Lewis recounts the horror of his Dairy Bell Baptism.

Was the goose a member of the military? Impossible to say.

Inspired by her mother's knack for body surfing, Cait tries to become a seal, but the ocean teaches her a valuable lesson.

James Valentine remembers how great it was to make friends.

Zoë Coombs Marr should probably hate Christmas, but for some reason, she doesn’t.

A moving ode to Josh's father, inspired by the tattoo his father got on his back at an age that one does not usually get a back tattoo.

Scottish screenwriter John Collee follows his 20-year-old thumb to Canada and goes in search of the local psychopath.

Emma Wortley wants to f**k up and be misunderstood as little as possible.

Jordan Raskopoulos guides people towards having more confidence and knowledge when cooking with beef.

As an 8-year-old, Summer Land sets a record for the highest number of outraged adults in the principal’s office at once.

Boaz Stark reflects on a time when he was a trustworthy, honourable 16-year-old...until he had to find a way to fund his disco addiction.

Patrick Lenton goes from being gloriously untethered to screaming in a conference room.

David Harmon loves arguing about anything. But as he reflects on how his love of debating informed his youth, he wonders how his story may have played out today in the world of MRAs, Gamergates and the land of angry young boys on Twitter.

Holly McBride tries personal development and vulnerability, but ends up exposing herself more than she expected.

Andrew Henry doesn't know the word for a Robbie Williams super-fan, he just knows that he was (and perhaps still is?) one.

Elaine LaForteza unearths the memories from her childhood years to discover what’s in a name.

Rob Carlton takes his father’s ashes for a bike ride.

Kirsten Drysdale takes a job as a live-in carer to a wealthy old man in Kenya, and ends up becoming a spy. This story is the perfect accompaniment to Kirsten's new book, I Built No Schools In Kenya. Featuring more almost entirely true stories of her year in the African nation, order your copy here!

Zoë Norton Lodge tries not screaming, but discovers it’s just how she gets s**t done.

Jacqueline Maley travels to the Emerald Isle to reconnect with her Irish roots and instead earns unlikely celebrity status.

Ben Jenkins does not like the idea that someone doesn't like him. So he forces a 50-year-old farmer to be his friend.

James Valentine tells a cautionary (or instructional) tale.

Melina Wickes hated being a kid. And watered down Leggo’s pasta sauce.

In this rebroadcast of one of our favourite stories, Kate Mulvany's luxurious get-away to Byron Bay gets derailed by some illicit muesli. This story is also available in print in the first ever Story Club book! Get your copy here.