Baseball. It's a sport Axel loves and a yet another sport Dave is pretty sure still exists. But we're not really talking about baseball here. We're talking about Jose Canseco, and you can't do that without talking about steroids, whistleblowing, Bigfoot, Donald Trump, Jennifer Lopez, bitcoin, aliens from outer space, and ... goats? Yes, goats. And the only reason we're doing any of that is because we're desperate for attention from Mark McGuire. Are you listening to this Mark? We made this for you, Mark! MARK!  Join us as we discuss the painful truth and the painful tweets of a man who made a documentary about himself and then somehow won awards for doing so.  We're suffering through and reporting back on Jose Canseco: The Truth Hurts, available to stream for free for Amazon Prime members. If you enjoy our podcast, please rate, review, subscribe, or tell a friend! Theme music: "Mexicana Massacre" by Tomb Dragomir off his Instrumental Psycho Synth Album