For entertainment purposes only. This is not to be used in place of a licensed therapist or other qualified medical aid given its satirical and comedic content. Gonsanto Industries welcomes you to the first in a series of guided meditations that will ease your mind, calm your body, and allow you to transition into a fully sleepless existence.   Written, directed, and narrated by Adam Blanford.  Sound effects provided by freesound.org Theme music provided by The Superluminal Project ...

Transcript and specific content warnings (found at the top of the transcript) available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Things begin to unravel for the test subjects. Jessica and Eliza need to work on their anger, and Martin really needs some sleep. Cast List: Eliza - Jaqui Kerschenbaum Lea - Angela Tran Mark - Richard Dresden Dr. Baker - Lindsay Zana Helen - Tara Santora Martin - Elijah Gabriel Jenn - Charlotte Norup Jessica - Allison Brandt Hotel Worker - Nikko Goldstein

Santa and his elves could use a little boost leading up to Christmas, and decide to enroll in The Insomnia Project. A few of them start experiencing odd side effects, and the Gonsanto team is called in to sort out the mess. Warning: This episode contains chewing/mouth sounds and some violence. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1dWPzfqce9RIDaVqspJ9wzWPSdza6aGkj

Warning: This episode contains violence and a very creepy man on a train. Sam has some very important data to share at lab meeting and we should all pay attention to it, bla bla bla. Also, burritos!

The test subjects have their first check in to test their progress. Warning - Mouth sounds and chewing from 12:05-12:40.

Are you tired of your exhausting coffee shop job, trying to please customers that never know what they want? Are you about to go on an old lady murdering spree? Sign up for the Insomnia Project today!

Need more money for "school supplies?"  Has that meanie parent of yours cut you out of using the credit card?  Consider signing up to participate in the Insomnia Project! End music by The Superuminal Project

Working a dead end job with the most obnoxious boss ever?  Dating life not quite where you would like? Consider signing up for the Insomnia Project! We know all you're doing is playing Overwatch anyway... "Bill" is part of a minisode series that answers the question - why in the world would you sign up for the Insomnia Project?

Test subjects Eliza, Jason, Jessica, and Martin come into Gonsanto Industries for baseline testing and "the treatment." Music in this episode: Credits theme by the Superluminal Project "Playful Planet" by Secession Studios "Abgrund" by SatanasiA "Eyes Like a Nova" by Carl Phaser "Black Sail" by Chastity Belt

The Insomnia Project is recruiting test subjects!