This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS. We’re attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS??? PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt! Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Ok PumpKins. We’ve REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it’s charming! Sandoval still can’t comprehend why he’s no longer trusted, beloved or instantl…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers! We’ve enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING! Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” moment). Enjoy the film…

Hi stalwart listeners of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! We love you! The new March episode is out! Does Paul want to go off the grid? Does Janie want to go on a podcast with ReesaTeesa? Do the two want to have retail jobs in Lower Manhattan? Find out AND MORE! In this month’s podcast episode for your EARS AND BRAIN! J&P **available for purchase at Kin Ship Goods This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, folks! Janie & Paul recorded a new reaction bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode to episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules titled “Saw it on the Graham.” While researching this most recent episode, I have learned through online comments that SEVERAL …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com It is the FIFTH reaction bonus podcast episode from STAY F. HOMEKINS to the eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! It is all very REAL for REALITY TV. Katie and Ariana are in permit hell with their business and the rest of the gang, who still are willing to interact with Sandoval, go to Lak…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules! Join the portal to all of our extra stuff! In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

It’s here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YOUR HOMEKINS ON! xo, Janie & PFT (For anyone new to our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, WELCOME. We...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com The PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started. Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hello! VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS! And you will...

Hello, Patient Listeners! It’s the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples? Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is! In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW. IT IS ALL HAPPENING! Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticking around with us and letting us have fun with you! Get a Weekend Water glass from our...

The 1947 holiday movie MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET is our newest watchalong! Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners. We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listeners. And, folks this one DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! This movie holds UP. No notes! If you are new to...

Well, hello, everybody! It’s the December podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS with your favorite co-hosts and married duo Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins! We’ve got Christmas trees and gift giving and Mother God and just the USUAL, meandering UNPLANNED after-dinner conversation. We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The world is hostile, but WE are NOT. Only love and a few gripes and a bit of chat down winding...

Clean My Mac is NOT a sponsor if this episode, however, should it be? After travel delays AND a crashed laptop, here is our November episode! Speaking of sponsors, thank you to Laura Lee Beran, friend of the pod AND sponsor GREEN CHEF! Everyone’s favorite meal kit! Your grace and patience with our obstacles were VERY appreciated. Now. This episode is a bit of a RIDE. We are burnt out. I am not kidding. So, enjoy the ridiculous level of discourse this STATE OF BEING presents. Happy...

This episode is serving struggling REALNESS. Janie threw out her lower back and Paul threw out his sense of contentment and TOGETHER the two of us (yeah, I switched the tense again! UGH!) find our way through a CHALLENGING week and time. The jist of the October episode is to keep on keeping on TOGETHER, as a Homekins FAMILY. We invite you to comment in the comment section below, this is our free, ad-supported episode and anyone can chime in! How are YOU getting through this month? And how...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com STAY F. HOMEKINS gets up into trouble with a BONUS (90 minute?! whoa) podcast episode for our beloved Weekend Water substack contributors! Just in case you do not know, you can listen in any podcast player of your choice, just select the dropdown menu next to the episode, where it says “Listen On.” In addition, some folks are asking about the bonus episodes we have that pretty much recap or “promote”...

It’s the September episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! In our latest episode, we discuss our worst nightmare and greatest feelings of accomplishment? What a ride! PFT tests out some Sicilian accents, Janie tests out a Ted Talk and TOGETHER the two discover a type of humor they tend to shy away from? THANK YOU for listening and hanging in there with us! Please subscribe to our Weekend Water substack publication to NEVER MISS A BEAT! Be well and be sane. The Haddad Tompkins (our OFFICIAL...

The duo come at ya from South Carolina! A quick getaway from the hot strike lines yields some observations about sunscreen, beach going and reality shows! PFT names Janie’s new business and Janie gets Paul into a new guilty pleasure! Thank you for being with us. We really appreciate every single listener and supporter of our pods and updates, this community means so much to us! Be safe and strong and MORE SOOOOONNN!! There is always wonderful STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast merchandise from the...

It’s HERE! The July episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS! We’re traveling, we’re tired and WE ARE ON STRIKE! The Homekins have decided to take Manhattan! Janie tries to swim at a hotel pool. Paul tries to shake seasonal rhinitis with bodega medicine, and together the duo GO TO THE THEATRE, DARLINGS! It’s our monthly episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS. We invite you to upgrade if you want more of us IN YOUR BRAIN SPACE This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get...

Join us for the JUNE 2023 episode of Stay F. Homekins! If you are NEW to ALL THIS, it is Janie & Paul’s monthly after dinner conversation in a free as a bird podcast form! Subscribe and listen wherever you get your podcasts. Together, they explore the Rosetta Stone…of LOVE? Muse over some of history’s most notable scatting moments and dish on the And Just Like That TEA. Of course, we encourage you to subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack (if you are seeing this in your email inbox,...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com In the first ever BONUS chat (kind of a mini-episode of the podcast - but AD-FREE!) for our WEEKEND WATER substack subscribers who seek, oh so sweet, PREMIUM content, Janie & Paul make their SUCCESSION finale predictions, OR DO THEY? PFT learns his fate if he loses at “Comedian Feud” and cuckoo is decidedly NOT in a throuple! To have our bonus episode i…

Paul & Janie fight the MAN. Well, help to fight the “man,” who are just 12 outta touch white dude gazillionaires, essentially. Janie adopts spy craft. While PFT gets convinced to also adopt spy craft. Together the two deliver a powerhouse Spring episode through fatigue! Thank you, STAY F. HOMEKINSERS for sticking with us and please subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to be a part of the conversation on this episode. And, as always, find our official podcast merchandise at...

The duo take on modern country. Paul learns stage combat while Janie waxes poetic about rapiers. Together, the dynamic duo take on their after dinner conversation in a haze of April exhaustion! Join them and only say nice things WEEKEND WATER substack comments. As always, great podcast merchandise is available at www.kindshipgoods.com. Check out PFT live in VARIETOPIA this year, if he is in a city near you. Hydrate and spread love! Love, Janie & PFT *subscribe to our substack at...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hiya everybody! Thank you for joining our Weekend Water community. We are excited to share a new movie watch-along with you. For the price of a bag of chips this month you can upgrade to watch…