SURPRISE SIDNEY! We decided to throw away the schedule to talk all about the newest edition of one our favorite franchises! Be warned! This is nothing but spoiler filled and we NEED to TALK about IT! Join us as we go to TCQ Movie Theater as we discuss this vicious, bloody, meta-good time! ----------- Keep up with the queens!: INSTA https://www.instagram.com/thecarpenterqueens/ TWITTER https://twitter.com/carpenterqueens TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU want? ————— Send us a...

Oh my god Jackie you can't just ask people what's wrong with their face... Kicking off our "Scream-akes: The Requel"  themed month is. A. DOZY.  Nick and Raymond discuss the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" from 2010! They discuss the gloriously bad CGI, Jackie Earle Haley voice choices, and Rooney Mara questioning her acting career! It is a wonderful beginning to their favorite themed months! Please leave a review, rate the pod, and please leave a comment and...

Thank you for your patience and understanding as we had to take some time off away from the store...but without further ado... HELLO QUEERDOS! We have missed you all and are ecstatic that we are BACK once again!  We have a "lost tape" that was meant to be released back in October of 2022. Here it is in all of its glory as we discuss the absolutely terrifying and 80s nostalgic "A Nightmare on Elm Street" from 1984!  Nick and Raymond discuss 80s flare, the elaborate dream sequences and...

Continuing our "ICONS" month with a trip to the wedding chapel!  This week Nick and Raymond discuss the hilariously wild sequel to the "Child's Play" franchise! We are talking, "Bride of Chuck" from 1998! Jennifer Tilly, meta-humor, superb voice acting, horrible teen leads...and what everyone has been waiting for...PUPPET SEX!  You won't want to miss our next celebration for Halloween! Keep up with the...

It is the BEST time of the year Queerdos! Halloween!  What better way to kick off our themed month of "ICONS" than with the original 1978 classic, "Halloween"!  *que lightning and thuder*  Nick and Raymond are beyond elated to talk about our true love, our ultimate spooky month flick! We gush about John Carpenter, Debra Hill, and of course... the ultimate scream queen... Jamie Lee Mother F**king Curtis!  Keep up with the...

It's time to call the corners everyone... Closing out our "Back to School" month of September is the ULTIMATE witchy goth dream!  This week Nick & Raymond discuss the 1996 classic, "The Craft"! Much to talk about from the fashion, the memorable dialogue, the core cast of actresses, AND Ray talks about their connection to Nancy! Keep up with the queens!: INSTA https://www.instagram.com/thecarpenterqueens/ TWITTER https://twitter.com/carpenterqueens TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU...

After taking a week off, we are BACK! It's time to get ready for rush week! We are talking the offensive, yet very hilarious, Sorority Row from 2006!  Much to discuss sisters as we dissect the film not many remember from the early 00's! Raymond discovers the film for the first time, Nick quotes almost the whole movie, and the lasting impression of 00's fashion makes its mark!  Keep up with the...

Welcome back students to a brand new month! The bell has rung on our theme of "Back to School" as we discuss the 90's meta-teen-sci-fi-flick, "The Faculty" from 1998! There is much to discuss! From Kevin Williamson's take on alien invaders, the hot young and STAR STUDDED cast, and the 90's time capsule love of it all!  Keep up with the queens!: INSTA https://www.instagram.com/thecarpenterqueens/ TWITTER https://twitter.com/carpenterqueens —————- Music by...

Closing out our themed month of "Third Times the Charm" is a dreamscape run by an infamous villain!  Our last in our line-up is "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors"!  Nick and Raymond are stoked to talk 80's insane practical special effects, a very charming core cast of victims, the incomparable Robert Englund, and the surprising connection of queer community and the Dream Warriors! ————— Keep up with the...

Welcome back to TCQ Video! Do we have a doozy of a film for you this week! Our "Third Times the Charm" theme is bringing us on a terrifying ride to our deaths! Nick and Raymond talk all about "Final Destination 3"!  They discuss their favorite queen of the earlly 2000s, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, the deliciously gory-over-the-top-kills, their fear of roller coasters...and Raymond goes on a rant about Nicole Kidman's AMC ad! It's a lot to unpack and we cannot wait for the ride! Keep up with...

Welcome back to the store and WELCOME to SEASON 3!!! Nick and Raymond, your favorite VHS store employees, are kicking their third season off with the third in the Scream franchise! The queers are heading to Hollywood to act in the newest Stab film! Along the way they'll talk production on the hectic Scream set, the ever changing script, and their truthful love for this odd film! It's time for a new season with the stoners and they can't wait to begin!  Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke...

