Hey gang, Join Keri and Matthew this week as they wander through Waterloo Station in search of a pub called The Bell. It WILL make sense once you listen. Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’...

This week join Keri and Matthew as they badger their way through the minutiae of your favourite village of the damned. Pluck It! : Clarrie feels like a Turkey voting for Christmas in July.Flapjack Felons : Shoplifters Tom and Natasha unite and take over.Homes under The Scammer : Who is our mystery phone buyer? Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k To...

What's cooking you lot? Hopefully not a Sweetcorn Gateaux. Join Keri and Matthew as we munch into Tom's minging mind and face our harshest critics. Just resting out of the oven are: Galloping Red Flag: Is Harry after a stable relationship?Tea Room Massacre: Fallon and Emma get a taste of Tom.The Put Down Pun Down: Jakob discovers the joy of laughter. Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella :...

This week in The Cider Shed, we cast our eye back to 1964...... calm down, just kidding, September 2018. Get your pig pheramones on and come dancing! No spoilers but here's the omnibus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZr1J3jyvi8&t=9s Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll...

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they negotiate a world of Horse Spars, Cheese Pillows and Fussy Gladiators. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!? When Harry met Alice : Swipe right-wing on Ridr.Waiting for Cod : A dying Titch gets jilted for a fish finger butty.Vetimus Minumus : Jakob looks good in leather. Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k To help us out...

Hey all, Join Keri and Matthew this week as they get all eco-sparkly about The Northern Line, Mark Morrison and Rod Hull. Then, if their big hands can type this next bit, you're reading that we discussed: It's a Cracker! Kenton sticks a rocket up Eddie's quiet cordon.Take Me to Merch: Tracy and Usha plan to turn St Stephen's into a money-spinner.S'will of the People: Jazzer gives the Berrow keyboard a big hand.Grange ill : Has Martyn Gibsonnnnnn bought the farm? Weyes Blood live in Porto :...

Woooo-oooo!!! Join Matthew Weir-Wolf and Skeri Warbis as they take you on a horror tour of your favourite village of the damned. It's got thrills, hills and Rex's ill will. At the bottom of the sweet basket we found: Rob hurt The Bruce, Bruce hurt The Rob : Alan dodges a post-baptismal pint with The Archers' funnest family. Trees a Charm : Alistair and Denise get served a second slice of fate in the witchy woods. I am The Intersection : Rob and Harrison on the verge. The bitching hour : Paul...

Join Keri and Matthew as they go off like a banger under a t**t this week. We dream of a world of quiet Archers, quiet fireworks and fish slaps for the worst of us. Let us hold your hand through the following: Meeurrr Heart Attack: Ambridge's Eco-Warrior proves she can fell mighty Noakes. Saint Lee: Our favourite Karate Kid puts Mr Wen's meal for one on speed dial. Handy Man: Ian needs to let go to hold on. Norm Macdonald's Dad's favourite joke:...

Hey everyone, This week we learn about the life expectancy of Land Snails and how that directly affects one of the hosts. We discuss Cheese-orcisms and Keri tells of the time she turned into the fastest woman on earth. You can also reserve a seat for Ambridge's HOTTEST XXX movie and/or shake and stir yourselves to a quantum of Archers' Bond titles. In between The Cure and 007, we discussed: Canny Lad : So it was HENRY painting the village red! Push the Button : Tilly makes a Guinea Pig of...

This week Ryan Early (aka Lee) the Beechwood Bruce Lee joined Keri and Matthew to discuss what lies ahead for him and Helen, THAT scene with Rob and his elevation to complete soap opera omnipresence. In between we covered: Rob Titchener is a : Fill in the blanks.He's on The Highway to Snell : Adil takes a roadtrip on the sound advice of his landlady.Guinea good or Guinea fowl : Is George suddenly gorgeous?A Baptism of Shires : Kenton and Adil get pumped up. Go see Ryan as Prince Charming in...

What connects The Flat Earth society, Robert Palmer, Cabbage Patch Dolls and Patrick Swayze? Find out, in this week's episode of The Cider Shed. We pay tribute to the former finest BnB in Ambridge and hear about Borchester's hottest new club night. We also test out our new robot friend The 'Factotron'. In a clearing in the woods, we found: Rob/Rev Redemption: Usha slam dunks The Titchener.Bradled and Adil'd: These two are feeling the brain strain.Ambridgian Horror Story: Eddie spins his barn...

This week join Keri and Matthew as they navigate their way around Ambridge without touching on THAT book. We hear from Adam and Ian's Pizza van and there are some murky tales from gleaming (glowing) Whitstable Bay. There's a tractor load of new patrons to welcome too. Reading between the lines, we discussed: The Lark Night Rises : Can Ambridge's only book hold a candle to Jim and Kiki's absent tinkling? Moving Testimony. : A Nicely framed Grundy storyline but is George's dark side finally...

You came for the gossip. But we hope you stay. For many days. You'll all be singing it tomorrow. Well, what a week! The Archers wasn't bad either. Join us as we warn about the dangers of hungry wallpaper, Keri does her ninja impression and Matthew rides to both ends of the emotional rollercoaster reading two emails. There's a massive Patreon mega-jingle (see lyrics above) and our favourite people's petro-chemical company have a product to freshen your bridge. Flying out in between Hector's...

We're back! Keri and Matthew are here to examine everything Ambridge-based this week. There's Cheese-Karma chat, Wizard's Hoof and some very spangley jingles. Ok, there is an agricultural based soap opera too: Let me Egg-tertain you : Josh takes over as showman of the barn. Usha Pips Pip to it : Will Mum be Ruth-less? Jim is lovely : No notes To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is...

