Episodes
Happy Tuesday, fruity hoes! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review "The Perfection" (Netflix). A phycological thriller about a couple of cellists and their journey to be the best, with some twists along the way. They discuss sexy cello montages, barfing bugs, and hatchets. TW // body horror, dead body, sick mom, self-harm, self-harm scars, blood, gore, puke, chopping limbs, slicing, bugs, stroke, sexual assault, rape, pedophilia  That’s it for this episode! Tune in for new episodes...
Published 02/21/23
Published 02/21/23
In this episode, Ashley and Ness review Episode One of Yellow Jackets. They discuss bisexual breakdowns, boob dresses, and acid trips. TW // blood, gore, dead body, plane crash, masturbation in a child's room, coercion, not listening to "no", cannibalism, AA, addiction, graphic broken bone, cheating, animal abuse, alcoholic parent, guns, elder/patient abuse That’s it for this episode! Tune in for new episodes every Tuesday and sometimes Thursdays! Buy Ashley a Coffee 3 --- Leave us a...
Published 02/17/23
Happy Tuesday, fruity hoes! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review "They/Them" (Peacock). A thriller about a conversion therapy camp with a musical outbreak sponsored by P!nk. They discuss knee slides, juicy insides, and Kevin Bacon. TW // conversion therapy/camp, religious trauma, misgendering, pedophilia, stalking, hidden cameras in showers, non-consensual physical touch, images of abuse, dog murder, aversion therapy, shock therapy That’s it for this episode! Tune in for new...
Published 02/08/23
In this week's episode, Ashley and Ness give you a sneak peek of their content on Buy Me A Coffee.  They review Episode One of The Haunting of Hill House. They discuss car horns, Jersey Shore, and ghost screams. That’s it for this week's surprise episode! Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Subscribe to our YouTube Channel Other spots to find us Support the show if ya want
Published 01/03/23
Happy Tuesday, fruity hoes! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review "The Novice" (Showtime). A film about a queer college freshman who won't stop until she makes varsity on her university's rowing team. They later discuss crabs, porta-potties, and crow people. Trigger Warnings - vomiting, picking, self-harm, blood, scabs, overworking, negative self-talk, never feeling good enough, urinating oneself Tone - dark, intense That’s it for this episode! Tune in for new episodes every...
Published 09/14/22
Happy Tuesday, fruity hoes! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review "I Can't Think Straight" (Tubi). In this week's episode, Ashley and Ness review A Simple Favor. They discuss airplane bathrooms, vibrators, and bongs. Trigger Warnings - microaggressions toward Asian people, infidelity, death, drowning, murder, arson, parent death, joking about suicide, alcohol abuse, heroin abuse, incest, stillborn baby That’s it for this episode! Tune in for new episodes every Tuesday and...
Published 08/17/22
In this week's episode, Ashley and Ness give you a sneak peek of their content on Buy Me A Coffee.  They review Episode One of Our Flag Means Death. They discuss gay presidents, fangs, and satin robes. TW // 'S' slur for indigenous people, racism, microaggression, sexist comments, bullying, blood, murder, duck beheading, abusive father That’s it for this episode! Tune in for new episodes every Tuesday and sometimes Thursdays! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHERE ELSE TO FIND US Leave us...
Published 07/22/22
Happy Tuesday, fruity hoes! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review "I Can't Think Straight" (Tubi). Trigger Warnings - eating disorder, antisemitism, cheating, internalized homophobia, unaccepting parents, religious trauma That’s it for this episode! Tune in for new episodes every Tuesday and sometimes Thursdays! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHERE ELSE TO FIND US Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Support the show
Published 07/13/22
Happy Tuesday, fruity hoes! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review Unpregnant (HBO Max). A film about a couple of teens in Missouri that struggle with the inaccessibility of abortion care- oh and there's some gay. They later discuss raw dogging, edging, and Osmosis Jones. Trigger Warnings - abortion, teen pregnancy, stalking, gaslighting, manipulation, cops, pro-life abuse, divorce, absent father, bullying, abortion clinic, using organized religion for manipulation Tone - I would...
Published 06/29/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty, Ashley and Ness give you a sneak peek of what's coming soon to Buy Me A Coffee. They talk about Gay Anthropologie and man spreading. The full episode reviewing how gay Ocean's Eight is will be coming soon to Buy Me A Coffee! That’s it for this week's episode! Full-length episodes come out every other Tuesday. Shorties come out every other Thursday. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a...
Published 05/14/22
Happy Tuesday, alligayzers!! And Happy Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review The Handmaiden (Prime). A film with lots of twists and turns (I don't want to spoil anything just watch it). They later discuss toenails, mommy milkers, and vape juice. TW // microagression/racism toward japanese and korean people, hanging, suicide, sexual assault, physical assault, child abuse, child grooming, torture, blood, gore, psych ward,...
