City officials say that "every idea is on the table" when it comes to controlling large gatherings on Fat Tuesday. a woman records herself throwing boiling water on her boyfriend as he sleeps.  A woman sues Taco Bell for not using real tuna. 

Marilyn Manson's ex-girlfriends are accusing him of being a physical and mental abuser. A man named Michael Jackson has been burning cars in Slidell. A man with a chainsaw stole fries and a drink from McDonalds. A man stole an ambulance and went to a fast food drive thru. 

Mayor Cantrell is upset over the amount of people that were out on Bourbon St. last weekend.  A man has his child returned tp him after a carjacker stole his car with the child inside.  There was about a hundred people caught having in orgy in a warehouse in France. A "Penis Man" was captured by SWAT in Arizona.

State Senator Troy Carter is having problems with a run-down house in Algiers Point. A gun fight in New Orleans is caught on doorbell video. Phil Collins sells his Miami mansion right before his birthday.  A woman on Dr. Phil was catfished by a fake Bret Micahels and Mikki Sixxx.

New Orleans goes back to modified Phase 2 COVID-19 restrictions.  LSU names their new defensive coordinator and has their 2021 schedule. COVID-19 restrictions help reduce the rat population in the French Quarter. Slidell man pleads guilty to attempted ATM theft.

New Orleans District Attorney Jason Williams says that the jury selected in his trial didn't have enough black people in it.  New Orleans residents see a spike in their Entergy bill.  No one was selected to get inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame this season. 

New Orleans farmer has 6 chickens stolen from his hen house.  City Park has reported seeing Zombie Raccoons. Target pulls products from its shelves that were made from forced monkey labor.  About a hundred monkeys raid a Thailand town due to a lack of food.  

Osterlind and Coleman argue over whether or not it was fair to say that New Orleans' Saints wide receiver, Michael Thomas, took shots at Drew Brees on social media.  Larry King and Hank Aaron both died over the weekend.  19 year-old steals $980,000 from Kroger. 

A suspect has been named in the case of the person who broke into the City Park stables and did sex with two horses. Actor Alec Baldwin takes himself of Twitter due to his wife's Spain heritage scandal. Listeners tell John Osterlind the biggest lie they ever told. 

Bollinger just spent $13 million for a 30th floor penthouse residence in the Four Seasons Hotel set to be open in the Spring.  Wife of Drew Brees reveals his injuries on social media. 

A homeless hippie on Bourbon St. dared an Oklahoma tourist to shoot him.  President Trump pardons rappers Lil' Wayne and Kodak Black. An employee was fired from an Arkansas Taco Bell for being a former porn star. 

A Gwyneth Paltrow signiture vagina candle explodes in a UK home. Pablo Escobar's escaped "cocaine hippos" are running amok in Colombia.  John Osterlind names movies that would be too offensive to make today.

What does the future hold for Drew Brees, Sean Peyton, and the New Orleans Saints now that the Buccaneers knocked them off of the play-off scene? 

Drew Brees will face-off against Tom Brady for the third time this season. Can Brees pull off a third victory against Brady? There's been a decomposing sting ray on Broad St. for weeks now, and no one wants to retrieve it. 

New Orleans woman has killed two men a little over a year apart. A man charged with 39 counts of sexual abuse of anumals is shot by the JPSO.  Osterlind goes through the list of the best and worst states to raise a family.

New Orleans Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness Director, Collin Arnold, is on a 20 day suspension without pay after a drunk driving incident leading to a crashed state vehicle.  New Olreans District Attorney, Jason Williams, says he was not aware of the felonious charges related to a trombone player that performed at his inaguration. 

The new Orleans Parish District Attorney, Jason Williams, has a trombone player out on bond with multilple felonious charges perform at his swear-in ceremony.  The Supreme Court tosses out the case of Will Smith's shooter, Cardell Hayes, due to a 10-2 verdict. 

The Saints advance in the play-offs after a win against Chicago. A golfer had to apologize for calling himself the "f"-word on live TV... no, the other "f"-word. A Memphis Policemen is arrested for kidanapping and murdering a man while on duty.

John Osterlind explains why the recent calls to boycott Rouses supermarkets is wrong. New Orleans murders in 2020 were up by a large margin since 2019. The Capitol Police Chief resigns. 

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A group of rioters stormed the Senate Capitol building yesterday. New Orleans moves back to a modified Phase One of COVID-19 restrictions. An Amite politician was charged with several counts of voter fraud. 

The fate of the power of the Senate comes down to a run-off in Georgia. The police wh o shot Jacob Blake will not be charged for the shooting. A wide reciever from Amite wins the Heisman Trophy. What the hell is 'bushmeat'? 

A local poker player from Metarie comes 2nd place in the World Series of Poker. There are conflicting reports about whether Tanya Roberts is still alive. Alec Baldwin's wife claims she's Hilaria from Spain, but is actually Hillary from Boston.

Alvin Kamara may be able to play in the first Saints play-off game if he has two negative COVID-19 tests.  A woman's home of 50 years was burned down by fireworks on New Year's Eve, but good-willed people pitched in to help her out.  Should prostitution be legal?

More people in the United States celebtrated Festivus this year.  Trump demands Congress give Americans more money in the COVID relief package. NOPD 911 Call Center will now have video chat capabilities.