Dating is a scam.

Plot twist: a little sneak peak into one of the reasons why I am the way I am.

Y’all thought I died but I didn’t

Early 2000’s rappers and no gag reflex are a bad combination for a Wednesday night in 2016.

Nobody ever likes the new girl ...

I’m back and better than ever. I took 3 months off but it was simply just to make y’all miss me. No worries. I’m here to stay.

This story is the type of shit you hear in movies!

Black out moments and first impressions are not my strong suit.

My daddy issues are coming to life. My inability to form meaningful relationships is entirely my fault - and because of Tinder. This is only the beginning...

I’m back and better than ever

A bitch can smoke cigs on her birthday if a bitch wants to smoke cigs on her birthday

Taking a chance on the wild side with a blonde hair, blue eyed boy named Kyle from from a frat

Chocolate chips cookies on a nice quarantine day gone wrong.

Picture the worst night of your life then multiply it by 10. Now, you’re feeling about half as bad as I did

If someone’s puppy went missing, you would totally go help them look for it. Don’t cap..

Welcome to the shit show. I promise it only gets better from here..