Oh hello! There you are! This week, a returning Matthew and a prodigal Peter invite you to the pub on a friday night for a few cockies, some scampi flavoured snacks (STOP SNIGGERING) and if it all goes sideways, a sh1t sandwich. As you'd expect there's a fair slice of off-topic movie chat. Enough even to put Brad and Mia's 'film' club to shame. Now, what you having? Where's the Beef Bourguignon? Helen starts to stew under pressure. Tell me lies. Tell me sweet Scampi Fries: Pipsy gets tipsy...

Shameless plug straight off the bat: You can vote for us in the Listeners' Choice section of The British Podcast awards below. https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Done it? Great! Join Keri and Matthew this week as we discuss Latino radio soap operas, enjoy TWO new Ambridge business sponsors and grasp the following greased donkeys of Ambridge: Storm in a Tea Room : Helen and George turn the Borsetshire air blue.To Bee, or not, Toby? : The prodigal Fairbrother brother enters Pip's...

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they reveal their top picks for Grey Gables' new owners, Keri demonstrates her full range of regional Irish accents and Matthew wonders desperately if it's only him who remembers the late 1970s cartoon series 'Godzilla'. In between Mock-Mocktails, we stage dived into: On The Rink : Stella runs rings around an Archer girl who's on thin ice.Ewe Must Be Joking : The Titchener makes a County Show of himself.Paltry Towers : Nobody wants to work for the mystery...

This week Keri and Matthew want to know: How did Craig David influence Marvin's trousery break? Why is George suddenly the most employable teen in the village? What exactly happened to Lulu Duxford in that bizarre gardening accident? Luckily we have an exclusive eye-witness account for the last one. We also sat down by the campfire with: Kiss from a Rosé (Drinker) : Pip licks gelatin and corn syrup off of Saint Stella's cheeks.Judge DREAD : Helen panel beats poor Celia Sparrow to cheesy...

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Heads of Food', whether Rob could infiltrate Ambridge in a cunning new disguise and *Brian Blessed pays an emotional tribute to dearly departed Weaver. There's a sexy new Erik jingle plus a Science and Nature question from the original Trivial Pursuit for you. In between bad lasagne and non-toxically doing our nails, we pondered: Harvester of Sorrow : Eager Weaver comes a cropper. RIP.  Buffalo Stance : Mozza-Cretins Tom and Helen get the hard...

Hey all. KERI DEFENDS ADAM. The latest shed is up. Join us for a bunch of jingle bellend fun this week. We do Rob, we do George, we even do Pip. Oh, we missed a couple of bleeps this week so sorry about that. Love you loads! TCS xxx Starman Liam Rayner has kindly set up The Cider Shed Podcast Fantasy Football League for the 2023/2024 season. Simply pick a team, give them a name and join our league using the league code mehp47 : https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/mehp47 To...

This week, Keri and Matthew negotiate the rugged country path of ex-Southampton based conspiracy theorists, that laughing guy from 80s sketch show 'Absolutely', Martyn Gibson on Play School, brief 90's pop sensation Haddaway, Uri Geller and X-rated Rainbow.  Now. Sit down. We need to talk to you about: Not George's day : The Grundy son gets slapped down.  No sense of tumour : Tony feels Titched up.  Oi! Lease it out!!! Can Fallon bake it until she makes it?  The Riley smileys : Tracy and...

"Ferret fete. Open gate. Blame Kate. Adam hate. IT'S STILL SAUSAGE ROLL TO ME-EE!!!" This week Keri and Matthew triumph over multiple tech errors and come out welly banging and spile troshing. All rise as Keri QC puts the case for the defence of her gorgeous blue-eyed George and also how she fancies a nibble on Sykesy. Sausagegate : George gets binned off like an empty Greggs wrapper.Fetegate : Will Grundystock be the latest summer festival to bite the ferret?Left-open-gategate: A sheepish...

Hey all, Are you going to The Cider Shed Fayre? Craig David, Jim's Riley and (Question) Time. This week Keri and Matthew get their honey-dripped singing voices on and warble about Hula Hoops for wedding rings, Black Sabbath as a lullaby and Johnny Mercer looking a bit of a tit. Once you got us out of the bathroom, we hung the following up on the wall: Blubber Oh Riley : Jim's tearful vehicular gesture rounds off a wonderful non-wedding.No Console-ation for young men : Henry gets a...

Hello you, Firstly, are you ok? We hope not. Join us this week in the shed as we discuss Craig David, those weird blokes on motorbikes at funfairs in the 1970s and who would run Ambridge's Gulag. Between shots of rum and Pinot Grigio we stumbled upon: Driller Queen: Stella's new toy is guaranteed to blow Brian's mind. Twist of Fete: The Grundy Group advance their ferret tank convoy on Ambridge Hall. Mild Stab in the Park: Rob and Lee have a romantic first date at the Leper Colony. Louise...

This week Matthew (Jesus) and Keri (Helen) juggle festivals to discuss Death in Paradise, Black Mirror, whether Henry VIII shaped Ambridge and how The Cider Shed is moving to Clacton-on-Sea. We shouted the following from the unsafe euro-rooftops: Let's (not) Get Physio: Lee's world falls apart as he yearns for Sykesy. No Whey She Met Rob! Bridge Farm finds no cure for the Borsetshire Blues. A Fete Worse Than Meth: Does Eddie plan to trouser a ferrety fortune?  Lakey Breaky Heart: Is love...