This week we're talking about that current event: the bridge collapse in Baltimore.

It's a very timely episode as we discuss Kate Middleton and wonder what we need to do to get a Daily Mail Photoshop commenter gig. In the news: Kevin Kelly. What happens when you send cancer into space? Why is Elon Musk smearing Haitian refugees?

This week we imagine what would happen if the idle rich listened to too much FM radio sports bant and decided to finance an Olympics where everyone was juiced to the gills. Wait, we didn't imagine it, it's really happening? Fantastic!

This week we're talking about TayTay and her journey from unwarranted alt-Right icon to right-wing outrage machine boogeyman - all while she continues to pump out banger upon banger.

This week we talk a bit about the tunnels in Brooklyn before we get onto some real news: there's aliens at the mall and they're RUMBLIN'!

Folks, it's just a tiny little news show under your tree. See you in 2024.

This week we're looking at some news: Alex Jones is back on Twitter and his uncle is a cyborg. A bloke in New Zealand leaked a bunch of confidential health data - and raises some important questions about: a) LinkedIn etiquette, and b) New Zealand taking the piss generally. And people continue to go to great lengths to prove or disprove whether MH370 was abducted by a stock image of a cloud.

Well folks, if Law & Order is going to pivot into conspiracy theories, we will pivot into Law & Order. And if we have to watch huge amounts of copaganda to do this, so be it.

Folks, it seems decidedly NQR that we did 194 of these things before we got around to the BIGFOOT. In fact it may not even be the case at all. Yet we uncovered new (to us) facts about Bigsfeet that surely we would have known if we'd done this already. To that end, Luke "Robbo" Robertson and Cam "Cammo" Smith are discussing Bigfoots, how to murder them, and which is the worst branch of the US Military. It goes: Space Force (obvs), Air Force (Top Gun), Army, Marine Corps (too enigmatic, are you...

This week we're talking about UAP disclosure and Peruvian aliens. Plus some news (including immediately outdated news about the Sound Of Freedom guy which we will update in the next ep)

This week we talk about the wildfires in Maui and how they quickly became grist for the mill of every conspiracist.  

This week it's all about saving the kids.

Folks, this week we're talking about FAKE PEOPLE. They walk amongst us... or do they?

This week we're talking about the Oceangate sub disaster. Was it a case of Go Woke, Get Smooshed, or was it all about Hunter Biden's laptop? Don't worry, we check in with some psychics to find out.

Hi folks, yep, you read that title right, we are back in our Anything Goes Titles Era and talking about impending extra-terrestrial disclosure... or are we?

This episode we're talking about right wing grievances as expressed through the mediums of parody songs and MAGA rap.

This week we're talking about the recent spate of UFOs plaguing the Americas.

This week we're talking about 15 Minute Cities - just a bit of common sense urban planning? Or are they going to shoot you if you take too long in the supermarket?

This week we discuss algorithms (and giants)

This week we're talking about the Netflix series Ancient Apocalypse and whether it's even possible that people in the olden days could think to put some rocks on top of each other. Warning: some bad Back To The Future opinions from one member of the podcast.

This week we're having a quick chat about drinking copious amounts of piss at Christmas and getting absolutely MASHED.

This week we're talking about the recent murders in Queensland which have put a spotlight on the Australian conspiracy scene.

Folks, this week we're talking about two incidents that are more connected than you might think: Dan Andrews stacking it on a tiny staircase and the assassination attempt on Nancy Pelosi. We have News Corp losing their mind, fake news content farms, and DOGS. ON. SMACK. A little something for everyone. Dan Stans, all complaints may be directed to Luke on Mastodon: @[email protected]

This week we're talking about our new King - is the Antichrist? Is he an eco-fascist? Is he a vampire? Plus Salty is scared of scary movies. SPOILER ALERT FOR M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN'S SPLIT. No spoiler alert for Mark Duplass' Creep, because I edited the spoilers out. You're most welcome.