Darryl overdoses on ribs in St. Louis and almost doesn't make it to his show.  David encounters a SheNigga at a wings spot.  The duo discuss the Haitian border deportation.  David his having issues with his family in Texas and their refusal to get Covid vaccines. David is also having problems with his family members social media photos.  Darryl gives David a quiz on mass shootings statistics.  David explains his effective use of Scat Porn.  

The duo discuss the controversial reality show about Activist competing to raise money for their charities.  The duo give ideas on what the activist should be competing on.  Darryl prepares to go to St. Louis for a weekend of shows and also attend the J6 rally in Washington D.C.  The duo discuss their theories on what happened between the quiet Brian Laundrie and the missing Gabby Petito.  Darryl tries to educate David on what can be stressful in a marriage, David educates Darryl on crazy...

The duo discuss kids and Covid, Texas gets tough on abortions and easy on guns, Omar from The Wire is dead.  The hot drug of the week, Fentanyl is discussed.  David shares his experiences with opioid addicts.  Darryl shares a story about the janitor at his last real job that wore an Obama sweatshirt and got fired.  Darryl has never seen To Kill A Mockingbird, Darryl thinks any movies with a black man on trial is A Time To Kill.  

The duo discuss the effects of Hurricane Ida.  David's city is flooded, Darryl's city is great.  The duo discuss the latest trend in conservative talk show hosts dying from Covid after saying it was not real.  Darryl attacks David's African Queen Candace Owens.  David gets his shoes all muddy from the flooding.  The duo discuss runaway slave shoes sponsored by Nike and McDonald's.  This leads to a racist pastry shop specializing in Coon Cakes.  

The duo travel down south.  David goes to a funeral in Virginia, Darryl goes to Raleigh to sell copies of his album to pay child support.  Darryl informs David of North Carolina knock off soda names.  David gets asked if he is in a relationship with his Stepmother and sister.  David only makes it through the first 3 minutes of a Marlon Wayans comedy special.  The duo discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger performing Bill Cosby's bits.  

The duo discuss the recent goof of what to do with Afghanistan.  David shares his theory on how things have been down hill for the county after Rambo left.  The discuss cocaine jizz and it's affect on the lady baby making parts.  Darryl gears up to go to North Carolina and travel 3 feet to the Baltimore Comedy Festival.  David explains his selling process of dealing with the Hispanics on Facebook Market Place, and gets excited for his PS5 acquisition.  

David is gearing himself up to host a comedy competition.  The duo discuss what it's like to do comedy when no one cares, likes, or wants to see you.  Darryl MC's his sister's wedding.  David has flashbacks to how horrible his wedding MCing went.  Darryl is fascinated with new Rap battles.  Covid is coming back stronger than ever.  People can't behave on plans.  

Darryl informs David of the new rap beef amongst older rappers.  David has no idea who the rappers are.  The duo discuss Simone Biles dropping out of the Olympic Team Competition.  Darryl enjoys watching people miss their dives, David is amazed how quickly people start fighting in YouTube comments section.  The duo are not shocked that Capital Police Officers were called "n****r" during the capital riots.  David has noticed the return of masks outside.      

Darryl informs David about reparations given to Japanese Americans after WW2.  David spends half the episode explaining Japanese history as Darryl tries not to fall asleep.  Darryl confesses to mentally abusing classmates throughout his childhood. The duo debate the Darryl's racism claims about Lord Of The Rings.  David counters with his own Racism claims about Darryl's love for Star Trek.  Darryl brings up Texas and Critical Race Theory or as he calls it CRT because he thinks he is better...

David encounters a Rooster Dad and a runaway grocery cart.  The duo discuss the history of umbrellas and the conspiracy theories follow.  The duo debate the male use of anal dildo exploration and if it is gay or not.  The duo share stories about their mothers' use of curse words.  Darryl shares the story about how his mother taught him how to deep throat ivory soap bars as a child.  The duo debate Tennessee deciding not to use any vaccines, Darryl thinks it is horrible, David is excited for...

The duo discuss the 4th of July Holiday. David remembers Independence Day the movie and confuses Darryl with his "Daddy" observations.  The duo discuss Cosby's plans and suggest where he should go on tour.  The upcoming Olympics and the C-O-N-spiracies are discussed.  Darryl reveals his views on the banning of black women for Testosterone levels.  

David calls out Darryl for his pre show racial allegations, Darryl gets an immediate selective memory.  Darryl tells David about Baltimore comedy beef.  The duo discuss the controversy of old Destiny's Child songs.  David is unaware that Cosby got released and Donald Rumsfeld died on the same day.  The duo discuss grocery store cart laws and rules.  David breaks down the difference between outside grocery store wrangler employees vs inside grocery store wrangler employees. David makes Darryl...

