THE FINAL EPISODE! What do you even say at a time like this? It feels like we've already said it all  we just don't remember exactly what it was. We say some things in this episode also. Some of the usual and some sincere things for once. Thanks to everybody who ever listened to us regardless of how much and how often. We will never understand but and will always be proud even when we shouldn't be. We ask that you respect our privacy as we both disappear forever and never speak of this...

EPISODE 176! #9 of the FINAL 10! We discuss drinking early, how we would kill someone, a female Slim, playing with a bunch of dogs, speaking in third person, ice cubes, a man that drives up and yells at you about stuff, twins and coke, not lasting long while cooking pizza, a lot of Michael McDonald, pee sink, the repercussions of eating burgers, the hit song Closing Time and much more.   GET ANY FINAL SUBMISSIONS IN ASAP! WE WANT TO HEAR THEM   www.patreon.com/dapperdads - still $5 until...

EPISODE 175! #8 of the FINAL 10! We discuss being suspects in each others deaths, edible underwear, having half a kid, causing a scene in an Olive Garden, the tv show Perfect Strangers, a little league game, horny goat weed, final jerks, making and finding a sex tape, a breakfast mac and cheese and much more   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN ASAP! WE'RE ALMOST DONE FOREVER!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads $5 UNTIL JANUARY 1ST! GET IN SOON!   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some last...

EPISODE 174! #7 of the FINAL 10! We discuss putting the dog down, teeth, a world class freakout, hot foods, bong water, a creepy man, doing a driveby and guns in general, the Miser brothers, a Human Centipede scenario, going to the Trapt show, babies and much more.   GET IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS WHILE YOU CAN!!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is still poppin'   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything we've forgot to cover   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one shallow...

EPISODE 173! #6 of the FINAL 10! There are some very weird and annoying audio issues in this one but we think for the most part it's still decent. We discuss The Chronicles of Narnia, old timey candy, bad Onlyfans, catchy songs, jerking together, waterparks, a retired doctor, swallowing food, Megadeth, a submission with a bunch of would you rathers and more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN WHILE YOU CAN!!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more nonsense   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737)...

EPISODE 172! #5 of the FINAL 10! We discuss Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Fuel energy drink, using dynamite, a confusing hat, being propositioned for a cigarette, a party in the balls, a detailed recap of Drama's return to the doctor, having nice dick days, still not wanting to smell farts, what game show we want to be on and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF HERE   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of this for some reason   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737)...

EPISODE 171! #4 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss yoga, standing on money to become taller, rockstars that should be dead, best way to do drugs, airing out horny texts post death, air bud, Victoria's Secret, coins, cigarette butts, sweaty men smells, missing birds, a husband with a special talent, gym floors and much more   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads to get the full scope   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) while you still...

EPISODE 170! #3 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss a Van Halen mashup, bumping into a dedicated fan in the future, Drama's new podcast, "updates" on Slim's "health", a dead parent party, being large horny, which one of us is the looks (and the brains), an intense workplace story, our roles in a heist and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN NOW OR NEVER BABY   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more good stuff while it lasts   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something before it's...

EPISODE 169! #2 of the FINAL 10! We discuss the act of 69ing, a well lit butthole, some wifi issues, meetings with the devil, farts and crap, an intense recap of Slim's recent injury, Drama's dads hands, a submission test and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN BEFORE WE'RE DONE (WHICH IS SOON)   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is still poppin'   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something before we die (SOON)   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one wet...

EPISODE 168! #1 of the final 10 episodes! We discuss using your genie wish to see a friend's pain, being delicate in the butt, Onlyfans (again), no longer having the concept of time, s****y Walmart employees and shitting with Walmart employees, unusual lubricants, poor performances, first jerks and ejacts, a story from another podcast and much more.   GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is still poppin'   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) while...

EPISODE 167! WE HAVE A VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Listen to find out what it is. We also discuss recording in a different place again, a dad prank, campfire smells, smoking the wrong end of a cigarette, our love for The Big Bang Theory, breathing, how ventilated places actually need to be, washing your legs, Catdog, penis pumps, reality tv shows and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is the place to be   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) right now, we need it   www.thedapperdads.com for...

EPISODE 166! We discuss soft pretzels, a Starbucks exchange, pretty fast food employees, restaurants where the workers are purposely mean to you, large hashbrowns, Slim's new toy, a recap of Drama's vacation including high mountain driving, a battle against the sun, the Smoky Mountains, a really cool bartender, some wild brats, an ocean adventure and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads is where the cool stuff be at   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something for the love of god...