Published 05/11/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty, Ashley and Ness go over some voicemails. They talk about telephone poles and Florida gays. That’s it for this week's episode! Full-length episodes come out every other Tuesday. Shorties come out every other Thursday. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/femalegayzepod)
Published 04/28/22
Happy Tuesday, alligayzers!! For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review Dating Amber (HBO Max). A film about a gay boy and a lesbian being each other's beards. They later discuss sheep, carpets, and handies. TW // gay slurs, dead dad, suicide, hitler, blood, exorcism, unaccepting parents, internalized homophobia That’s it for this episode! Full-length episodes come out weekly on Tuesdays. Shorty episodes come out weekly on Thursdays. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us -...
Published 04/27/22
It's (not) Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty, Toogfan is back with another wild story- Ashley and Ness spill it all. That’s it for this week's episode! Full-length episodes come out every other Tuesday. Shorties come out every other Thursday. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/femalegayzepod)
Published 04/11/22
Happy Tuesday, alligayzers!! And Happy Black History Month! Ashley and Ness begin the episode by talking about sleeping through three episodes of Killing Eve. For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review Paris Is Buring (AppleTV). A documentary about black, gay culture and the drag-ball scene in New York City. They later discuss toe thumbs, twirling. TW // outdated language/ideas in regards to gender identity/sexual orientation, death, murder, homophobia, transphobia, racism, AIDS,...
Published 03/30/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty Ashley and Ness throw some Gay Disney drama at ya.  That’s it for this week's episode! Full-length episodes come out every other Tuesday. Shorties come out every other Thursday. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/femalegayzepod)
Published 03/25/22
Happy Tuesday, alligayzers!! Ashley and Ness give you a little sneak peek into their Gay Energy segment over at Buy Me A Coffee where they reviewed Hercules. They discuss furries, Danny Devito, and dom femmes. That’s it for this episode! Full-length episodes come out weekly on Tuesdays. Shorty episodes come out weekly on Thursdays. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Support the show...
Published 03/09/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty Ashley and Ness start off by giving suggestions on snack foods that can make you feel better. They later talk about the mess that is Arielle Scarcella. TW // negative discourse about pronouns, transphobia, homophobia, trump, the capitol insurrection That’s it for this episode! Full-length episodes come out weekly on Tuesdays. Shorty episodes come out weekly on Thursdays. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us -...
Published 03/04/22
Happy Tuesday, alligayzers!! And Happy Black History Month! Ashley and Ness begin the episode by talking about the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre. For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness review Moonlight (Showtime). A film going through the chapters of man's journey of struggles and self-discovery. They later discuss handsies, rippling pectorals, and a chef's special. Jump to film - 4.11 TW // f-slur,  homophobia, hate crime, jumping, drug-addicted parent, absent parent, bullying, drug...
Published 02/23/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty Ashley and Ness start off by giving updates about the pod. They later talk about Christian Walker and his nonsense. TW // racism, classism, pronoun erasure, police brutality Links: clip one, clip two, clip three That’s it for this episode! Full-length episodes come out weekly on Tuesdays. Shorty episodes come out weekly on Thursdays. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a voicemail -...
Published 02/18/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty Ashley and Ness start off by trying to stop Goblin from eating cotton balls. They later go over Blaire White and her b******t. Oh... and Dr. Phil? TW // Q-Anon, transphobia, non-binary erasure That’s it for this episode! Full-length episodes come out weekly on Tuesdays. Shorty episodes come out weekly on Thursdays. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Support...
Published 02/11/22
Happy (belated) Tuesday, alligayzers!! And Happy Black History Month! Ashley and Ness begin the episode by discussing how life be crazy. For the movie this week,  Ashley and Ness highlight their first black, queer movie of the month- Rafiki (Showtime). A film about two girls in Kenya who find love, despite living in a conservative society and the political rivalry between their families. They later discuss gossip, gay frolicking, and cupcake eating. Jump to film - 5.46 TW // f-slur,...
Published 02/10/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty Ashley and Ness start off by discussing reparations. They later go over some listener emails. Ashley gives Duolingo a run for their money. TW // blood, fainting, car trouble, panic attack That’s it for this episode! Full-length episodes come out weekly on Tuesdays. Shorty episodes come out weekly on Thursdays. See ya later, alligayzers!! Where to find us - https://solo.to/femalegayzepod Leave us a voicemail - (917) 408-3535 Support the...
Published 02/04/22
It's Thursday, fruity hoes! For this week's shorty Ashley and Ness talk about a five-day-long IBS flare-up. They later give you a look into the content you can find on their Buy Me A Coffee (link below).  They review The Craft. Enjoy this sneak peek! TW // self-harm, suicide, racism, slurs, domestic violence, psych ward, restraints, blood, animal abuse, sexual assault, noose, getting run over by a car, needles That’s it for this episode! Full-length episodes come out weekly on Tuesdays....
Published 01/28/22