Episodes
This has been one crazy journey, and we can't thank you all enough for being a part of it.  We have loved and enjoyed all of the laughs and stories we got to share with you all.  Our schedules and current lives don't give us the time or space to continue with our show, so we decided to end it on a high note.  This is the last episode of our show, but we hope you all will remember the good times we shared with you :)   Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.  We are incredibly grateful to...
Published 08/26/21
This is our last true episode until our ending!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!! stay tuned one more episode of talking about our favorite times recording!
Published 07/10/21
Nothing is sane in these states.  NOTHING.  The more we do this the more we realize we live in the United States of Fuckupery.  #facts.   * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms
Published 06/04/21
We are so apademic during this episode.   * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms
Published 05/14/21
And so shall the state bashing continue........   * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms
Published 03/12/21
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd.... we destroy Nebraska, California, and New Mexico because we are ear-f*****g our way around the country destroying 3 states at a time.  Do you think we can only ear-f**k/destroy 1 thing at a time?  You DON'T know us then.........were skilled.   * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms
Published 02/06/21
Aloha!  Bonjou!  ..........how the hell do you say hello in Maine?................."nice lobsta ya got there!"............I don't fail gracefully... We got 3 more states were gonna f**k up for ya right here.  No, not there......HERE.....  No....go left....up....down.......your OTHER left.......you know what?  f**k it.  Enjoy the dam show.   * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis   * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com   * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox,...
Published 01/02/21
Woot Woooooot!  We continue to shit on every state with the 2nd episode in our Creepy States series! Please don't think we're picking on your special state, we're hating on all of them, so you're still in the cool club, just.......maybe on the other side of the table.........   * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major podcast platforms
Published 12/11/20
EP1 of our State Bashing Series has BEGUN!!! We started off with Wyoming, Vermont, and South Dakota because those are the only 3 states that we HAVEN'T had ANY listeners in :(. Well luck have it, we got 1 listener from Wyoming about 2 weeks ago, so now we are in the ear holes of 50% of that states population :) Were bashing every state.  NO state is safe.  F**k your state.  Disbeer Does DeStates.   * Follow us in the Twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com *...
Published 10/30/20
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three! 3...unsolved mysteries :) Do YOU know anything about these creepy f*****g circumstances?  Are you holding a box of evidence in your attic?  Is aunt Karen holding a piece of evidence and taking those "mommy's little helper pills" because she DOESN'T want to admit that she has the bloody apron?  Yes?  Oh.....you should.....probably call the cops about that.....   * Follow us in the Twitter universe -...
Published 10/16/20
If you didn't already know that we're BAD people you will after this episode LOL * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms
Published 09/04/20
Who LOVES true crime?  Like.....muuuuuuurrrrrdddeeeerrrrrr and really bad people. Da da DA!!  It's Katie!! Danyelle and Wifey tell Katie true crime stories for her birthday because if Katie goes a day without hearing about a murder then she goes insane and we can't handle that... * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast...
Published 07/17/20
Have you ever discovered something you wish you didn't?  Were the pages of a magazine you JUST bought mysteriously sticky or did you do a home renovation and find a dead body?  It's cool if you did, we don't judge... * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis or at disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like we love cheesecake on a stick
Published 06/26/20
spies, spies and more spies. Enjoy * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes
Published 05/29/20
Join us for our version of jeopardy aka jeporady. The winner received a calendar of natures dick pics - if you are interested in obtaining a calendar and to help support national parks and prostate cancer research please go to naturesdickpics.com or visit them on instagram @naturesdpics. Enjoy   * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major...
Published 03/27/20
Love hurts……… Love stings……… And love kills.  So Happy Valentines Day!  We hope you have someone in your life you won’t kill out of love EVEN THOUGH that tasty life insurance policy your spouse got is sooooooo tempting because it will buy that fancy boat you saw in Sportsman’s Mag which you now subscribe to because you are in the middle of a mid-aged crisis and UNLIKE fine wine or fancy mold cheese, you are NOT succulent as you age you wrinkly f**k!....................Phew OK, well……………How...
Published 03/13/20
Where do the funniest most ridiculous headlines and stories come from.....YUP Florida!! Come join us for some sh*ts and giggles.   * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms
Published 02/29/20
I don't know how we managed to go from meteorite sickness to boner jenga but we did. Honestly, did you expect anything else? LOL    * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like we love cheesecake on a stick
Published 02/15/20
It's all fun and games until you play creepy roulette   * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like we love cheesecake on a stick
Published 01/31/20
Not your typical survivor show........these people went through some f****d.up.shit! You should listen to this and remember that these people LIVED the next time you spill your half mocha half americano light whipped caramel chocolate chip low-cal expensive beverage on your new pants that you just got except now you have 57 pairs of pants, but you still feel like your LITERALLY gonna die and OMG now you just can't with life so you have to tweet your dilemma and get support from your digital...
Published 01/30/20
Did you know 1 in 5 men have a dick worm? Well now you know.....so GI Joe...... OK OK.......it's probably like 1 in 3,000, but according to Detective Dr. Katie this fact is true :-) Back in episode something (4 we think) we said episode 49 will be fishes and peeholes. We kept our promise, and we present to you.....fishes and peeholes :-) * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis or at disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM,...
Published 01/30/20
Some engineers have NO smarts and make dumb ass buildings, bridges, and stadiums where a lot of people die because they didn't think things through, probably because of some big words about quarterly budget something something business something something cut corners end of year bonus. I don't know.....I don't build these things!! Do Lego's count? Enjoy engineering disasters......with a lot of death..............some hot dick insider........and of course beer. Follow us in the twitter...
Published 01/30/20
Many moons ago, we did an episode for Ass4Cast by doing EXACTLY what they did. We pulled stupid statements out of a hat, and defended the shit out of it. It was one of the best things we ever did, you going to love it I promise :) Please know...these statements are MEANT to be stupid, and we don't believe anything we say :) Your going to enjoy this archived gem :) * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify,...
Published 01/30/20
Not your typical survivor show........these people went through some f****d.up.s**t! You should listen to this and remember that these people LIVED the next time you spill your half mocha half americano light whipped caramel chocolate chip low-cal expensive beverage on your new pants that you just got except now you have 57 pairs of pants, but you still feel like your LITERALLY gonna die and OMG now you just can't with life so you have to tweet your dilemma and get support from your digital...
Published 01/17/20