Episodes
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 305 of The Chumpcast! We really are in a desert of good movie releases, but we still find plenty of useless junk to catch up on. Also, Kevin Hart goes full Sandler.    0:10 - Where the hell have you all been?! Wanna talk about stupid celebrity drama? 11:40 - TRAILERS! We’ve got a lot to catch up on, from Cobra Kai all the way to Lord of the Rings and creepy Pinocchio  28:05 - THREE WEEKS WORTH OF NEWS IN ONE DUMP! Try to keep up, I dare you 34:50...
Published 08/29/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 303 of The Chumpcast! We freed ourselves of Smithers this week, and had Jason come in to sit in his dumb seat. Enjoy as we draft the best movie/TV aliens and review the latest action/horror thriller, Prey! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the...
Published 08/17/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 303 of The Chumpcast! We are reunited for tales of stubbed toes, bad stories from cool events, and other dumb news. Also, The Gray (Gary) Man and Bullet Train!   0:10 - Mark doesn’t understand the assignment, but let’s review the unimportant parts of the last 3 weeks! 8:00 - Are you a degenerate gambler who loves fantasy football? Join our eliminator league! Head to our Discord server for more info 11:10 - NEWS and TRAILERS and CRAZY STUFF like...
Published 08/09/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 302 of The Chumpcast! Mark is on site at SDCC this weekend, so long time friend of the show Jason provided bad takes in his stead. We also discuss one of the most hyped movies of the year in Jordan Peele’s Nope. 0:10 - Peer pressure works, bad opinion fill-ins, and the tease that is San Diego Comic Con 6:50 - Biiiig time announcements from lots of filmmakers at SDCC, including the upcoming Marvel slate 22:25 - So many TRAILERS this week, mostly...
Published 07/25/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 301 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before we get weird with the latest season of The Boys. We remain in awe of their ability to deliver and continue to raise the stakes. Stay tuned for more! 0:10 - It’s super weird that Darion wanted us to buy him a mask at Fan Expo so that he could take his shirt off for no reason 4:10 - Let’s all agree to never leave our homes again since no one knows how to act...
Published 07/19/22
No big show notes this week, just a massive THANK YOU! Yes, YOU! You have clicked and listened and mocked us enough to last for 300 episodes, and that is pretty damn special. WE LOVE YOU! If you're looking for merch, you can check out our website, thechumpcast.com You can also support us by using our Amazon Affiliate link, thechumpcast.com/amazon.If you like us, tell a friend! Subscribers help us grow and bring you more of the content you love. We also appreciate ratings and reviews on...
Published 07/13/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 298 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before get weird in the multiverse with the latest season of Umbrella Academy, streaming now on Netflix! Sorry for the shit audio, it was Brick’s fault. If you haven’t gotten your tickets for Fan Expo Chicago, what the hell bro? We’ll be there LIVE for our 300th episode on July 9th at 4 pm! 0:10 - Welcome to…outside? We’re all in the same place for a change! 8:50 -...
Published 06/28/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 298 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before we dive into Spiderhead starring Chris Hemsworth and Miles Teller, available now on Netlfix. Also… 0:10 - DADCAST! How sweaty have your hands gotten??? Also, Ezra Miller sucks big donkey balls 6:00 - Mark is poor now because crypto, so he lashes out AKA FINANCE FUN WITH SMITHERS! 9:20 - TRAILERS! Russell Crowe returns to his FOIGHTIN’ ways (it’s a movie btw)...
Published 06/21/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 297 of The Chumpcast! We have tons of news, trailers, and thoughts to dump this week before we dive into Jurassic World: Dominion! If you haven’t gotten your tickets for Fan Expo Chicago, what the hell bro? We’ll be there LIVE for our 300th episode on July 9th at 4 pm! TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Don’t be silly, wrap your willy 2:10 - A mysterious creature caught on film outside a zoo in Texas has us scratching our heads and making awful memes 9:10 -...
Published 06/13/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 296 of The Chumpcast! In a slow week for new releases, we decided that it was the perfect time to revisit one of this year’s best films. Michelle Yeoh crushes it in Everything Everywhere All at Once, so let’s discuss. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - We wish a very happy birthday to someone who we hope never hears it 3:30 - Congratulations Johnny Depp, you gigantic weirdo 9:00 - How much money is Sony going to lose because of some dumbass Morbius memes? 11:40...
Published 06/06/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 295 of The Chumpcast! We’re just in and out this week, but Top Gun: Maverick was definitely worth discussing. Also, maybe we drop some important news about an upcoming live show… TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - GUESS WHO HAS A BIG EPISODE COMING UP?!?! 7:00 - TRAILERS! Pinochio has come to haunt your dreams with bad wigs and makeup, but Netflix might be bringing the heat 20:45 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Obi-Wan premieres and Mark threatens to tackle children,...