EPISODE 165! We discuss celebrity dick pics, spooky jerks, muff diving, thumbs, dating the female versions of ourselves, charley horses and hiccups, old crazy internet things, post nut pee streams, new wild rap lyrics, meeting real dads and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads go get it   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something already jeez   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one glory...

EPISODE 164! We discuss man on man boning, a typical doctor visit, coffee lids, Mythbusters, Sublime WITH Rome, Fat Mike and his fat breasts, Gary Busey Pet Judge, Viking funerals, the 9 different types of boobs, Rubik's cubes, our McDonald's meal pitch, a Dairy Cream conspiracy and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you just can't get enough   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and tell us your secrets   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one hot...

EPISODE 163! We discuss us as Sims, napping, a tubing injury, party pizzas, jumping off a bridge, more about the giant check in the basement, our anger at Taco Bell, keeping your severed leg and eating it, hot hams, b*****b pranks, a dream with 21 Savage and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) because nobody does anymore   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one moist...

EPISODE 162! We discuss celebrity smoking photos, extra big milk, a giant check, where to take the man you think might be your dad, a kilt guy, the confusing lyrics of Blinded By The Light, a time travel situation, jellyfish and peeing, Scott Ian, the perfect t-shirt, a nice cold Coors, some Kid Rock facts and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you wanna be cool   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) or you're not cool   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one hot...

EPISODE 161! We discuss old rap lyrics, awkward store interactions, ordering donuts, mistaking the abuse we do to our bodies for COVID, forgetting an important piece of equipment, the cafeteria above us, a shared stomach experience, a very slippery dock, taking some time off from your kids, mini putt, a submission with 3 quick ones, being 20 in the 7th grade and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for the good stuff   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) already   www.thedapperdads.com...

EPISODE 160! We hope you've always really wanted to hear two grown men get drunk and eat Taco Bell because then this episode is for you. We discuss a real rodeo scenario, finally ordering a bidet, hot dog debates, examining a junk drawer, a Hulu conundrum, deodorant and armpit issues, a submission about hats, how many buttchugs it takes, our personal ghosts of Christmas future and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads to wet your whistle   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) because it's...

EPISODE 159! We discuss true miracles, where the jerking happens, HJ's and what it would take to do them to each other, your second wife who is hot and stupid and inevitably bangs your son, cigarette umbrellas, when it's acceptable to hoot and holler, how phones ruined debates, old school texting, a pickle family, confusing questions and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you care about us   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) because it's been too long   Leave a review or don't, it...

EPISODE 158! We discuss being sexual, our obsessions, fun phone pranks, egging things, a messy court case, noses on pumpkins, updog, mumu dresses, WAP, deathbeds, tying off, Taj Mahal, some random dreams, nu metal band updates and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you want more   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something horny   Leave a review or don't it doesn't matter anymore   www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one hot spot

EPISODE 157! We discuss the lost hot noodle footage, having a baby at 93, the shenanigans of Motley Crue, selecting the perfect balls, traps from Saw movies, sunburns, the old man from the Six Flags commercials, the recap of our cabin weekend and much more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you really like us   Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something something   Leave us a review or don't. It doesn't matter anymore   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else blah blah blah

EPISODE 156! 3 YEARS! We made it by barely trying. We celebrate by attempting a stupid challenge. We also discuss ramen, eggs, doing drugs while making love, sketchy porn sites, switching our organs and much more. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with us this far.   *the video we keep referring to in the episode actually got messed up for the exact part where we perform the challenge so don't bother watching it   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for everything else you could dream of   Call/text...

EPISODE 155! We discuss the monster that controls this, Floor Is Lava, how many seconds long the podcast should be, drive-thru protocol, porn fans, a surprise gape, drinking pop, Smoke on the Water, a new rapper, peeing, nose hair trimming, Hot Pockets, eating burritos, the fat motorcycle twins and much more.   www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could ever need   www.patreon.com/dapperdads for all the extra goodness   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever floats your...

EPISODE 154! We discuss stuff that would kill previous generations, a police chase, words and accents, buffets, straws, recap of the dadsquad reunion, some vomit, angry drinking, finally experiencing pure ecstasy, squatty potty, returning pants, losing your virginity and more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you're cool   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) if you're cool   Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts if you're cool   www.thedapperdads.com for everything...