Content warnings for death and bad comedy. Transcript here. This microsode was written by Eddie Feeley (he/him). It was performed by Brad Colbroock (they/them/he) and produced by Tal Minear (they/them). Eddie is writer who's work can be found at discoverpods.com, among other places. He is also a performer for the Boston based improv team and podcast Comedycazi, which can be found on your podcasting platform of choice. Follow us @SDITEpod on: Facebook! Instagram! Reddit! Tiktok! Tumblr! Twitter! Someone Dies In This Elevator is their Collective Work under Sound Escape Productions, a profit-sharing podcast collective. Please support Audio Fiction Creators so they can continue making content and telling stories.