Episodes
Its a New Years Party! this week on the Where's Our Participation Trophy Podcast! Dayna and Sam talk weird and overrated New Years Traditions. From getting wasted face and spending the whole first day of the year nursing a hangover, to orange underwear for good luck, we get into new year traditions and superstitions from around the world! You know what w3e should leave behind in the new year? Fat shaming.. and using the internet to shame people in general. Check out the tantrum and more on...
Published 12/26/22
It's a Jerry Springer Christmas this week on the 'Where's Our Participation Trophy?' podcast. This week Dayna and Sam talk crazy holiday stories. We have tree infestations, food fights, surprise kids, and scrappy fist fights! Whats a holiday without knocking out a family member, amirite? We know the holidays can be a really tough time of year for a lot of people. We thought it was important to talk about Stephen "tWitch" Boss and checking on your friends. You are loved and you are important....
Published 12/19/22
He's a ten, but.... he doesn't listen to the Where's Our Participation Trophy? podcast! 😂 On this Christmas Edition, Dayna and Sam have a little fun with the game "he's a ten, but..." Does he lose or gain points for still believing in Santa? How about an elf ears kink? We also get into the separate bedroom in a relationship tantrum and the perfect gift for the adult in your life. Kind of..... Where's Our Participation Trophy?
Published 12/12/22
It is a recipe for disaster this week on the 'Where's Our Participation Trophy?' Podcast! This week, Dayna and Sam get into overrated Christmas traditions. That Santa in the mall that smells like beef and whiskey? Skip it. Throwing your cousin Larry through the wall? Maybe he deserves it, we don't know. Those tangled up Christmas lights? Cuss at them! And whatever you do, make sure you get an extra tree for the kids so you don't find your eye twitching during the decoration process. Where's...
Published 12/05/22
It's American Thanksgiving, which means we are ready for football and gluttony! This week, Dayna and Sam talk weird Thanksgiving traditions like pardoning turkeys, parade floats gone wild, and all the casseroles! We also earn our participation trophy digging into the "RIP Twitter" drama, and own up to some of our own b******t. If we haven't told you lately, we're grateful for you! Where's Our Participation Trophy?
Published 11/21/22
We are getting Main Character Vibes on this weeks episode of Where's Our Participation Trophy. This week, Dayna and Sam cover the literal twitter tantrum. We talk Elon Musk and has infamous blue badge subscription, the Rotisserie Chicken Guy, and the girl that swears she wasn't fat shaming after slurring the term "Two Ton Tillie". We're not buying your BS, CRYSTAL. Where's Our Participation Trophy?
Published 11/14/22
There is some truth in every joke...right? I guess we'll have to ask Richard Gere and the gerbils! This week, Dayna and Sam cover rumors we heard before the internet could spread them like wildfire. We also deep dive into social media.... again. And how much of our adult lives are just trying to "get through the week". Where's our participation trophy?
Published 11/07/22
Trick or treat?! Like there's even a choice? This week on Where's Our Participation Trophy, Dayna and Sam cover the weirdest Halloween urban legends. Like, who even has the time or money to put razor blades in all those candy apples? Plus, do you KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE DRUGS ARE?! We also get in to the insanity that is the internet, and old rumors that we spread before the internet existed! Where's Our Participation Trophy?
Published 10/31/22
Trash the Dress! This week on Where's Our Participation Trophy, Dayna and Sam talk wedding and engagement traditions and which ones we should chuck in the f*ck it bucket. Cake smashing, garter belts, and daddy's permission all make it to the table. Do any survive? Find out on all the podcast platforms and youtube!
Published 10/24/22
Calm down guys, we already know that it's "Not All Men". This week on Where's Our Participation Trophy, Dayna and Sam go full tantrum.. again! We get into some alpha males, Kanye drama, and nerdy girls. Where's Our participation trophy?
Published 10/17/22
What we think of Canadians is So Predictable! This week, in honor of Canadian Thanksgiving, Dayna and Sam talk Canadian stereotypes! Are they really that nice, the variations of "Sorry", and how far they'll go for Tim Hortons! We also throw in our two cents on the goat and his impending divorce. Where's our participation trophy?
Published 10/10/22
You don't just marry the person, you marry the family too! This week on "Where's Our Participation Trophy?", Dayna and Sam talk Monster In Laws! How far is too far, or do you easily tolerate them? We also get into the Nick Cannon sage, and give away a trophy for agreeing more with the parents in movies as we get older. Where's our participation trophy?
