Ho Ho Ho! That ain’t Saint Nick you hear! That’s the sound coming from The Black Palace and laughter because of one of our favorite guests!!! Steve Simeone is back on The Feast and there’s no one else we’d want to celebrate Christmas on than this guy. And because you’ve all been so nice for so many years, old Santy Claus has a little something extra in the bag for you! We will miss you all!

He's got four legs, three DUIs, two names and he's constantly covered by the Channel 1 news! Jimmy Josh Adam or Josh Adam Meyers is vaping his way through this week's episode and we couldn't be happier to see him. He's been our most listened to guest, mainly because he's done the most episodes, but also because you guys love him! And so do we! I know it's hard to say goodbye to The Feast but it surely isn't hard to say good bye to this degenerate! Share with the people you love!

You wanted her and you got her! Only three episodes left and we couldn’t not include everyone’s favorite mom! Sue Larson is back on the Feast! Unlike her meatballs, this episode is not undercooked! In fact, you could leave this episode in a sun-warmed car for days and it wouldn’t go bad! This is such a fun episode and special to both of the guys just as we know it’s special to you to. Please enjoy and share with friends. We love you and so does Sue! #FTCF #***** http://TheCrabFeast.com

Call up Ronnie Huffendick because we are headed back to the Vegas strip with Brandt Tobler. No need for tickets we are sneaking into this week's ep and hearing about a bunch of other sneak ins. Brandt has always been a top requested guest and this week's stories are the reason why. He's a cult classic for Feaster Nation and we are stoked to have him in the final 5. #FTCF

We are down to the final 5!!! Can you believe that? We are doing are best to get the best guests possible but unfortunately this week we fell a bit short and ended up with the 2nd best part of The Dollop in Gary Reynolds!!! Amazingly he was heavily requested and we begrudgingly had him on and as always he surprised us! Such a great episode and no better way to close out November and start off the final 5. Thanks for all of your support and love! #FTCF

Carl D the Drama King is back. And with no surprise he takes us down some of his embarrassing highlights from growing up and adulthood. Carl isn't afraid to open up the past and we are always stoked to have him on. Please enjoy and share with friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com

We're knee deep in the final 10 episodes & we wanted to change it up a little bit so we invited a first-time guest on to inject a little youth into The Feast. Ladies and gentlemen...officially the youngest guest in Feast history... Derek Crawford AKA Ryan's stepson...GETCHA ASS OUT HERE! Ah, to be 15 again! We go on a trip down memory lane and Derek shares some really great moments and stories. It's awesome to be able to look back at a time when you were 15 and laugh about the stuff you...

We're in the final ten and here is another fan favorite, as well as a favorite of ours, Daniel Van Kirk! Enjoy the episode and share it with your friends! #FTCF

Well, we are in our final ten! And we decided to mix it up. We decided to get one of our most-requested guests from over the years who has never been on the podcast! So, if you think threatening someone with a gun, rancid piñata parties and degenerate motel stories are worth a listen, then you’ll be excited for today’s episode with Danish and O’Neill! Please enjoy and share with people you consider friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com

You asked for it, you got it! She got out of Sacramento, grabbed a 30 Rack of Keystone and swung by for one of the last 10 episodes. We are so excited to have Karen Kilgariff back on the podcast! She is our favorite murder and one of our all time favorite guests! You guys asked for her and we got her! Please share on all your social media! #FTCF

You asked for it and you got it! We are in the final 10 and who better than the Great Ronnie Kirkman's daughter?! We are so excited to have Jen Kirkman back on the Feast to talk about some new costume choices! And some new Ronnie Kirkman stories as well as some great stories from that Mama on the Kirkman's. The countdown has begun and as we are sad to see The Feast go we are also excited to have so many great fans and great guests lined up to close this thing out! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com

This week's guest is the wind beneath OUR wings. And she lifts up this episode. You are going to live this week's episode with Shawn Pelofsky. She may have been primed for the theater but the ship she set sail on took her in another direction, and boy are we glad for that! Please enjoy this fantastic episode and share across all your social media platforms!!! #FTCF #*****