Published 06/02/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 294 of The Chumpcast!This week gave us a surprise masterpiece in the Chip ‘n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers reboot! We obviously had to draft cartoons we want fresh versions of, and piled in plenty of nonsense. Enjoy! TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - A potential father of the year contender on our own little podcast who is immediately leaving his children 3:50 - The ghosts of dead people will continue to haunt our movies for as long as it is profitable  6:40 - TRAILERS!...
Published 05/24/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 293 of The Chumpcast! Mark is inexplicably absent this week, so let’s enjoy it! We finally got the ending of Ozark. Does it pass the smell test? TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - A new Chump in the world! Also general nonsense and a special remembrance of the iPod 5:45 - TRAILERS! Too many to list, but the highlights include Kobra Kai, Resident Evil, and hating James Cameron 21:30 - Christopher Walken in Dune? Christopher Walken in Dune. 23:10 -...
Published 05/16/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 292 of The Chumpcast! Mark and Smithers ran the show this week, which is great because we got comic book heavy a few times. We also talk trailers, news, and tons of nonsense. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - RIP to a couple of comic book legends, plus a special “don’t be that guy” and…horse racing? 5:00 - This is a new game we like to call “let’s get Mark’s hopes up only to crush his spirit” 8:00 - TRAILERS! Too many to list, but trust me…you’re gonna want to...
Published 05/11/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 291 of The Chumpcast! Life has been weird lately, but it feels good to sit down and argue about shit that doesn’t matter. For example, The Northman from Robbert Eggers. Also…. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Life is like….super hard and stuff, but we’re glad to be back with you! Also, kids are bastards! 6:20 - SURPRISE, IT’S RECOMMENDATIONS! We love how...
Published 05/02/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 290 of The Chumpcast! Mark is in a pissy mood, but that’s not going to stop us from discussing the happenings of this week. Also, some Harry Potties. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - We try to will Mark into being hit by a train, RIP to Gilbert Gottfried, and diddlers are getting more brazen 6:00 - Elon might be an actual supervillain, because why else...
Published 04/18/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 289 of The Chumpcast! Morbius was such a mess that we needed AJ to join and discuss what went wrong. As it turns out, we don’t know as many vampires as we thought we did. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Mark will defend Jared Leto and Machine Gun Kelly to his dying breath 5:30 - The first of many instances where we reference Will Smith slapping the shit...
Published 04/04/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 288 of The Chumpcast! Let’s talk about Nic Cage, the best fictional cities, and other dumb stuff. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - Strap on your New Balances, tuck in your shirts, and hold onto your butts, Mark’s Minivan is coming! Also, racing is better than college basketball 4:50 - Mark’s google search history gets a little dicey (furry) and Brick has...
Published 03/28/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 287 of The Chumpcast! Our old friends Joe and Elise were kind enough to join us as we enjoy another Pixar flick and pretend to know things! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Welcome to our beautiful disaster of alcohol and farts as we remember our 2 year long D&D campaign 9:00 - TRAILERS! Ms Marvel has arrived, Mike Meyers tries another comedy in a brand...
Published 03/21/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 286 of The Chumpcast! We’re bringing you all the news you need and the dumb opinions you won’t, plus a guy that doesn’t know Star Wars talks Star Wars! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Dad benders just aren’t the same on St. Patty’s day. You’re either playing Dungeons and Dragons or in bed by 9 pm 5:10 - It’s the most gambling time of the year when no one...
Published 03/14/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 285 of The Chumpcast! Like everyone else on the planet, we have opinions on The Batman. Also, we murder a beloved franchise and butcher your financial dreams. Enjoy! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:15 - We might have been the final nail in the coffin for a beloved franchise and also birthday parties for 2 year olds, and the evils of Cocomelon 6:25 - Mark and...
Published 03/07/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 284 of The Chumpcast! Everyone but Smithers got a nice relaxing vacation, but we’re back because Peacemaker NEEDS to be discussed. Don’t forget to send us your favorite animal sidekicks! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Did you know that people from San Fran hate it when you call it San Fran? 6:00 - Three different takes on Pokemon: Arceus  12:40 - All my...
Published 02/28/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to ACTUAL episode 283 of The Chumpcast! This week, we were joined by our affable and always well informed friend Joe from Guy at the Movies! We recap the Super Bowl, catch up on the latest from Hollywood, and review Tom Holland’s latest action role in Uncharted. You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Welcome to Joe, who is a big jerk who sees all the movies before we get...
Published 02/22/22
Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 283 of The Chumpcast! We had a lot of fun this week talking about the “big game”, dumbass scammers, and Death on the Nile. Enjoy! You can find us on all social media platforms @thechumpcast. You can also call or text us at 847-920-6107. TIMESTAMPS! 0:10 - Hello darkness, my old friend (aka football going bye bye), plus Jackass talk 9:20 - Here’s where you, the audience, get to hear about how badly our Super Bowl bets went  12:55 - TRAILERS! The...
Published 02/14/22