Published 10/03/22
People are dishing out all the bad advice on this weeks episode of "Where's Our Participation Trophy?". This week, Dayna and Sam hear the worst marriage advice people have ever gotten. From stripping during an argument, to adjusting the thermostat to force cuddling for warmth, it's not hard to imagine why divorce rates are high. We also dig into the Adam Levine scandal and award the participation trophy for our favorite thing...sleep. Available on all podcast platforms and youtube.
Published 09/26/22
Marriage is not what we expected this week on "Where's Our Participation Trophy?"! Dayna and Sam talk expectation vs reality when it comes to marriage, have an epic "titty tantrum", and give away a participation trophy for being really really tired...
Published 09/19/22
Trust your gut, especially when it comes to online relationships! This week on Where's Our Participation Trophy, Dayna and Sam talk catfishing, the insane idea that dating in person means "settling", and participation trophies for working out with a big mac in your mouth. Where's Our Participation Trophy?
Published 09/12/22
We're quite the catch on this weeks episode of Where's our Participation Trophy?! Dayna and Sam talk twitter crushes and online relationships pros and cons, Leonardo DiCaprio's taste for the under 25 crowd, and how much we love multitasking with a good blender. (Margaritas, anyone?) Nailing it as usual! Where's Our Participation Trophy?
Published 09/05/22
We are coming in hot this week on Where's Our Participation Trophy! This week, Dayna and Sam have so many options for twitter tantrums, that we just decided to do them all! Quiet quitting, Tate, and heaping dose of misogyny... Don't worry, we don't meltdown the entire time, we also throw in some confetti and a participation trophy from our favorite @bigtoofedblonde on twitter. Find us on your fav podcast platform and youtube!
Published 08/29/22
You asked, we answered! It's a Q&A special of "Where's Our Participation Trophy?".. Dayna and Sam take listener questions about ourselves and the show for the 10th episode special. We dive into some cancel culture opinions, how much looks matter, Crudités vs Vegetable platters, and more! Don't forget to give yourself the participation trophy even if it's for making a good cup of coffee that day. Find us wherever you get your podcasts!
Published 08/22/22
There’s no Prince in THIS Story! But there is a Hero complex, Stockholm syndrome, and so so many dead parents. DISNEY! We need to talk. Dayna and Sam dive into Disney movies and how unaware we were of the problematic undertones when we were kids. We still love us some Disney movies though!
Published 08/15/22
It's just like the movies this week on Where's Our Participation Trophy! This week, Dayna and Sam talk about all the movies that misled our expectations and ruined our perception of love and relationships. We're looking at you, "The Notebook"! Cue the rain and get ready to run through the airport while we talk about movie lies, Dane Cook being a creep, and finding friends as an adult. We might not be nailing it, but thats ok. We keep showing up, so we get the participation trophy.
Published 08/08/22
It gets worse... This week on Where's Our Participation Trophy, Dayna and Sam talk about the weirdest thing people have been told on a first date, have the Miracle Whip/Mayo debate, pros and cons of filters, and give out the participation trophy for optimum adulting. If you are not nailing it, it is ok! Keep showing and you'll earn that participation trophy.
Published 08/01/22
We are turning red flags into Valentines on the weeks "Where's Our Participation Trophy?". Special Guest, Joe Knispel, joins Dayna and Sam to talk about first date red flags. The artist, formerly known as taco guy, gives his comedic insight on first date etiquette. Planning an active date? Yes. Threatening to punch someone in the dick? NO. Find us on all the podcast platforms and YouTube. And remember, even if you're not nailing it, it is ok. Just keep showing up and earn that participation...
Published 07/25/22
We were "today years old" when we learned all of these things on this weeks episode of "Where's Our Participation Trophy?"! Dayna and Sam talk marketing geniuses, weather porn, Howie Mandel drama, and of course, the participation trophy of the week. Leave us a like and a comment here, and review on the podcast platforms! and don't forget to tag us in your funniest "participation trophy" moments.
Published 07/18/22
We are adults with anxiety. This week on "Where's Our Participation Trophy?", Dayna and Sam talk about all the things we were told as kids that we didn't realize weren't true until we grew up. From sharks in the pool, to swimming after eating, to eyes in the back of the head, to the dome light staying on. Us kids were dumb. But Cute! Now that we're older we can definitely eat watermelon with the confidence of knowing that we won't explode. Remember guys, even if you're not killing it, that is...
Published 07/11/22