Episodes
Princess Hilda is being held in the Emperor’s Coliseum! Three rebel youths must rescue her while the rebellion searches for Ultima, the only spell capable of finally defeating the Emperor.
Published 03/30/24
Published 03/30/24
The Emperor has summoned the forces of hell to take over the world! Three youths survive his assault and join the nascent rebellion - but how can they hope to defeat the Emperor’s great Dreadnought?
Published 03/23/24
The four forces of the world are caught in an endless, recurring nightmare. The seas rage, the winds die, and the earth rots. Four warriors of light arrive in a world shrouded in darkness to end this twisted fantasy.
Published 03/05/24
We resolve some lingering Zelda questions posed by each other, and introduce a new direction.
Published 02/16/24
With our series on Tears of the Kingdom concluded, we return to the mailbag to answer such questions as: Where did the Lurelin pirates go? How do Zora create water? And has anyone heard of "The Institute" Majora's Mask ARG?
Published 02/10/24
While responding to a distress signal from the derelict “Bottle Ship,” bounty hunter Samus Aran meets her old comrades from her days as a Galactic Federation soldier. Samus places herself under the command of her former mentor Adam Malkovich, a man she still harbors complicated feelings for.
Published 01/27/24
To exercise their timeline muscles, Crystal, Monica, and Cameron each present a Zelda timeline based on a forbidden premise. Can Hyrule's geography be reconciled? Can the games be placed in release order? Can there be only a single Link? https://bit.ly/CrystalZeldaGeography https://bit.ly/MonicaReleaseOrder https://bit.ly/CameronSingleLink
Published 01/09/24
We discuss the possibilities of a Zelda motion picture, as well as our expectations for the actually announced film.
Published 12/27/23
Friend of the show Luke joins us to present a critical re-examination of the Book of Mudora’s methodologies and conclusions, as well as a timeline of his own. Blessed Timeline Explanation Document: bit.ly/ALuketothePast Blessed Timeline PDF: bit.ly/TheBlessedTimeline
Published 12/16/23
With all preparations complete, Link confronts the Demon King.
Published 11/28/23
Ruins from the age of legends have fallen in Kakariko Village, the home of Hyrule’s enforcers and intelligence agents. This may be Link’s last chance at finding the Fifth Sage.
Published 11/21/23
With Castle Town remaining destroyed for over a century, three towns have developed into centers of urban life in Hyrule. Tarrey Town, the construction capital of Hyrule. Lurelin, the maritime capital of Hyrule. Hateno, the cultural capital of Hyrule. Link searches all three for signs of the mysterious Fifth Sage.
Published 11/04/23
The Prince of Zora's Domain has his marital commitments tested when he meets an old flame from his youth.
Published 10/22/23
A drug epidemic is ravaging the streets of Goron City… Yunobo, CEO of YunoboCo, is indifferent to the suffering… the only hope for the children and elders of the city is a knight from the neighboring kingdom.
Published 10/09/23
Thousands of years after the first descent of the Stormwind Ark, an arrogant young bird must awaken as the Sage of Wind.
Published 09/22/23
The captain of the royal knights heads to the birthplace of the Demon King to make a pact with the Sage of Lightning.
Published 09/08/23
A mysterious gloom has appeared beneath Hyrule Castle. When the princess and her knight go to investigate it, they find more than they bargained for.
Published 09/01/23
The Demon King has been sealed away, and the Calamity has been defeated. What will Hyrule do in this new era of peace?
Published 08/08/23
Robert needs money, so Ray and Debra give him some. But then, Robert decides to go to Las Vegas and gamble.
Published 08/01/23
War! King Ganondorf has claimed a secret stone and claimed the title of Demon King! Without his queen, Rauru must gather forces to defend Hyrule!
Published 07/26/23
A mysterious young woman appears from the future, bearing a secret stone, and a medley of incredible powers within her. The Queen and King of Hyrule take the woman in and teach her to master her powers, as war brews with a neighboring king.
Published 07/19/23
Ages ago, people with strange and wonderful powers descended from the sky to the land. They built many magnificent structures, but their population dwindled until only two remained. The high priestess of the land married the last man from the sky, in the hopes of creating a kingdom.
Published 07/11/23
We’re working through our email backlog before getting into Tears of the Kingdom! We discuss the possibility of coexisting Hylia incarnations, Cody Rhodes’ favorite Zelda game, and the mysterious fate of Tortus.
Published 07/02/23