Episodes
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 281 of The Chumpcast! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Brick feels the wind through his ponytail as his blade slays invading Mongolians; they don’t even see the cheeto dust fingers coming 6:50 - The entire podcast correctly picks Swaggy Joe Burrow to go to the Super Bowl 11:35 - Nothing can prepare us for the debauchery that will be Jackass, not even an...
Published 01/31/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 280 of The Chumpcast! You know the drill, we’re back. There’s is news, plus some trailers and stuff. Also, The Last Duel starring Matt Damon, Jodie Comer, and Adam Driver. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Brick tries to poopy pants ruin someone’s day because he’s a jerk 7:55 - Microsoft will soon become a monopoly by actually buying Monopoly, the final...
Published 01/24/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 279 of The Chumpcast! Brick is taking a sick day, but don’t fret! We still have plenty of time to discuss risk analysis of Pokemon cards, eating week old pudding, and the latest from box office in the new Scream Requel. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - A very special belated birthday, cowardly sobriety, and being bad at gambling 6:05 - Smithers laughs in...
Published 01/18/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 278 of The Chumpcast! A slow weekend at the box office leads to plenty of mularkey, including a draft of the most iconic rivalries in entertainment. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Welcome to your wonderful new home! (It’s just 600 Busch Light boxes taped together, $1.4M) 5:20 - Uncle Kyle gets married and wonders “Which celebs are marriage goals?” 12:30...
Published 01/10/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and HAPPY 2022! Welcome to episode 277 of The Chumpcast! We’re back in the swing of things with a full draft, nonsense, and obviously a review of The King’s Man. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark wants Smithers to buy him drinks, but doesn’t want to actually hang out with him, Brick is a bad Coloradoan  6:00 - What’s more dangerous? Driving a Ferrari, or snowboarding down a...
Published 01/03/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 276 of The Chumpcast! Merry after-Crimbus, we hope you all had lovely and stress free holidays. We had a new treat of a comedy from Adam McKay with a powerhouse cast, and Brick brought in AJ for some backup. Let’s do this. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Welcome. Christmas is about suppressing your farts in front of loved ones  9:55 - TRAILERS! Dr....
Published 12/28/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 275 of The Chumpcast! Special guest Darryl joins the show this week so that we can give Spider-Man: No Way Home the love and attention it deserves. Also, a final and official ruling on the Disney Princess Debacle. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Can we just get a damn ruling already? I’m tired of talking about princesses 6:30 - TRAILERS! Kevin James is...
Published 12/20/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 274 of The Chumpcast! Mark and I spent our weekend at C2E2 instead of at the theater, so we decided to talk a bit about Hawkeye and Succession instead. Don’t worry, there’s always plenty of shit for us to argue about. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Cheaters never prosper, unless they never shut up about it and just wear you down eventually 4:00 - Only...
Published 12/14/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 273 of The Chumpcast! Someone at HBO Max made a movie specifically for the 3 of us, so we watched 8-Bit Christmas. We also draft our Disney Princess Death Squads... You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:40 - What would a modern day Osmosis Jones look like? Also, Brick fried his computer 8:10 - Starting to think that none of us are console guys anymore… 11:30 -...
Published 12/08/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 272 of The Chumpcast! If nostalgia is your drug of choice, pack your pipe and enjoy the homage that is Ghostbusters: Afterlife. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - What if Smithers is an actual felon, Bulls fans travel, surviving the guillotine, and Halo returns 10:35 - Snooty Android users will get snooty emojis from snooty Apple users, losers everywhere...
Published 11/22/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 271 of The Chumpcast! Mark and Smithers are holding it down this week as we discuss the latest starring The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot...it’s Red Notice. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Smithers is an unemployed piece of trash because he’s obviously a convicted felon or something 4:05 - We have agreed to keep hosting this show but only because...
Published 11/15/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 270 of The Chumpcast! We’re here to draft characters that have NO RIGHT to still be alive, plus a review of the latest Marvel blockbuster, The Eternals. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark tells us about the time he spent with JFK in Dallas this past weekend, plus Kid Rock’s bar 3:15 - No one cares about Aaron Rodgers and his stupid opinions 5:05 -...
Published 11/08/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 269 of The Chumpcast! Army of Thieves caught us all off guard this week, so let’s talk our way through it. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Smithers is angry, Mark is mean, and Brick doesn’t care, so I guess everything is normal again. Also, video game updates and Nickelodeon brawls 9:25 - TRAILERS! Geralt of Rivia returns for Witcher S2, Buzz Lightyear...
