Will Ted & Ed finally win their own Podcast of the Year award? Can they defeat an unexpected alien invasion? How did they escape Sean Bean? Find out with this action-packed finale to Season 3.

As a late Christmas gift to their listeners, Ted & Ed tweak a famous song to pay tribute to Ted's mom.

Ted & Ed answer your questions, including what they would want to have with them if stranded on a deserted island. They also debate whether the island is technically deserted if they are there, and display an unhealthy love for bean puns.

Ted & Ed announce that their band "Giant Smudge" is releasing its first album, titled "Fart Cannon." They also give a sneak preview of a collection of songs that should go down in history as all-time classics, including "Cheese Is A Yellow Food," "Helmet Head," "The Holy Spork," and more!

Why were Ted & Ed gone so long, you ask?  Because they committed a misunderstanding (certainly not a crime), which appeared to have them destined for jail before a wizard with shovels in his elbows came to the rescue.

Ted & Ed rank the top five most intelligent life forms in the universe. 5. Humans 4. Sally the Corgi 3. ? 2. ? 1. ? Listen for the whole list!

Ted & Ed answer your questions, including the genetic makeup of butterflies, who writes the show and whether they can spare a few bucks for one listener. Send YOUR  questions to [email protected].

Judge Jorleen reviews the latest Star Wars show, "Obi-Wan Kenobi." Well, she offers 23% of a review, anyway. Don't forget to send in your questions to [email protected]. Yours could be answered on a future episode.

Ted & Ed drop out of summer school and meet up with an old friend for some summer adventures.

Ted & Ed receive an email summoning them to summer school. Give a listen to find out all the horrible classes they will be forced to take.

Ted & Ed can't find anything worth watching on TV until the Boneana drops by to tell them about UBN+, a new streaming service that features many movies that are unique, yet sound oddly familiar.

Ted & Ed have been traveling a lot lately, so they decided to share their top 5 favorite modes of transportation. Hear what they have to say about ... 5. Pegasuseses 4. Pyramid 3. Catapult 2. Tumbleweed 1. _______ ... listen to find out!

A mysterious government agent named Tess shows up to recruit Ted & Ed's giant turkey for a top secret military program.

Judge Jorleen is summoned to investigate the disappearance of the Hollywood sign on Easter.

The Nothingworms take over the podcast, discussing such things as their accents and the size of their iPhones, as well as having a heated debate on Google vs. Bing.

Ted & Ed show up for their job interview at NASA only to find out that the position is for androids. Also the android NASA wants is named Ted Edwards. They give it a shot anyway.

Ted & Ed head to the farm to see how Phil is doing under the care of Agnes. A big surprise awaits.

Ted & Ed answer questions about potatoes, working in space, comedy and more! Have question? Send it to [email protected].

Ted & Ed somehow land an interview with one of the most famous and recognizable figures in the universe -- The Grim Reaper.

Ted & Ed's Cat Band needs a name. They've narrowed it down to five options ... 6. Sparkly Back Pocket 5. War Frog 4. The Muffin Yeeters 3. Shipwreck Casserole 2. Bob Jovi 1. Giant Smudge Email us at [email protected] to help us choose a name!

A natural disaster is threatening to destroy Los Angeles, and only Ted & Ed -- with some help from a wizard and his giant blender -- can stop it.

Ted & Ed's search for a PhiNanny continues, with this week's hunt resulting in an interview with a person who has strange connections to the show.

Ted & Ed need to hire a PhiNanny. What's that? A nanny for Phil, obviously. The poor fellow is just helpless. Will their first candidate for the role -- Walter from Walter 3 -- be a good fit?

Ted & Ed have their sights set on winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award in Season 3. Their first step toward that goal is to take out the competition.