Meet Joe, a special effects artist "tricked" by his "friends" -- a "pedophile" and an "adulterer" -- into going on a "reality" TV show.  Okay, all the quotations are going to get tiring, but just assume that pretty much EVERYTHING you hear from Joe should be in air quotes.  From flailing four-mile runs and frantic phone calls to verbally harassing a guy just trying to eat a salad, this documentary proves that while you may be small in stature, you can still be huge on harboring grudges and maintaining a choke hold on resentment.  Along the way Joe DOES indirectly give our podcast a reason to exist... but not before taking a dump on a Goonie. Oh, Joe. Featuring special guest co-host Jaime Hunt, who after finding this film is dangerously closed to getting herself banned from using the Hunt household Amazon Prime account. We're suffering through and reporting back on Frankenfake, available to stream on Amazon Prime. If you enjoy our podcast, please rate, review, subscribe, or tell a friend! Theme music: "Mexicana Massacre" by Tomb Dragomir off his Instrumental Psycho Synth Album