Candyman! Candyman! Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!!! On this very special, emergency episode, the Fang Girls review Nia Dacosta's new Candyman. Devyn and Emily were treated to an advance screening courtesy of their friends at Telluride Horror Show. Spoiler alert: the girls LOVE this movie. Is the biggest scare of the night eating at a chain restaurant before the show? Does Emily end up summoning Candyman? And how bad does this eerie urban legend ruin the girls' lives?? Tune in to find out! 

Happy Friday the 13th, ya creeps! This week, the Fang Girls are discussing the newest story in the Conjuring world - The Devil Made Me Do It. In honor of a special Friday the 13th episode, the girls talk superstitions and which ones they don't mess with. Emily shares her first Halloween decoration purchase of the year which prompts Devyn to help her plan a wedding sponsored by Spirit Halloween. Can Devyn say the name of this movie without making it sexual? Will the girls ever be able to...

The Fang Girls are back! After a brief hiatus, Devyn and Emily are diving back in for some summer cinema fun with M. Night Shyamalan's Old. The girls were able to see an advance screening of the flick and remember the magic of going to the movie theater. Emily also shares her ultimate hot girl summer diet plan: reading Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica. This dystopian cannibal tale is sure to make you so sick, food will be the last thing you want! Will M. Night's new film make you...

La la la LA LLORONA! This week the Fang Girls are discussing recently released La Llorona. This flick takes a classic ghost story and ties it into real life horror. Devyn and Emily come up with the most elegant insult you've ever heard. They also manage to talk about genocide and sing a song entitled "Boner Alert" in one single episode. Can the girls say La Llorona not to the tune of My Sharona? Does the flick ruin their lives?? Listen to find out!

Four score and 7 years ago (well almost) this garbage flick came out. This week, the Fang Girls review the 2012 masterpiece, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Professor Emily shares her her favorite spooky historical story about old Abe. Devyn flexes her knowledge on American history and the definition of the word linear. Was Lincoln's dad's name Dave? Was Edward Cullen invisible in New Moon?? Was Abraham Lincoln a real guy?? Did this movie ruin the girls lives??? Listen in to find...

Ready or not! Here comes a chaotic episode! This week, the Fang Girls review the hilarious hide and seek horror, Ready or Not. Fair warning: this is the second attempt at recording this episode due to computer issues so it's bound to be wild. Emily relates to character Emilie in this movie while Devyn experiences table-side guacamole PTSD. Everyone's favorite of their mom's friends, Dawn, even makes an appearance. Listen in to hear two dumb waiters review this funny flick and find out how bad...

DING DING DING! It's the final round of the great Eggers-Aster showdown! This week, the Fang Girls discuss the hallmark horror of our generation, Hereditary. Emily does a fantASStic job with her 2018 trivia. The girls agree there is one particular outfit that does not go with a smile. Devyn expertly educates Emily on the deep symbolism in this work of art. Which director will win the coveted and prestigious title of the Fang Girls' favorite director? Will it be daddy Eggers?? Daddy Aster??...

Avast, m’hearties! This week the Fang Girls discuss Robert Eggers’ deep dive into madness, The Lighthouse. This is Eggers last fighter in the great showdown with Ari Aster. Devyn eggspertly eggsplains what happened the year this movie was released. The girls team up and put their half brain cells together to make sense of this cryptic flick. Can the girls appreciate this movie for more than it’s fart jokes? Are ye fond of me Lobster?? Does it ruin their lives??? Listen in to find out!

Ari Aster has entered the chat. This week the Fang Girls continue their showdown between Robert Eggers and Ari Aster with Aster’s flower filled frightmare, Midsommar. Devyn reveals she has all the ingredients to make a love spell. Pfind out why Emily is pfeeling pfine. And for the first time, the girls share listener feedback on the flick. Love it or hate it, this movie definitely has the listeners talking! Does this drug fueled drama ruin the girls lives?? Tune in to find out! Do you want...

!! LISTEN TO THIS EP - THE OTHER EP HAD AN EDITING ISSUE !!  Happy VVednesday! This week, the Fang Girls kick off their Robert Eggers vs Ari Aster showdown by discussing the frightening feminist folktale, The VVitch. Devyn learns she has not been dipping her sushi in Wabi Sabi all these years and Emily states that table-side-guacamole is a great method for witchcraft baby sacrifices. Oh. And the girls can't seem to keep their vaginas off the floor. Is Black Phillip the girls new celebrity...

Do you want to get kinky with us? This week, the Fang Girls discuss the sexcapade-gone-wrong flick, Gerald's Game. Devyn discusses her dark reoccurring dreams as a child. The girls debate whether a monster is scarier when it exists physically or in your head. But ultimately agree that being handcuffed to a bed is only appropriate during certain hours. Does this Stephen King based handcuff horror story ruin the girls lives? Does Emily like getting her toes sucked? Will Devyn get into therapy...

