The duo discuss Star Wars Day! David shares his Star Wars trauma. Darryl reveals that he falls asleep at midnight movies, David refuses to let anyone sleep if he paid for the tickets.  Darryl donates fluids for money.  David warns Darryl that he is going to be framed for the murder of white women.  The duo discuss toys they had as a child and their siblings that destroyed them.  Darryl can't maintain his British accent.  Darryl informs David that the Transgendered population is getting arrested for having condoms. David shares a story about a dirty Cop confessing his sins and horrible comedy ideas. Darryl learns about pussy from a gentleman that performed at his first open mic night. David swings and misses on the history of Cinco de Mayo.