Join us and our special guest, Jake Ryder (JRyde) of freak bike fame, as we talk about the Zoobomb Chariot wars, metal working, chainsaw-powered bikes, and all things manly.

Strap in and hunker down for another thrilling installment of the greatest podcast ever recorded! This time around we have a more games-focused episode in which we discuss the launch of the PlayStation Vita, the upcoming release of SSX, and get super nerdy about pricing philosophies in the iOS market. For those of you not so nerdily-inclined, fear not, as you will receive your required dose of uniquely Portland-themed mayhem! We recently attended the Bike Chariot Wars (part of Zoobomb's...

SEASON TWO OF SOCKYETI HAS BEGUN! Now, ordinarily, a show takes a break between its two seasons, but because we don't take no #$%% from The Man, we do things our way AND START THINGS BACK UP IMMEDIATELY. (Well, to be fair, we did take the break between recordings, but release schedules are frickin' craaaaaazy, you know what I mean? Shi.)

Hi There! So this is the final episode of Season 1 of the podcast. Originally recorded in early November 2011, it was lost in the bowels of the earth and your intrepid heroes have spent the past three months journeying through the nine circles of hell to finally bring it back to this mortal coil so that you, our fans, can enjoy it. Fret not, fair listeners; Season 2 is nearer than you think!

Delayed due to technical difficulties, but never forgotten, Sockyeti is back to tease your earbongos with our unique blend of atonal talkmusics. Step right up and take a big ol' bite with your sonic maw.

In a desperate bid to pull in sponsorships, we take it upon ourselves to endorse all manner of aftermarket bicycle enhancement accessories.

Hard pressed to come up with a new and original way to kick off the show, we make the groundbreaking decision to run through things…backwards (AAAAAHH!)

If ever there existed any doubt over whether Dabe possesses the Warrior's Spirit, let those doubts now and forever be laid to rest in the dirtground.

After briefly considering changing the name of our show to better reflect our core values, we move on to discuss more pressing matters…like braces and other metal things that go in your mouth. We also get sad about the League of Legends OS X client being canceled, and go game happy talking bout about Deus Ex: Human Revolution, board games, and even Dungeons and Dragons. We talk some more about last week's release of the Gold Life Dunny series from Huck Gee, and after all of our time spent...

Giving you absolutely ZERO time to recover from Episode 25, we're back at it with our recap of Firefall's PAX 2011 (brought to you by Firefall, the game). Enjoy tales of our adventures over the long weekend during our journey to Seattle (the OTHER rainy city), and be amazed that we made it back alive. This week we also introduce a NEW segment to the show that will become a regular occurrence, brought about by (but not depended upon) PAX as well. Have questions about the convention?...

For our quadricentennial episode, we get back to basics and resume the sort of things that endeared us to you in the first place: unbridled shenanigans. We spend most of this week on tangents of one form or another, and 29 out of 30 Helens agree; this is one of our best shows yet. Join us for the madness and maybe, just maybe…you'll walk away a better person.

Enjoy our glorious, triumphant return to the internet airwaves, as we tackle the movie Horrible Bosses, talk up some of the Xbox Live Summer of Arcade releases, Street Fighter minis from Kidrobot, and exchange stories about the hardships of road trips.

After taking another week off from recording, the boys are back in the saddle with a full gamut of nerdhappy topics to satiate your lust for the elusive Sockyeti. We talk about some recent and upcoming movies, we trash on 3D some more, verbally flaunt our newfound archery skills, Evan talks about Ms. Splosion Man and Bastion, Dabe talks "One Soul," the new Oni Press comic from Ray Fawkes, and Evan dives into the turmoil of the current state of streaming media.

This time on Sockyeti we're back up to our old tricks as we tell glorious stories of our Portland themed Independence Day adventures, we talk some serious mess about vidja games, we get into them comics, we muse about Google+, and promise to have gotten back on schedule by the time you hear this, a promise which is instantly broken.

In this very special episode, local food cart owner and friend of the podcast Charles Thomas joins the fearsome fwosome (yup) to answer questions about life, love, religion, and Aaron Neville.

This week we spend a fair chunk of time talking up the glories of the events which took place during the larger, meta event known as Pedalpalooza, with extensive discussion on Hammercise and The World Naked Bike Ride. We also talk about some other nerdy stuff toward the end.

It's time once again for Evan and Dabe to jack jaws on all sorts of topics, kicking things off with our excitement for the upcoming Pedalpalooza events, moving forward into discussion about iOS 5 (and why you should care about it), and following up with our thoughts on the newly announced Wii U from Nintendo. Dave also drops some knowledge about the new X-men flick and we muse briefly about Twin Peaks.

Your favorite prolific Portlanders return from a short break to discuss the important issues, like Epic MealTime, concussions, The Hangover 2, La Noire and the upcoming 2011 Dunny Series.

This week we spin yarns about our typical weekly adventures; we chart our progress on rock walls, trampoline arenas, attending MLS games, and our deep, profound love of food carts. We also take some time to talk Portal 2's co-op, the fairly awesome Back to the Future games, and the new releases of DMZ.

This week, Dabe and Evan contemplate Bikini Coffee Shops, a hypothetical Tommy Wiseau prank show, and reminisce about a forgotten era when Vin Diesel jokes ruled the internet long before the Chuck Norris meme. Also there's talk of Thor and the upcoming release of this fall's Dark Souls.

Trampolines, rock walls, zoobombing, holycrap PORTLAND STUFF!

The infamous Tony Touch joins as a guest host for this week's show, and all manner of shenanigans ensue!

Hot off the presses and back on schedule, Evan and Dabe sit you down and tell you what's what about Stumptown Comic Fest 2011, talk about some new games, and issue a formal apology for Episode 12.

Evan and Dabe put their heads together and manage to come up with enough topics to fill another episode despite having no idea what to say at the outset. Teetering dangerously on the edge of turning into a Ramblecast, they manage to salvage things with talk of Source Code, dangerous theme park rides, Stumptown (the graphic novel), and talk of some sweet new dunnies. Also included are pleas to local store proprietors, Dabe's tips on weight loss, and our Borigin Story.

Come have a listen and reminisce about that time we recorded our show live on the internet, in the far off time of…last week. Enjoy discussions on interesting topics, such as: Gluten Free diets! Anamanaguchi live in concert! Further discussion on the cinematic masterpiece known as The Room! Plus, Evan and Dabe have further discussion on Heavy Rain, Twin Peaks, and a nifty little iPad game called Sword and Sworcery (spelling intentional). AND MUCH MORE! HOLY WOW GEE!