Home is where the haunt is! That's the mantra this week as the Fang Girls discuss 1979's and 2005's The Amityville Horror. The girls celebrate Emily's move to a new and possibly haunted home by recording their first episode in the ploft (pod loft, duh). They discuss the laws around haunted real estate and whether or not Ryan Reynolds is a good actor. Devyn celebrates her first successful parallel parking endeavor and Emily shares why she had to change her underwear moments before recording....

Are you ready to be ssscared?!? This week, the Fang Girls discuss terrifying The Taking of Deborah Logan. Devyn shares some background knowledge on Alzheimer's Disease and tells a creepypasta to Emily. She also flexes her French accent. Does this movie slither its way into the girls' favorite movies? Will someone tell the girls how to pronounce "ambiguously"? How bad does this demonic documentary ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Fang Girls have a zomBAE episode for you! In this Valentine's Day themed episode, the girls review zombie rom com, Warm Bodies. Devyn and Emily take a moment to recite a poem to each other and discuss the things they find horrific about modern relationships. The girls gush over this creepy cute comedy but does it ruin their lives? Listen in to find out! 

Ree! Ree! Ree! This week, the Fang Girls review the mother of all slashers, Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. Devyn, aka Johnny Volleyball, educates Emily, aka Johnny Big Boobs, on the history of censorship in Hollywood. Emily simps for Norman Bates. Devyn shares her most controversial opinion of any episode and asks, do we have to love the classics? Tune in to find out the answer to this and hear how bad this scarring psychotic story ruins the girls lives! 

Well, this week, the Fang Girls watch 2002’s The Ring. Emily enlightens Devyn with an ancient Japanese ghost story of samurai bros and servant girl babes that inspired this week’s flick. Devyn plans out her future life with Mike Pence’s fly and Emily does a stupid voice that gave her a sore throat for 3 days. How bad does this vile VHS verse ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

Are you hungry for a chaotic pod this week, folks? This week the Fang Girls discuss the French cannibal masterpiece, Raw. Devyn and Emily find themselves consumed by madness and discuss the recent events with Armie Hammer, cannibal kink, Old Navy credit cards and that monkey/mouse animal with a long finger for eating bugs. How do all these things relate? And how bad does this frightening flesh eating film ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out! 

This week, the Fang Girls review the iconic Blair Witch Project. Emily shares some knowledge of Sensed Presence Effect and her possible haunting. Were you wanting to hear two mediocre singers sing the absolute bangers of 1999? Then you've come to the right podcast! The girls also decide they would be best friends with the Blair Witch that they creatively name her, Blair. How bad does this frightening found footage film ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out! 

This week, the Fang Girls are celebrating the birthday of our resident Capricorn baddie, Devyn Rockett and reviewing Happy Death Day. The girls discuss what your New Years resolutions say about who you would be in a horror movie. Are you going to be a keto diet cannibal or a bookworm final girl in 2021? How bad does this groundhogs day slasher ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

2020 is coming to an end! In celebration, the Fang Girls are "reflecting" on the past year and discussing the murderous mirror movie, Oculus. Devyn and Emily share their highs and many lows of the past year. We learn Devyn's hardships began long before the pandemic started. Emily flexes her vocabulary knowledge. Join us for one last episode before 2021 and hear how bad this tale of ghostly glass ruins the girls lives! 

This week, the Fang Girls discuss the holly jolly Christmas zombie musical, Anna and the Apocalypse. Devyn and Emily spend some time discussing their holiday hot takes, including their true feelings on Santa lingerie and the Rosie O'Donnell Christmas album. This seasonal sing along forces the girls to finally reveal their thoughts on zombies. How bad does this macabre musical ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out! 

I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas! This week, the Fang Girls review both 1974 and 2019's version of the seasonal slasher. Devyn and Emily read their horror movie wish lists to Santa and reveal their love of cryptozoology. Did Devyn make it on the nice list and get her wish of a Loch Ness Monster flick? Will Emily get the séance-gone-wrong movie she desires or a lump of coal? How bad does this holiday horror ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out all these answers and more! 

May your days be merry and fright! This week, the Fang Girls dive into the holiday spirit and review the creepy Christmas chronicle, Krampus. The girls even go so far to attend a Krampus Nacht event (or rather, stand in line for two hours outside of a Krampus Nacht event and not get in due to COVID capacity limits). No matter! Devyn and Emily recount their evening that included discussing the modern horrors that plague us, such as mean pick up truck drivers and Miranda Lambert music. Tune in...

The devil is back again this week as the Fang Girls review newly released, The Dark and the Wicked. This terrifying tale will elicit a scare fart out of the bravest of horror fans. Devyn and Emily analyze the different things people watch after a scary movie and what it says about the viewer. Are you more of a Disney Channel, sitcom or porn person post-horror? Oh, and how bad does this frightening farm fable ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out!