Episodes
Published 04/24/24
The battle continues on as a newly discovered Inquisition ship makes its way toward the now damaged Spencer's Gifts. It's a real frying pan and fire situation, here folks.
Published 03/30/22
The Unfiniteers officially join Cutter's fleet, undertaking their first death-defying mission escorting The Devil's Fall on a simple cargo delivery. What could possibly go wrong?
Published 03/16/22
It's time to see if the Unfiniteers have what it takes to be on a pirates crew! Get ready for death defying stunts, swashbuckling fights, and random wild animal attacks!
Published 03/02/22
After a death-defying escape, the Unfiniteers meet up with the Inquisition's opposition, on the island city of San Sancha.
Published 02/16/22
As the days in Nowhere stretch on, the gang gets along as best they can waiting for the upcoming journey to a brand new world.
Published 02/02/22
Set in Deadlands Reloaded, many years after Season One, Xavier and Hondo head to the midwestern states to investigate the report of a missing person.
Published 01/19/22
Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Blades in the Dark Arc? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!
Published 01/05/22
Look, some things happened. It involved a train called the Polar...whatever, a kidnapped Santa, and some fire. I'm not exactly sure of all the details, but let's sit around the fire, talk it out, and see if we can't get to the bottom of it.
Published 12/22/21
The Unfiniteers leave Nowhere to witness the funeral of the Last Crone of Manderwick, and Dee does his best to fulfill her dying wish.
Published 12/08/21
The long-awaited return to Nowhere can't be celebrated for long when once again a strange train arrives en route to a place known only as The Museum.
Published 11/24/21
Sometimes, there are no words. And it seems almost silly for that time to come around as we watch over this strange little city in the middle of a dying universe...but maybe it's more about the people in that strange little city. If they've come to care enough to try and save it, if they have it in them to change, if they could one day be called heroes.
Published 11/10/21
The time has finally come for the most difficult challenge the group has faced yet: catering. Now in the most extravagant and heavily guarded district of Duskwall, it's only a matter of time before something goes horribly wrong.
Published 10/27/21
There's a strange phenomenon out in the multiverse that I like to call the Shifting Sands theory. Kind of an artifact that popped up after all the universes were synced up again. And let me tell you, the ramifications of such events are a consistent strain on the ol' hard drive.
Published 10/13/21
The Shadow Watch crew tries to find a place to lie low until it's time to find the last of the Ghost Rock. And Dee gets his long awaited reward.
Published 09/29/21
Stuck on board a mysterious Leviathan Hunter ship with no resemblance to any movie whatsoever, the Shadow Watch crew hunts for more ghost rock.
Published 09/15/21
It's interesting to see what happens when all those false memories conflict with the real ones. How exactly can they tell the difference? These days I seem to be getting new memories every...well, day. And it seems like they've been with me all along. So it can be tough to make the right decision when your memories are telling you one thing and your other memories are telling you something else. That sounded better in my head.
Published 09/01/21
I've been thinking a lot lately about the luck of the draw. Technical poker term Jimmy taught me. Basically, sometimes the hand we're dealt is a little easier to deal with than other times. I look at these four, out their savin' the multiverse, and I have to wonder, are they a royal flush or just...well, somethin' else I'd like to flush?
Published 08/18/21
Yeah, I should probably explain the food thing a little more clearly next time, huh? Thing is, I'm not sure I want to. It's a literal boatload of laughs listening to their reactions when that extradimensional meal finally gets digested. You never know what can happen, and I guess I've just been starved for entertainment. Can't help myself. By the way, just imagine that. A boat full of laughter. What a world that'd be.
Published 08/04/21
I think for as long as there's been trains, people have had an indescribable urge to take the things that are in them. I mean, whatever's in there is already boxed up and on the move, you just have to make it move...toward you. Plus, the train only goes one way. Pick one of the other countless directions and chances are you'll get away. Hm. Is there still time for me to join up on this heist? Sounds like a good time.
Published 07/21/21
Did I know what they'd be walking into when I flipped that switch? ...Yes. Did I know just how dangerous it would be to put them in that situation right out of the gate? Also yes. But they'll just have to learn to trust me. Consider it a team bonding exercise, one this group is in desperate need of.
Published 07/07/21
Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Starfinder Arc? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!
Published 06/23/21
As the crew of the Blue Eclipse make their way back to Nowhere with a couple new friends, they discover that Nowhere Central Station has changed, and get a brief glimpse at the bigger picture of their mission.
Published 06/09/21
It's time for a brief lesson in quantum mechanics! Exciting I know. See, there's the fabric of reality as you know it, but the thing about fabric is it has to hang on something, or rest on something, or be folded haphazardly on something. That something is what I call the in-between space. Every universe has to bump up against other stuff out there, and that stuff isn't always another universe. So what is it, exactly? Hell if I know.
Published 05/26/21
It's time for the final event of the Grand Prix tournament! And just as the crew of the Blue Eclipse needs to pull together the most, the entire multiverse seems to be dead set on tearing them apart.
Published 05/12/21