Episodes
In our first episode back from our sabbatical in The Void, Andrew and Lindsey discuss Stargate. A movie that Lindsey really loves and Andrew had a hard time remembering exactly why he remembers specific details of until a light bulb moment presented itself.
Published 03/26/24
After just the teeniest, shortest, most minute hiatus your hosts are back in full force to explore the vast deserts in and around Tombstone. 
Published 08/01/23
What if Snake Plisskin played Jeff Spicoli? That gets you somewhere in the neighborhood of Captain Ron!
Published 01/12/23
A fine rental at your local Blockbuster. Find it alphabetized under "M" for Married White Female
Published 11/30/22
Wherein *someone* declares the Billy Baldwin supremacy
Published 10/04/22
"It's like an 8-year-old told this story to a grown man who'd never seen a movie before and that man directed this film."
Published 09/07/22
We'll trade you a clock tower for our time back on this one.
Published 08/24/22
During the course of this review Whitney uttered the phrase "I wouldn't loophole Kurt Russell" and it might be the best sentence every spoken aloud.
Published 08/10/22
Hero to Financial Advisors and Roddy McDowall superfan Aja Romano joins us on this episode to really class the place up by discussing, to quote Aja themself, "the quintessential gaslighting romcom"
Published 07/27/22
Sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burnin'!
Published 01/25/22
"Robin Williams and Kurt Russell in a movie together?! Sign me up!" —Everyone, before seeing this film
Published 11/18/21
Such a rare and beautiful movie that treads absolutely no new ground whatsoever.
Published 09/29/21
Release the Demme Cut, you cowards! #ReleaseTheDemmeCut
Published 09/10/21
I'm not going to name names, but someone on this episode has gone on the record as saying Meryl Streep is "subpar at best"
Published 08/19/21
The great Mac versus Windows debate all started here.
Published 07/28/21
Finally a Disney movie that teaches us the lesson of staying with your own kind and that everyone you know will abandon you because you're different.
Published 07/07/21
You probably thought we were dead, didn't you?
Published 06/23/21
Whitney and Andrew burst into the 80s with Robert Zemeckis and Kurt Russell in tow!
Published 06/08/21
The episode where we look back on the past, into the future, and reckon with all of our choices.
Published 05/19/21
On this episode we muse over the question "Will 'anywhere' let you just dick around with a cow?"
Published 05/12/21
Yet another film from the Disney-McEveety adaptation machine!
Published 05/04/21
Andrew really wanted to call this episode "Fred MacMurray's Dumb Depression Store"
Published 04/20/21
Turns out the Computer also wears invisibility solution...
Published 03/30/21
Hey, Jimmy Stewart said the name of the movie IN THE MOVIE and now we want a JSCU (Jimmy Stewart Cinematic Universe) where he just shows up in everything to say the title of the film.
Published 03/23/21