We reach a remote and unique crossroads this week, as the supernatural and creepy meets relationship advice. Joe makes a ferocious stand on cobwebs, and what they are or are not, while Darren breaks down his system for conflict resolution. We hear about spider wars and the attic invasion saga continues, with the reassuring realisation that “ghosts don’t shit”. There’s a debate on white socks versus black socks, and Joe reveals his fear of empty buildings. Meanwhile, the mailbag grew fat over the Christmas period, with your correspondence going unanswered in our absence. So we take a dive back into it, and hear about sightings of Joe as a background character on First Dates, and Darren has fallen down a pawn shop reality TV rabbithole.