Welcome back our lovely queeridos! Before we say goodbye for the season... Let us celebrate our favorite TOPS and BOTTOMS of season 2!  Not to mention our first real ranking episode of one of our favorite horror franchises...SCREAM! We will be ranking the Scream franchise as our send off episode! We will be taking a break from the store for the summer and be back before you know it!  Thank you from the bottom of our hearts, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Our sophomore season has been...

Our last flick of our themed month, April Fools', AND our last flick of season 2!  How else do we conclude a wild, insane, and spooky stupid season? By talking one of horror comedies BEST.  Coming from across the pond is Edgar Wright's 2004 smash hit, "Shaun of the Dead"! Much to discuss, much to laugh at, and a wonderful cap to a wonderful season. Thank you so much for listening and joining us this season at TCQ Video!  Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the...

The next stop in our April Fools’ Month is a visit from the frightfully hilarious Mistress herself… We discuss the wonderful, the spooky, the icon, "Elvira Mistress of the Dark" from 1988! So much to talk about, the looks, the jokes, the puns, the body, the endless supply of top notch 80's camp! Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show! ————— TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU want? Send us a message! https://anchor.fm/the-carpenter-queens —————- Please leave a review, rate...

Hello stoner fans! To celebrate our second annual 420 episode, we have invited our fellow stoney friends to compete in a scorching set of games! We compete in the very first Stoner Olympics! Three teams participate in stoner trivia, horror trivia, bong rips, and we get to know our lovely guests a bit better! It's a highly hilarious and fantastic episode bringing together great guests, our love of horror, and celebrating the wonder plant that is weed! Smoke responsibly and enjoy the...

It's April Fools' month at TCQ Video and we are celebrating with killer horror comedies!  Switching us off is the hilarious Christopher Landon slasher, "Freaky"!  Nick and Ray talk the meta-ness of it all, if they are attracted to Vince Vaughn, the echoing noise of dick slapping, and why this film kind of fell under the radar!  Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show! ————— TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU want? Send us a...

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Your seven days are up and it's time for our last week in our "Scream-akes" month!  Nick and Raymond venture into the wet and wild well of 2002's "The Ring"!  Much to discuss! The eerie and gloomy vibes, Naomi Watts screaming, and how this remake fits into our love for the Remake Renaissance!  Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show! ————— TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU want? Send us a message! https://anchor.fm/the-carpenter-queens —————- Please leave a review, rate...

It's time to get groovy and talk one of our favorite remakes!  This week's trek in our "Scream-akes" month is into the cabin to talk all about "Evil Dead" from 2013! Gory limbs, possessions, foul mouthed demons, and a truly bloody good time is discussed this week!  Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show! ————— TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU want? Send us a message! https://anchor.fm/the-carpenter-queens —————- Please leave a review, rate the pod, and please leave a...

Put on your spectral glasses and join your ghostly guides as we talk our next step in our "Scream-akes" Month! This week's recommended rental is 2001's "Thir13en Ghosts"! And boy oh boy is it a doozy! We talk Mathew Lillard's spit takes, the EXCELLENT ghost designs, only being able to see Tony Shalhoub as Monk, and if this movie is as good as we remember!  Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show! ————— TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU want? Send us a...

Welcome to the stage.....THE TEXAS CHAINSAW DRAG BRUNCH! This week's trek in our "Scream-akes" month is in the demented and brutal remake of a horror classic! "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" from 2003! Joining us talk a heavy weight remake is a very special guest joining us once again... Oombi Flores! We talk the hottest damn cast, Jessica Biel screaming, Leather Faces drag room, and why we love this hard R movie so much! Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the...

The theme this month is "SCREAMAKES!" It's a month to celebrate, what we like to call, the Remake Renaissance of the early 2000s!  Kicking us off is the moody teen horror slasher all dressed up in Juicy Couture tracksuits... "House of Wax"! We talk all about the Paris Hilton starring remake! The full behind the scenes on set drama, the surprisingly detailed SPFX, and if this movie is just as bad as we remember?   Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show! ————— TCQ...

This week is our very first LISTENER PICKED EPISODE! You all have spoken and we have answered! We are talking about the extremely divisive and strange, James Wan’s “Malignant”! It’s all on the table, the twists and turns, the acting, the style, and of course…GABRIEL! Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show! ————— TCQ VIDEO, What do YOU want? Send us a message! https://anchor.fm/the-carpenter-queens —————- Please leave a review, rate the pod, and please leave a...

It's time for a science experiment gone to hell! *cue lightning and thunder* This week's recommended rental is an 80's body horror classic! Nick and Raymond are talking David Cronenberg's "The Fly"!  They discuss and worship at the altar of Geena Davis and, of course, drool over the incredibly sexy Jeff Goldblum! Break down the themes of aging, AIDs, and abortion! This film packs quite the wallop!  Step into the pods, it's time for the show! Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and...