Episodes
We're still alive and kicking! Promise! Here, have a playlist for all the songs we talk about this episode. I don't know how these work any more, let's just skip straight to notes: Claudia is very sorry for the audio ducking. Much like last time, these are the "songs we found interesting" of 2022, although Claudia wants you to know Key's BAD LOVE is the track of the year. Part of the SHINee comeback that we didn't mention but is worth knowing about: their take on the ending...
Published 04/26/22
Published 04/26/22
We're back! And there's no better way to kick off season 2 than with the MOST confusing of boy bands, NCT! Watch the Korean music video, the performance MV, or the live stage performance then hop back and join us. Onward to notes: Lee Soo-man, 2016: Neo Culture Technology, the business presentation that was also one of the places where this new group was announced? That meeting also includes snippets from a pre-debut version of The 7th Sense, with some notable changes like the...
Published 04/29/21
What a year it's been It's here! It's finally here! Listen to Stan Ontology crown the Taemin Of The Year, the peaks and nadirs of NCT, celebrate the output of some special soloists, revisit the Summer of Disco, and finish with a warm hug and a staggering, wild-eyed prophetic track about the vibe of this bizarre year, covering all of our favourite stuff in K-pop along the way. You can listen to all of the tracks that we discuss a listen via this end-of-year playlist - we've picked our...
Published 12/22/20
An unenviable record of that time we decided, for some reason, to just blast our ears with nonstop PSY for a long time, edited down for your listening pleasure. A warning: the MVs for Gangnam Style, Gentlemen and Daddy all feature rapid flashing lights or rapidly flashing cuts. In order: Gangnam Style is at (1:53), Gentlemen at (6:54), Daddy at (11:11), Hangover at (16:00), and New Face at (22:40). I heard Gangnam Style as I was writing up these notes and got flooded with a full-on...
Published 12/11/20
It's, incredibly, still here! Refresh your memory with the music video, the stage performance (this one's got good fan chants), or the dance practice. SparkNotes for Demian, but actually. Colin Marshall, Why Do Koreans Love Herman Hesse's Demian Above All Other Western Novels? Here's Bach's Kyrie I from Mass in B minor. And the organ piece Suga plays - Passacaglia in D minor (shoutouts to Friend of Pod, Noel, for finding it!) To drive the point home? What was the...
Published 11/25/20
It's finally here! Let's get to it. Listen and watch the music video, the stage performance (this one's got good fan chants), or the dance practice. Onward to notes: GLAM's biggest hit, In Front of the Mirror, a "trot, Europop and hip-hop" song. They disbanded in 2015 after a blackmailing scandal. TIME interviews Bang Si-Hyuk. Here's a fan-made explainer for the BTS Universe. But to give you a taster, the BTS Universe includes: (includes gore, themes of abuse,...
Published 11/20/20
See and listen to just how Nobody will never change: the English music video, the Korean music video, the Japanese music video, the Mandarin Chinese music video, or the song release live stage performance. Onward to notes: Wonder Girls' debut song, Irony. Wonder Girls' contribution to the debt that K-pop owes to reggae. I Feel You, which literally gives itself a "WTV" 1987 title even as there's an Mnet 2015 watermark in the corner. "Do you remember? When JYP tried really,...
Published 08/21/20
Listen and watch the music video, the Japanese music video, the song release live stage performance (feat. uncomfortably long elongated intro), or dance practice video. Onward to notes: Mnet is a big subscription music TV channel. OK so the whole deal with 2AM/2PM: they were once an 11-man band called One Day and then they split in half. 2AM has been inactive since 2015, and 2PM has been on hiatus since 2017. To get you a taste of what it was like, here's the trailer for the...
Published 08/07/20
Listen and watch the music video, the song release live stage performance, or dance practice video. Onward to notes: Their latest single, released on the same day as BTS's Stay Gold: How You Like That BLACKPINK - Boombayah, which released with Whistle as part of their 2016 debut. "Fan greet" is shorthand for "fan meet-and-greet". Lady Gaga, BLACKPINK - Sour Candy Go support Michael's other podcast, Hot Singles! If you want to take a look, here's an episode of a...
Published 07/12/20
Listen and watch the music video or the song release live stage performance. Onward to notes: English language reporting on Red Velvet's North Korean concert. Stan Ontology wants to note here that any event like this is going to be rife with contradiction and tensions - it's not as if there aren't emotional performances going on for the South Korean contingent, either. What we're saying is: it was awkward, ok? The Chilseok myth. f(x) - Red Light. This is the track that was...
Published 06/26/20
In light of the massive protests going on in the USA at the time of releasing this episode, we open this episode with a message of support for the Black Lives Matter movement. Stan Ontology supports the efforts of Black and indigenous activists in America and across the world, fighting for justice against a state that has long treated Black and brown lives with cruelty and indifference for too long. We applaud this and other similar movements fighting against police brutality. Criticism and...
Published 06/12/20
Wherein we crack a longstanding mystery: Why did 2NE1 have a reggae remix in their first studio album? As always, watch the music video, the dance practice video, or the song release live stage performance. On top of that, here's the acoustic live version, dedicated to the Sewol Ferry tragedy victims. Onto the chronological bullet points: Start your day right and listen to 2NE1's I AM THE BEST (all-caps warranted). It's a fun exercise to go through the songs we've featured in other...
Published 05/29/20
The episode that's secretly an introduction to SHINee, dance music, the phenomenology of sounds, and a different SHINee song all at the same time. On the menu today are: the music video, the dance practice video (a legend in its own right), the 2010 song release live stage performance, the 2018 world tour version, or the live rock remix. Phew. You can definitely watch all of them for the most comprehensive introduction. When your solo stage during your band's world tour is a cover of a...
Published 05/15/20
I've got youuuuu, under my skin for at least another hour. Talk MIROTIC to us, TVXQ. Once more, choose between the music video, the dance version, or the live stage performance. Starting on a serious note (warning for discussions of sexual assault, drug use, police corruption): a timeline of the Burning Sun scandal. Park Yoochun, former TVXQ member, comes into the timeline around late April. I want the world to know that Mirotic's Wikipedia page contains a synopsis of its music...
Published 05/01/20
Hello world! Stan talent, stan a legend, stan LOOΠΔ ONTOLOGY. Join us as we start our dive into Korean pop music, and work through the sonic sugar rush that is SNSD's Gee. We suggest listening to the song at least once before you listen to us go on about it! Take your pick from the music video, the choreography-centric version, and/or the live stage performance. Enjoy! Here's Taemin's Danger dance practice video for our shared way into K-pop. And it was this Taemin stage that got...
Published 04/17/20