The Night Before Major X-Mas
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“'Twas the night before Christmas, in the Major Pod group,
Broski's in New York, with no time to poop;
Silver Balls hung on the gimmck tree with care,
In hopes that the Jakks episode soon would be aired;
Major Marks nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of BCAs danced in their heads;
SDL in her 'kerchief, Mance in his cap,
Settled Down Under for a long winter's nap;
Not Bare Minimum Selfies, not Smart Mark Twitch streams,
Come Christmas morning, there’s just one thing I need;
When on the Pod YouTube, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to YouTube I flew like a flash,
Typed in the address and hit enter so fast.
Matt, Mark, and Brian, they started the show,
Talking about figures from so long ago;
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But figures with joints that made sound you could hear;
Nineteen ninety-six, the first figures came,
And here are the first 2 series by name:
"Now, Razor! now, Diesel! now Goldust and Taker!
The Hitman! Shawn Michaels! Owen Hart and Vader!
Ultimate Warrior, fresh off his return!
(By the time the fig came out, the bridge had been burned)”
With edits from Mark, and pics from DFreedom,
The figs came to life, like the first time we’d seem ‘em;
We got box sets, and Bad Boys, and repaints galore,
But every new series just made us want more;
Signatures, Managers, and even Tag Teams,
Referees, Announcers, and Wrestling Rings;
The figures are great when you have them in hand,
Unless, of course, you want them to stand;
We still praise this line to whoever will listen,
Even if some of the figures were misses;
As the episode ended, I checked on eBay,
The price started jumping, on all BCAs;
Then the boys said, as they started to leave —
“Major Christmas to all, and to all – Let ‘Em Breathe!””Read full review »
Josephus316 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/26/23
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