Episodes
Published 08/03/21
 On this episode, Danny almost dies visiting a waterfall, Mike has an STD scare, we talk about the state of hip hop, Kanye's new album & more! 
Published 07/27/21
 On this episode, we start off with a banger of a song, Michael guesses celebrity heights, Bezos in space, oily ducks, we call patrons and ask them weird questions & much more!
Published 07/20/21
 On this episode, we talk about the crazy world of Jail Pen Pals, Michael's type of lady, people lying about their happiness on social media & more!!
Published 07/13/21
 On this episode, Michael is sick, so my father Danny Sr. fills in for him. We talk the bible, sex, lies & Rock n' Roll. We talk drugs in sports, his sports writing career & much more. Enjoy!
Published 07/06/21
On this episode, we talk about porn, obviously. Sexy ass man beards, Mike's fears and hate for family gatherings, anxiety and more! Enjoy!
Published 06/29/21
On this episode, we talk about the ASMR world of vigorous ear licking & answer the patrons questions! Enjoy!
Published 06/22/21
 On this episode, we talk about smelling our grundles, our bouts with depression and anxiety, Danny's bipolar, Bo Burnham's Inside, Sweet Tooth, dating someone with mental health issues & more! Enjoy!
Published 06/15/21
On this episode, we continue our hunt for Charizard, Danny up's the Patreon ante, we discuss Logan Paul vs. Mayweather, Pride Month & more. Enjoy!!!
Published 06/08/21
 On this episode we cover it all, 69, things actually get pretty deep but also extremely hilarious, we talk about historical heroes cheating on their wives, why they get passes, The stupid Knicks & Trae Young, cancel culture, rich people not giving their kids money, Mike's hate for Jesse Eisenberg, how stupid the show Pawn Stars is & much more!
Published 06/01/21
On this episode, we ask, would you date a homeless person? We talk about Adrian's Kickback, how dumb shuffling is, weird AIRBNBs & MUCH MORE!
Published 05/25/21
     On this episode, we open Pokemon cards as 30 year old men...yeah. We also do a massive Patreon fan Q&A! Enjoy!
Published 05/18/21
On this episode, Michael almost dies from eating the hottest Gummy Bear in the world, we rank our top Robin Williams and Jim Carrey Movies, Danny shows off his new gold teeth & our Dad makes an emergency guest appearance after Michael dies, enjoy!
Published 05/11/21
On this episode, our Dad calls in, we talk about Kombucha and how much it sucks, Danny gives Mike a gift & much more! Enjoy!!
Published 05/04/21
On this episode, we talk about Mike fighting a roach to the death & a roach being called a "longipenis" we take a scientology personality test, we talk about paranormal experiences in our lives, The Oscars being mad weird & more!
Published 04/27/21
On this episode, our season finale, we set it off with a 4/20 track, talk about how weed makes us anxious, our mom calls in and tells us who her favorite child is, we talk to a patron who got paid to let a guy lick her dirty shoe & more!
Published 04/20/21
On this episode, our Mom decided she wanted to produce the show, we talk about Danny's Covid shot round two, someone stealing all his money, living in South Jersey, Our Dad's endowment, Tom Hanks not wanting to kiss Antonio Banderas & we pay tribute to life of one of our favorite artists, Earl "DMX" Simmons. Enjoy!
Published 04/13/21
On this episode, we're joined by our super hot brother Jared. We talk about Jared's move to Miami and how he's adjusting life. We dropped some UK Drill, we do a MASSIVE FAN Q&A, we get Jared to tell some crazy stories about our parents, Michael not answering the door when Jared came to visit, Bhad Babie's OnlyFans & More!
Published 04/06/21
On this episode, our Patreon reached 200 subs, so Danny dresses up as Ursula from The Little Mermaid, we talk about statues having small dongs and look up the reason why, Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren, the Evergreen boat, Michael hooks up with a 50 year old woman, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch controversy & MUCH MORE, Enjoy!
Published 03/30/21
#TheLoPriorePodcast On this episode, Michael tells his infamous toast girl story, we talk about President Biden's tumble, Kylie's GoFundMe controversy, we make a fire reggaeton song, when's the last time Michael had sex, threesomes, open relationships & more...Enjoy!!!
Published 03/23/21
On this episode, we test Michael's OCD, we talk about Michael's birthday, old school rappers, knocking on neighbors doors, weird children's toys, we leave a patron a sexy voice mail, The Power Rangers curse, Last Chance U & more!
Published 03/16/21
On this episode, we discuss Lola Bunny's "makeover", Michael dealing with his Tourette's Syndrome, Girls double farting, we have our first ever Patreon phone call, weird school assemblies & more! Enjoy!
Published 03/09/21
On this episode, we talked about how weird Kings were, The elevator girl documentary, our Dad killing us, picklephobia, plastic surgery, panic attacks from coffee, peeing in the shower & more! Enjoy!
Published 03/02/21
On this episode, we talk about Jared making us fight each other, our uncut pens, Mike's baldness and Tony Soprano recruits Hulk Hogan into the family. Enjoy!
Published 02/22/21
On this episode, Michael and Danny talk about Karens, first dates, how cheap Mike is and much much more! Enjoy!
Published 02/15/21