The duo discuss St. Patrick's Day, how horrible it is to be a bus driver on the Erin Express.  Creepy guys on trains, buses, automobiles, Target, Clubs.  Darryl does a survey of women that have had a dick pulled out on them.  The song by Next called "Too Close" sexual assaultness is remixed.  The duo get distracted by singing songs.  Darryl gives the history lesson of Emmett Till's murder, David counters with the history of C&C Music Factory.  Darryl wears tack pants to the strip club. 4,000 immigrant children storm the border.