We're back from our tour of the multiverse of madness, and ready to head out to the metaverses of mediocrity, but before all that -- a quick stop at Club Dub Dub to check out the latest and greatest with special guest, Kyle Wilson of BusinessInsider! https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

What a long strange trip it has been ... but at long last, the good ship Space Javelin has been recalled back to base, at least for a while. We salute all those who sailed her alongside us over these (total of) seven years and three months and 470 episodes all told. We'll be back for a special report in June for the big WWDC reveals, but until then ... thanks,...

It's not just when Alan and Charles get together that the gabbing goes on into extra innings, cadets! Last week's guest Stephen Robles stuck around for a few more topics, and here's our take on 'em!...

Special guest Stephen Robles of the AppleInsider Podcast joins us as we head back to home port, cadets, for an episode that is loaded with mind-blowing facts such as: Apple still making money, Google still copying Apple, and the Mac Studio still being really really powerful! You won't want to miss this one, so tool up -- the ship's new self-repair program isn't for...

Special guest Alan Perry and Charles return with even more news and stories (including a horrifying scam attempt that was thankfully thwarted right here in Victoria BC) we had to cut for time from Monday's episode -- just to tide you over the weekend until Monday's new show! Stay tuned, cadets, more surprises...

Special guest Alan Perry and Charles go over the wildly careening array of news stories from Apple and the other big tech players as usual, but watch out, cadets -- the gravitron is on the fritz, making things especially...

We start off with some big news, but then we get straight on into the regular-sized news! Privacy, pro video, crime and punishment, crazy billionaires, jacked-up VR store fees ... this one has it all, and...

The dates for the Worldwide Developer Conference unveiled, a study debunks Apple's App Store monopoly myth, Apple TV+ is so hot right now, plus Stupid Nerd Tricks! All this and more, cadets, so face-shields down ... it's time to dig in with both...

A brand new recruit aboard the ship, cadets, and plenty of both good and bad news for him to digest! From Oscars to Hackintoshes and back, you might get space whiplash from this...

Reminisce about when macOS X was the new kid while you uninstall any Kaspersky software you see (anywhere), and just TRY to make sense of the forthcoming (someday) new MacBook (Airs)? All this and Google being evil! Strap in, cadets, the G-forces are strong with this...

So much to cover! So little...

We tie up a few loose ends from last week's big Apple event, and some new shenanigans have taken place since then, cadets -- so we're here to bring you another short episode to round it all...

Spend a half-hour with us as we go over the Peek Performance event, our thoughts on the new gear, and some tidbits that didn't get stage time, cadets! Meet us in the...

Time to gear up for an announcement from the mothership, cadets, with -- depending on who you believe -- either handful of goodies or Santa's own infinite bag of holding full of tech! All that as well as rumors, shareholders, Samsung cheating again, Fitbit feels the burn, and much...

Remember back when we thought 2022 would have to be a better year than 2021? We were so young and naive then, cadets ... let's dive straight into the black hole that is most of this week's tech...

Whilst Charles is away, the ship gets a class upgrade from William Gallagher hosting alongside Cap'n Mike, and a downgrade in terms of the low quality of BS and shenanigans this week. All this and Donda 2, cadets, so get in the groove and tune...

All the stories we had to cut for time on Monday, cadets, back from the wormhole with Charles and CFAX's Alan Perry! Enjoy!

Special guest Alan Perry and Cap'n Charles got to chatting and left out some stories, cadets, we're not gonna lie -- but we think it is still an entertaining hour! New features, bug fixes, market dominance, Oscar nominations, and only one dumb lawsuit this week! Tune in on our subspace frequency...

The slow news cycle is over, cadets, and it's all thanks to "Spot(ify) the new gaffe Joe Rogan has to clumsily apologize for!" Congress wants sideloading, Apple Music's trial gets shorter, and North Korea gets hacked back ... and much...

Mike bleeps his way through the latest quarterly earnings, Charles debunks bad Intel, AirTags help find stuff, airlines agree to stop exaggerating, and there are birthdays to celebrate! Don you silly hats, cadets, we're gonna partake of cake and...

Although it's been a slow orbit this week, cadets, we've still managed to mine those all-important nuggets of juicy tech news that powers the ship, so the holo-buffet is re-opening! Our podcast has always been full of cheese, but now we've added plenty of Hamm!...

It might be a slow news week, cadets, but there's more than enough bombshells going off! A report on Google gets unredacted, rumormongets contradict themselves, third-party payments in the big app stores aren't going to be a bargain, and we sleuth out some bona-fide fake news! Warp or be warped, cadets, it's gonna be Mr. Toad's short (but wild)...

Despite all the risks, CES happened and gave us ... cat tech and smart faucets! The ITC threatens Google, a little trouble in Big India for Apple, teens still loving the iPhone, and so much more! Welcome back, cadets, and strap in for blast-off!

It's our final episode for the year, cadets, but we'll be back from shore leave on January 10th with CES coverage! Take a trip into the archives and revisit our previous episodes when you get tired of the holiday tunes, and we'll see you on stardate...