Episodes
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute...
Published 01/09/24
Published 01/09/24
Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations. First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually...
Published 12/26/23
In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue. But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects: Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight. Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their...
Published 12/19/23
Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change. But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable...
Published 12/12/23
Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions. First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track. Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine...
Published 12/05/23
On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the s***s are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 11/28/23
Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics. First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started! Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and...
Published 11/21/23
Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into - Fashion - Music - Lawyers in Nigeria - Football and a whole lot more...ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 11/14/23
On this episode Mayowa and Koj are joined by Adaorah Oduah, the writer and sound designer of Uncultured. Culture Custodian’s latest scripted podcast. Again, please pardon the s****y connection. It was either this or nothing☹️☹️ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 11/07/23
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include: Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting Blackface and OdumoduBlvck The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's Tmt TURNING PUSSY! Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People ...
Published 10/31/23
The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 10/24/23
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 10/17/23
We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14. After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies! Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work! Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 10/10/23
This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo. We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork. Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt. Get into it! Listen to Kah-Lo's new album Pain/Pleasure here: https://t.co/IHOchMdMht --- Send in a voice message:...
Published 10/03/23
In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety". A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide. Please find links to the book below! Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria...
Published 09/26/23
On this Episode we get into: - Mowa Lola's new collection - AQ vs Naeto C - Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People - MohBad - South Africa - OdumoduBlvck - Rema --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 09/19/23
The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 09/11/23
Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach On this episode, we talk: - Nigeria's New Ministers - Nasir El Rufai - Naira Marley - Burna Boy ....and lots more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 09/05/23
Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris. Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is...
Published 08/22/23
On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 08/15/23
TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk. TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe. It is very funny. The gomoneyapp is available on all smartphone stores. You can also download the gomoney app here: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 08/09/23
Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter. The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics. As the boys...
Published 08/01/23
It's the return of the MA-yowa! On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Published 07/25/23
Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics. Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an...
Published 07/19/23