Published 11/01/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 268 of The Chumpcast! We're back from a week of conventioning to discuss Denis Villenueve's sci-fi epic, Dune. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Recapping our first convention in almost TWO YEARS and the painful realization that we’ll probably never make it to SDCC 11:20 - TRAILERS! DC FanDome brought us looks at the Gotham Knights and Suicide Squad games,...
Published 10/27/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 266 of The Chumpcast! It’s a final goodbye to Daniel Craig in James Bond: No Time to Die. Also, don’t forget that our LIVE show is happening at Wizard World Chicago this Friday, October 15th at 8 pm on the main stage. See you there! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark can’t function without Insta, is also bad at fantasy football, and Smithers might be...
Published 10/11/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 265 of The Chumpcast! It’s just Mark and Smithers this week, but that’s an ample cast to dismantle the disaster that was Venom: Let There Be Carnage. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Welcome, cameras are dumb, pay for movers if you can, and a grown up Ikea furniture discussion 3:00 - Our old friend Uncle Kyle s***s ALL OVER one of Mark’s draft picks 6:20...
Published 10/04/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 264 of The Chumpcast! We’re coming to you live from new...chairs? Anyways, Jake Gyllenhaal stars in The Guilty You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - New lair new chairs who dis and be wary of sneaky drinks 7:00 - TRAILERS! The Muppets are all the way back (Muppets: Haunted Mansion), Megan Fox keeps making cringey movies (Night Teeth), alien recycling...
Published 09/27/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 263 of The Chumpcast! Raise your hand if you’re ready to watch Mark lose another draft. Also, Nic Cage’s mildest movie of all time, Prisoners of the Ghostland. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:45 - Hurricanes hate Mark because he has bad drafts and Brick is masquerading as an adult 2:10 - Rest in peace to a real one, one of the greatest comedians ever, Norm...
Published 09/21/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 262 of The Chumpcast! Football is back and we’ve got a REAL wild ride of a movie to discuss in James Wan’s Malignant. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 - Having people over to watch football is literally just allowing for someone to fart on your couch for hours 7:00 - TRAILERS! Ron’s Gone Wrong, more Spider-Mans (plus some Wolverine), DC’s animated Injustice...
Published 09/13/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 261 of The Chumpcast! An early morning episode this week full of arguments about bets, stupid opinions, and of course...Simu Liu as Marvel’s latest hero, Shang Chi. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - Babies are made of rubber. Meanwhile, we’re all old and dying 3:15 - A Lannister always pays his debts, even when they’re based on stupid things that shouldn’t...
Published 09/07/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 260 of The Chumpcast! It’s Sunday night and we’ve got the scaries, but we also have some hot takes comin your way regarding Candyman! You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - The Best/Worst names in college football for the 2021 season 8:40 - OnlyFans makes a VERY bold choice and now Mark has to sell physical copies of his feet pics 12:00 - TRAILERS! THE ETERNALS...
Published 08/30/21
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 259 of The Chumpcast! We’re getting right back on schedule here with Hugh Jackman’s latest crime/noir/retro futuristic thriller, Reminiscence. You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - The Best/Worst names in college football for the 2021 season 8:40 - OnlyFans makes a VERY bold choice and now Mark has to sell physical copies of his feet pics 12:00 - TRAILERS! THE...
Published 08/23/21
Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 258 of The Chumpcast! After some slight tech issues last night, we’re back with massive spider bites all over our feet and Brick sploogegroovin’ through music festivals. Also, Ryan Reynolds in Free Guy. You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 1:00 - Brick probably has the rona. Also, pick one and the other goes away forever: music or sports 4:15 - Against our wills,...
Published 08/17/21
Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 257 of The Chumpcast! Sorry for the late release this week, ya boy was out making an ass of himself at a wedding. Anywho, THE SUICIDE SQUAD! You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend!...
Published 08/10/21
Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 256 of The Chumpcast! So heads up, we’re working with some new software. I’m hoping you don’t notice, but you’d be a lot cooler if you did. Anyways, you get a DOUBLE FEATURE this week with The Green Knight and Jungle Cruise. You’re welcome.  You can find us on all social media platforms @TheChumpcast. You can also call or text us as 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:50 - Brick thinks about football 24/7 and doesn’t want to change 3:30 - TEXTUAL...
Published 08/02/21