Episodes
Published 09/12/22
Carts and King share some big news about the podcast, wonder if the Wild will tinker with the lines this season, and talk about apples for about fifteen minutes on a hockey podcast.
Published 09/12/22
Carts and King celebrated Hockey Day Minnesota with an eventful and ill-advised trip to the White Bear Bar. They end the Cabin Vs. Cottage debate, dream of Kirill’s triumphant return, and dissect the ’22-23 Wild schedule.
Published 07/20/22
The guys break down the first round of the draft, including the Wild’s first two picks. And wonder what, if anything, is going on with 97 back home in Russia.
Published 07/09/22
The Stanley Cup is in Colorado and Kevin Fiala is off to Los Angeles. Carts and King are back on the pod to discuss all this and Brock Faber's tortoise shell glasses.
Published 07/01/22
Carts and King unpack a truly special season with an all too familiar finish. The guys discuss the series turning point, the future, while wondering how far away the Wild are from a Cup win.
Published 05/18/22
Carts and King dissect the Wild’s Game 5 loss, discussing the butt-sniffing, lack of animosity in the series thus far, while wondering when Kevin might shave, and how we can clone Kirill.
Published 05/11/22
As the Wild head into a Game 5 matchup with the Blues, it’s the perfect time to remind us how Billy G. changed the culture. Enjoy a bonus interview with Wild GM, Bill Guerin.
Published 05/10/22
Maybe it was the Mother’s Day matinee, but there wasn’t nearly enough hate in the Wild’s Game 4 loss to the Blues. The guys discuss Kirill’s Great Clips commercial, Matt Boldy’s ceiling, Zach Hyman’s nose . . .and Game 4.
Published 05/09/22
Spring has sprung in the State of Hockey. The weather is finally nice, and the Wild continue to execute “The Bluesprint” against Saint Louis. The guys breakdown a big Game 3 win that had everything but flowers on the ice.
Published 05/07/22
The Wild were back on track, working the "Bluesprint" with a big Game 2 victory. The guys discuss Kirill’s big night, Freddy Hockey, playing long body, and even take time to check-in with Rat.
Published 05/05/22
Al Stalock is back on the pod to break down Game 1 against the Blues. Topics include goaltending styles, should Fiala shave, and whether or not kids should attend playoff games.
Published 05/03/22
Carts and King are paid a visit from a true St. Louis Beautician, Cam Janssen. The guys discuss the Wild’s first round opponent in detail, and start growing their playoff beards.
Published 05/01/22
Home ice is on the line, the guys visit with a sports psychologist to see if her techniques can help beleaguered Minnesota sports fans like they do elite athletes. Also, it was Kirill’s birthday.
Published 04/29/22
The guys just want the Wild to stay healthy, and for the playoffs to start already. Also, Carts wonders if special forces personnel are operating the Ritz Carlton bidets in Montreal.
Published 04/22/22
“The Prossessor” visits the pod to talk cards on the plane, Kirill’s birthday, cozy fighters, and skating without a bucket when you’re bald.
Published 04/15/22
Carts and King talk about everything from Trevor Zegras looking over his shoulder, to a big college hockey bet, and how the Wild have a proven record of responding to stimulus.
Published 04/07/22
The guys welcome Ryan Hartman to the pod. Discuss how Mats Zuccarello is a legendary teammate for his role in booger-gate, and if there is a brewing muzzy controversy on the squad.
Published 03/31/22
The guys talk about the Christmas morning that was Billy G’s big trade deadline, learn that Rat has left the bandwagon, and debate King’s parallel parking skills.
Published 03/24/22
Carts shakes off a big night after the Koivu jersey celebration, and the guys discuss high school hockey from the Minnesota model to hockey hair.
Published 03/16/22
After a much-needed win against the Rangers, Carts and King discuss Hartman’s clean shave, P.J. Fleck’s “Let’s Play Hockey!” call, and the team finally icing their full lineup.
Published 03/10/22
King goes “ten toes up” visiting Doctor Carter’s couch and asking the hard questions about the Wild’s recent woes, while looking ahead to dumpster diving against Philly and Buffalo.
Published 03/04/22
The guys discuss the Wild's extended Canadian road trip, The Russian’s doppelgängers, dissect Cart’s preposterous statement on KFAN, and imagine what Kevin is really like.
Published 02/24/22
Fresh off his hat trick, Matt Boldy stops by the pod, and the guys talk about how they celebrated Fialantines Day, and if there has been a power shift to the West.
Published 02/16/22
Carts and King talk breakdown the Wild’s new catchphrase, a heated game against the Jets, and the new school takeover of the NHL Skills Competition.
Published 02/13/22