Remember the 40 year old virgin? Well how about the 30 year old kissing virgin? Yeah that's right! This week's guest Jake Kroeger has never been kissed. Sound amazing? Well how about the fact that he was left at a church because the Cartel was after his mother? Sound crazy? Well try on the fact that no one in Los Angeles knows more about comedy than him!!! This is a truly amazing ep and we hope you enjoy and share across your social media with friends. #FTCF

As dads we know that humor is abundant in our kids! But Josh Wolf knows that the older they get the better it gets. Josh also knows that the older HE gets the better the comedy gets. There is a downside though, like your body not working quite the way you would want and that's why every now and then you need to take a poop on your front yard! So many great stories in this weeks episode! Take a listen and share with your friends across all social media. #FTCF

No you're not listening to a late night jazz session, that's just the smooth voice of this week's guest, Barry Katz. We have never had an episode more for our fans than this! Not only are you hearing amazing hilarious stories but these stories are about Tracy Morgan, Jay Mohr and many many other stand up greats! Barry has been a manager in the business for decades and has worked with some of the best names in comedy! Please enjoy this week's ep and share with your friends! #FTCF

Jay is heading out on the road to cities near you! Please enjoy this tour breakdown with some hidden stories throughout. It's just a quick reminder ep of his upcoming tour! Tickets are available at www.jaylarsoncomedy.com/tour

Whether you're driving or at home listening you'd be in the same place if you were this week's guest! That's because Dave Stone lived in a van for the majority of four years! No not down by a river! He could only be so lucky! More like near some homeless people and shelters! He's had more jobs than Ryan has cousins and he tells us a little bit about each one! This is an instant classic so please enjoy!!! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com

The guys drop this mini ep to announce that The CrabFeast is coming to an end. http://TheCrabFeast.com

Find yourself a dumpster and get ready to build a boat because we are setting sail in Petaluma, CA with Kate Willett and Rory Scovel. This week's episode was recorded live at The Pet-A-Llama Comedy Festival. We love being in the same room with Feaster Nation for a podcast recording and this episode was definitely something special. We recorded around 1:00 in the afternoon in a little basement bar with a bunch of our closest fans, literally the stage was close to the audience.

I hope you like Soup? Because this guy created "The Soup" with Joel McHale! That along with a bunch of other great tv. But before all of that he was a stand up comedian and he ran with a great crew! KP Anderson is our guest this week as we discuss stand up back in the day, going from the stage to behind the camera and some other crazy stories that only happen to comedians! Take a listen and share with friends on social media or just email the people you like best, that's what most people do.

If you asked Earl what life was like growing up in Bel Air, he'd say pretty middle class. With neighbors like Sylvester Stallone and Kareem Abdul Jabar, Ry and Jay would say, "Bro! You were loaded!" But Earl Skakel wasn't loaded because he's been sober since birth. But when you hear some of the craziness he's gotten into in his life you'd swear he was as high as Kareem's sky hook. It's showtime on this week's episode, so make sure to share with friends and get the word out. #FTCF

Grab your sun tan lotion and bathing suit because it's spring break with Sandy Danto and we are headed to... New Orleans? Ok, cool, for one night? To do what??? This week's ep has some amazing stories from not only the great Sandy Danto but also from Josh Adam Meyers! That's right, possibly Josh's best appearance to date on the podcast! This ep has so much to it! Imagine reaching for allergy medication and taking Molly instead!

There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as his own? We're not sure. Let's just hope his child doesn't swallow another magnet while Chris is 12 beers deep on a TOOZDEE.

Dave Ross is back on the Feast and boy are we glad he stopped by! Let's just say he's the most unlucky lucky guy in Vegas, well at least with women. Going the bathroom in public has never been easy for him but doing doughnuts in a police station parking lot has been. Oh and he tells us the most drunk he's ever gotten. How Drunk? Let's just say he blacked out for seven hours! Be sure to share on all of Social Media and #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com