Brian and Dave discuss world of football, and so much more

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We have a bit of a chat about the matches that happened and all of the great players that Aberdeen re-signed.

We warm up for the new season by talking about the last one, enjoy.

Drew was here, so football was rarely discussed.

Football is talked about, other things are mentioned. This podcast is on the beach.

We crush norms and change opinions, whether you like it or not.

There was no Swans episode because they lost 4-0

This week...

We talk to ourselves with little or no regard for the listeners.

We kill time until actual football is back. Let's never mention Scotland again.

Thanks for still being here. Our on location reporter calls in from Scotland, plus we talk about additional nonsense.

As the title says, we'll see you again for the international break. Kazakhstan v Scotland, Sweden v Romania, USA v Someoneinafriendly, look forward to that.

We talk about Kepa, Man Utd v Liverpool, Italian stuff and German stuff. We don't talk about Hamilton

We talk about Serie A, Bundesliga, and some Dandies. Then Brian and Dave quiz each other to an inch of their lives

We talk about Italian stuff, then quiz each other to within an inch of our lives.

Great goal though...

Is your team mismanaged? Did your club's owners try to sell a home-grown player (forget the Hull bit) to a rival club for less than his value? Did you get your arse handed to you by Bristol City on Saturday? Welcome, we hope you feel better.

There are two ways to look at this episode. It's either a strong show for the hardcore fans, or it's self-indulgent b******t. You decide. (It's self-indulgent b******t)

Hello! Please enjoy this landmark episode of the Football Farm. In this much anticipated edition, we dissect the weekend's action with a combination of searing analysis and acerbic wit. We also talk about the issue of best striker in the world, the answer of course being Sam Cosgrove

Ooft, what about that weekend eh? Big results, big game players. Some highs, some lows, good times had by all. Football eh?

Jermaine Defoe, Timothy Weah, Sam Cosgrove. All great players, sure, but do they have the Hitman in their corner? Exactly. We also have a bit of chat about other football, whilst also remaining true to our self-indulgent selves with several minutes of Milwaukee chat.

We recap the events of 2018 using our wit and intellect to delight the listeners.

Let's insult Manchester United for a while.