The duo discuss Father's Day and Juneteenth.  David shares Social Work flashback stories.  The duo debate what age a woman should be having babies.  The duo discuss if you can get yourself pregnant as an intersex human being and doctor's making gender choices. Darryl shares a story about people buying dolls, any dolls, just not the black ones.  The duo discuss waterhead babies.  A man in Florida tries to smuggle meth in his dickskin.  David tells stories of a wild comedy show at an apartment...

The duo discuss recent comedy beef and the battle to get more inclusion when it comes to show rosters.  The duo debate inclusions vs opportunity vs ability vs straight white males.  David learns a transgendered lesson in the mean streets.  David gets his family members banned on Facebook for making threats.  Darryl teaches David about the new LGBTQ group, a group that is non-binary with Native American philosophies.  David gives zero f***s.  David makes sure he checks all the boxes in his...

Darryl talks about sports and David tries to help him.  The duo discuss the value of NFL brains based on race.  Darryl thinks every quarterback is RGIII.  Darryl defends female insects, David stands up for the rights of male insects.  Cicadas are coming back after 17 years.  The duo discuss the jungle foster home that Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba grew up in.  Darryl discusses the smell of chitterlings, David shares a story about probation and parole ass.  

Darryl talks about his Memorial Day vacation to celebrate his 10th marriage anniversary and the duo discuss his ex-wives.  David shares his story of meeting a comedy club soldier and two women that tried to give him advice on his stand up.  Darryl shares his love for buffets and being a covid super spreader.  The duo discuss white women news.  Central Park Karen makes a return for revenge and demands justice.  David blames the real victim Christian Cooper and labels him a dork.  Another woman...

The duo discuss religion and Muslims without knowing anything about them.  David shares his theories on different types of Muslims, Darryl hopes the theories don't get him killed on accident.  Darryl shares fake cum recipes live.  Target is going to allow fully vaccinated people in, but won't let anyone buy trading cards after violence.  Japanese Caitlyn Jenner is on the loose using Face Apps for fame.  David shares his theories on Asian bodies and Darryl tries to stop the hate.  The duo...

The duo discuss Star Wars Day! David shares his Star Wars trauma. Darryl reveals that he falls asleep at midnight movies, David refuses to let anyone sleep if he paid for the tickets.  Darryl donates fluids for money.  David warns Darryl that he is going to be framed for the murder of white women.  The duo discuss toys they had as a child and their siblings that destroyed them.  Darryl can't maintain his British accent.  Darryl informs David that the Transgendered population is getting...

The duo discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict, David declares racism is over, Darryl disagrees.  Nancy Pelosi thanks George Floyd for his sacrifice, the duo discuss the definition of sacrifice vs murder.  The duo compare their drinks of choice in their youth through High School and College.  Darryl talks about all the candy he use to steal as a youth, David talks about all the shop lifters he went to High School with.  Justice and crimes at Wawa in the city and outside of the city are debated.     

The Duo discuss the shooting of Daunte Wright. David points out all the procedural mistakes made by the officers, Darryl points out how easy it is to kill black people and that he hasn't seen the video.  Darryl reveals that he doesn't watch any trauma porn videos, only videos of people being killed by tires, and that he has never seen Schindler's List.  David reveals that he watches all the videos, Darryl reveals that he f***s with napping lions.  The duo discuss the George Floyd jury being...

Pre-rest in peace to the dog DMX.  The duo discuss how the would handle owing over a million in child support and how many of the 15 kids they would kill.  Darryl shows again he should never talk about sports.  David shames Darryl for not being a better stereotypical man.  David is annoyed with feminist, Darryl accuses David of hating women, David only hates the ones that talk.  Darryl reveals that he says "hello" to strangers, David reveals he talks to no one.  David informs Darryl of the...

The duo try to discuss Lil Nas X and his controversial Satanic video, but realize they are old and know nothing about modern rap music.  David sees Satan as a victim, Darryl admires the production value of the video.  The convo leads to a discussion on homophobia, and crazy people in church. David calls Darryl out on knowing about comedy rapist and not knowing about the most recent popular creep, Deshaun Watson.  Darryl gets his first vaccine shot, David misses his first vaccine shot.  The...

The duo discuss the weather starting to break and young adults sharing fluids in Miami creating a new Covid.  Mass shootings are back!! The duo talk about the mental health of the Colorado and Atlanta shooters, why they are dicks, and how easy it is to get a gun.  David watches Robocop for the first time and shares his experience with the first 30 minutes of the movie.  Darryl thinks Justice League is too long of a movie, David threatens to kill Darryl for talking bad about anything regarding...

The duo discuss St. Patrick's Day, how horrible it is to be a bus driver on the Erin Express.  Creepy guys on trains, buses, automobiles, Target, Clubs.  Darryl does a survey of women that have had a dick pulled out on them.  The song by Next called "Too Close" sexual assaultness is remixed.  The duo get distracted by singing songs.  Darryl gives the history lesson of Emmett Till's murder, David counters with the history of C&C Music Factory.  Darryl wears tack pants to the strip club....