Episodes
This week, Tristan and Carolyn talk about making people sad in Mario Maker 2, summoning useless doves in Magic: The Gathering and finding a new niche.
Published 06/28/19
This week Tristan, Carolyn and Trevor use a portkey to transport to the magical world of Harry Potter: Wizards Unite, and then immediately wonder what the hell is happening. Topics also include subway pigeons, poop cruises and (sigh) Dexit.
Published 06/21/19
The biggest gaming show of the year has just ended, and that can only mean one thing: Tristan, Carolyn and Tony will try in vain to talk about relevant games before the inevitable "cowboy centaur" conversation bubbles up.
Published 06/14/19
This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony talk a bit about Magic (the Gathering) before diving head-first into E3 expectations. Also included is our audition tape for the Russo Bros, at no extra cost to you!
Published 06/07/19
This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony attempt to decipher the trailers for Death Stranding and the new Netflix Dark Crystal series before going full-on History Channel with UFO talk.
Published 05/31/19
This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony spend an inordinate amount of time unraveling the Terminator timeline, a regular amount of time on a crank-based handheld gaming system and a small amount of time on what shelf Jean-Luc Picard's wine goes on.
Published 05/24/19
This week, Tristan, Carolyn and Tony share their reactions to the Game of Thrones finale. It's no Avatar: The Last Airbender, but then again, what is?
Published 05/20/19
This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony get mad that people are writing about people that are mad about things. Plus, everyone embraces our terrifying future where the internet collectively worships an incel Joker. But hey, Mario Maker 2 looks pretty good!
Published 05/17/19
This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony learn who ProJared is and several reasons to despise him. Plus, we react to those finely-tuned multimillion dollar commercials known as "movie trailers."
Published 05/10/19
This week, Tristan, Carolyn and Tony argue over whether Sonic's movie look was surprisingly horrific or just as horrific as expected. Plus, lots of talk about trash!
Published 05/03/19
Carolyn, Tristan and Trevor all saw Avengers: Endgame on opening night, and they have a lot to say! Beware, this episode contains FULL SPOILERS -- don't say we didn't warn you!
Published 04/26/19
This week, Tristan, Carolyn and Tony chat about the big PS5 news, Avengers leaks and City of Heroes. Plus, the gang tries and fails to talk about anything Star Wars related other than Solo.
Published 04/19/19
This week Tristan, Carolyn and Tony jump into an unyielding vortex of news that not even Pokemon can escape. See if you can tell whether we'd heard all that Disney Plus news at the time of recording!
Published 04/12/19
This week Tony and Tristan welcome Carolyn Page to the fold as they chat about Red Dead Redemption 2, Magic: The Gathering and a terrifying true urban legend about a middle school and the person who built it. Oh, and Paddington is in there somewhere too.
Published 01/11/19
This week, Tony and Tristan are finding it weirdly difficult to recover from having time off work, but they do manage to get into Return of the Obra Dinn, horse racing and the last 10 minutes of the CHiPs reboot movie. You know, all the essentials.
Published 01/04/19
This week, Tristan and Tony team up to get to the bottom of Andrew's Spider-Man fascination. From Into the Spider-Verse, to the weirdest moments of the character's comic book history. Is Spider-Man everything he's cracked up to be? Uh. Yes. He is.
Published 12/21/18
This week, Tony and Tristan have a lot to get off of their furry, blue muscular chests, and it mostly involves some movie starring a creepy blue hedgehog
Published 12/14/18
This week Tristan, Tony and Ryan tackle the release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, ponder Rayman's biology and fume over vintage Taco Bell logos.
Published 12/07/18
This week, Tristan and Tony talk at length about the treasure trove of anime news, argue about whether the last two episodes of Evangelion sucked and also dig into Fallout 76's real-world woes. Stay tuned for a bonus rant about Red Dead Redemption 2!
Published 11/30/18
Thanksgiving week means a short episode, so Tony and resident bad boy of the podcast Jake Young list what they're thankful for: inevitable Venom sequels, new Doctor Who, and board games that allow you to circumvent H.P. Lovecraft's racist history.
Published 11/23/18
This week, Tony, Ryan and Jake chat about Stan Lee and his storied cameo catalog. Plus, we cover Detective Pikachu and Toy Story 4's war for animated movie mindshare.
Published 11/16/18
This week, Tony and Tristan dive into the darkest pits of hell (or uh, heaven?) to talk Diablo, guns in Dragon Ball Z and a Wachowski ballet. Listen now and we'll throw in our thoughts on the new Paddington and some extra Red Dead 2 stories, absolutely free!
Published 11/09/18
This week, Tony and Tristan discuss the dire Smash Bros. trailer, the depressing Fallout 76 and the tragedy that is Henry Cavill's wig in the Witcher TV series.
Published 11/02/18
This week, Tony, Tristan and Ryan swap stories of their first weekend with Red Dead Redemption 2. Dogs are kicked, horses are severely injured and we're all left contemplating the steep price of human labor for a game with realistic horse poop.
Published 10/29/18
This week, Tristan and Tony prepare to marathon through some Red Dead for your listening pleasure. Our full episode coming Monday!
Published 10/26/18