Jerry temporarily "quits like a pussy" because he's afraid the show will interfere with his outrageous child support payments. Before leaving, Jerry proclaims that autism is basically a death sentence. Plus the world premiere of a rad new song!

Tantrum Jerry runs out of the room leaving Julie and Joseph to discuss Jerry’s breakup, Joseph’s penis, and so much more. Let’s listen to a really fun album!

Jerry’s nice woman left him, he freaks out, and Julie gives him permission to smell her feet. Let’s listen to an album!

Joseph describes a great handjob, Jerry refuses to bring a snack, and Julie tells countless blatant lies like she’s known to do. Let’s listen to a fun album!

Julie joins the show to “air grievances” and spread negativity, while the guys discuss “thick knockers” and how much it will cost to see Jerry’s pecker on Patreon. Enjoy a classic, genre-defining album!

Thanksgiving plans, Jerry’s kid gets mauled by a dog, and lots of locker room talk. Enjoy a this forest witch journey!

Jerry was able to keep his baloney at bay, and the guys explain what a doob is. We also listen to one of the greatest albums ever made!

Joseph tries to have a nice conversation with his adult friend, but unstable Jerry lashes out in another unreasonable outburst of rage because he’s rightfully unsatisfied and ashamed of his personal relationships.

"I'm not drinking" Jerry complains about the job he chooses and the guys recap a fantastic Satanic masquerade ball, including Jerry’s special choice of attire. All that and a great album!

Joseph details his lack of a supportive peer group and wishes death to most people. Also, did we listen to the wrong album? What the f**k just happened?

Jerry begs to smell hysterical Julie's feet, while Joseph weighs in at 157 pounds. The stunning conclusion to the Nightbird 1983 playlist!

Snowflake Julie returns to the show with no pants and tries to cancel St. Joseph and Jerry the Gentleman, but does not succeed. Jerry describes his unsatisfying sex life, while Joseph remains the consumate professional. Let’s listen to the sound of 1983!

Poor Jerry goes broke while his ex is suddenly making an extra $1,500 per month. Joseph does his best to help heal the situation and bring parity to all involved. Also, we listen to a great chillin’ album while discussing pussy, weed, and root beer!

One of the guys gambled away $15,000 and the other lost a beloved family pet. Which is which? Lots of personal talk and a tremendous classic album on this one. Dig it!

Jerry has a birthday and a wild adventure at the laundromat, and Joseph has to face a medical emergency at home. We also listen to a great album from a big band!

Joseph admits to occasionally giving some lovin’ to moms of the world, and explains the lasting vaginal effects of a C section. Meanwhile, Jerry pretends to not be freaked out by the red flag behavior of his mistress, and calls it an act of bravery so he doesn’t lose access to free vagina. Let’s party with a rad album from the 80s!

Jerry may have finally had enough of his terrible mistress, while Joseph explains to him that other fish would like to suck his dick. And hey, let’s check out a wild collection of jams!

Joseph explores some of his alleged sexual adventures with bandmates and friends, while Jerry is forced to go on a nightmarish date with his ex wife and mother in law. Also listener mail and an awesome album from back in the day!

Joseph details his return to the live music stage and Jerry’s woman is completely unable to give a good BJ. It’s very sad. Also, a great album!

Jerry still hasn’t gotten a proper BJ, and considers trading his pecker bone for his head. Joseph prepares to make his triumphant return to the live music stage. All this, along with the 2nd half of a mega 1982 Nightbird playlist! Oh yeah, listener mail is at the end of the episode. =)

Joseph continues to suffer from early onset congnitive decline, and decribes how he uses drugs to be a more compassionate parent. In other news, Jerry is coming camping with a Satanic congregation. Let’s listen to a cool album!

Just days after the threat of violence, Jerry’s daughter was found to have a concussion. It’s not suspicious at all! In other news, Joseph remains triumphant in the face of tremendous obstacles. Let’s listen to the sound of 1982!

A family-centric episode where Joseph talks all about the recent death of his father, while Jerry threatens to karate chop his daughter in the throat. All this, plus a pretty cool album!

Jerry recalls being dragged through the child support system, and Joseph recovers from life-altering pain and surgery. Also, a mysterious package is delivered, and a great album!