Fan Pin Club Championship Update: Nothing happened. Plowsy likes butt stuff. Iggy and Dillion are heating up. Tim is moving to Jupiter. Plowsy's sister has a pad on the beach in Malibu. What states have more butt play? 

Cardinals moves have been underwhelming thus far. Big Reds and Pirates fight. Shrewsy spits bars. Richard Justice on the trade deadline. What will the Cards do? Plowtake hates the second wild card. Everybody else disagrees. Plowsy doesn't like sunset pics. Iggy has one with the Tushy Booth founder. Asking prices for trade targets. 

2004 Cardinals reunion was this past weekend. Jason Marquis and Woody Williams talk. Tony LaRussa cried when they lost in 2004. The NL Central is jam packed. Caller Adam calls in for butt pics. Hot Stove talk. Waino kissed the Cat. The Colonel predicts the Tigers will go 9-3. Big Al chimes in. EMOTD. 

Tim might barbecue some chicken-deedle-dee tonight if his back will allow. Starkville escorts. Iggy would slay in Arnold. Cletus in an otter or another gay animal. Twinks up, bears down. California city council meeting. Club Pro Guy on allowing women into men's league.

Bader demoted. All hail King Edman. An old TMA jingle. Plowsy's rival league is picking up steam. Iggy lied about his basketball stats in school newspaper. What are the Cardinals going to do? Tim and the Cat think they are looking for a starter. Gen Z dating habits. Alien relationships. The Fan Pin Club Championship is now sponsored by Michelob Ultra. An update ensues. Larry Nickel update. Shrewsbury Seminary Student.

Doug's nephew is fighter pilot of the year. He will visit DC for the ceremony. Biff brought some gifts back from Italy for all the boys. Timmy has a back ache. Cletus struck up a relationship with a fan pin twink. Cletus wears a girdle. Women want kindness from their lover, according to a survey. EMOTD.

There will be a fundraiser golf tournament for Joe Hough. The Joe Hough Memorial Golf Tournament is $75 on August 25th. Call 314-862-4884 to reserve your spot. If somebody is asking for the Fan Pin moderator's contact info, it's getting banty. Iggy makes a nice burger. Mike Lee update. Pat Maroon is the guest on the new episode of The Tim McKernan Show. Gangster Pete joins the show to talk about weeping during the interview. Cards trade deadline is approaching. What are the Cardinals options?...

TMA Live was up for snatch grabs on Thursday. Leo had grass from Mars. 35-40 people showed up at Iggy's patio party. Iggy and Biff went to see Dillion at the Hustler Club. Biff's crib is tight. Leo was handing out usb cards with Dillion "scenes." Fan Pin Club Championship update. Iggy was eliminated from the FPCC after an epic choke job. Doug is not here for it. Iggy fires off a few excuses. Don't sleep on Peg Boy. The new Swope ep is his best. 

Buck Swope chronicles the Blues getting hot and winning the Stanley Cup. Special guest Doug Vaughn joins Swope.

TMA LIVE from Hotshots on Dorsett. Blues in-game host Carlie Lawrence joins the program. Foot stuff with Jr. More Dillion. EMOTD.

TMA LIVE from Hotshots on Dorsett. Dillion Harper joins the show to celebrate Iggy's Birthday and the show's 15th anniversary. Caddyshack Trivia. Ask Dillion Anything.

Iggy's place is going to be a who's who of STL after TMA LIVE tonight. USMNT will play Uruguay at Busch. It's Iggy's birthday today. Bring gifts. Dillion digs the Igg. EMOTD.

A boxer was killed due to injuries sustained in the ring. Blood sport discussion. The guys talk about Bogart's bar. The olds talk about where they used to party. Doug is the Prince of Blends. Rammer is the Duke of Transitions. The new hockey facility will be first class. Seinfeld talk. Bo Bellinsky discussion. Starlets don't look at stats, they look at size. Old timey fashion discussion. Doug could've been English Royalty.

Billiken Bob is in the house. Mike Shannon is the man. Baseball games are too long. Old man barber shop talk. Rammer ate at Kemol's last night. Cardinals discussion. Who goes down when Carp returns. Are there any trade options? Who should be the closer? Why doesn't anybody throw the knuckle ball anymore? Bros before hoes. Chicks before dicks. Iggy threw poop at a neighbor's door. Said neighbor cut down Iggy's sunflowers. More patio logistics. Sunflower struggles.

Pepperdine has a pretty sweet Malibu campus. Expensive college talk. There is a #freedotem sign in The Ryan Kelley's new commercials. What are quiet hours? Jim and Cat discuss their diet habits. EMOTD.

Roller coaster discussion. Classic rock bands talk. Iggy misses Tim. There will be no food at Iggy's patio party. Shanghai Red's traumatized Iggy. 

Doug doesn't like to pack or unpack. Plowsy is excited to move to Tower Grove. Movers ruined Iggy's memorabilia with stickers. Doug thought he got robbed while moving. Patio logistics. Greek and Lebanese culture discussion. Cards/Carp discussion. Thoughts and prayers go out to everyone at Normandie.

Iggy sings. Trademark discussion. Will Gloria live on? Iggy's patio logistics. Biff has gifts from Italy for the dais. He'll be at Iggy's patio party. Biff slept with a bride's maid and groom's man. Biff is pounding booze at the airport bar right now. EMOTD.

Iggy ruins A Star is Born for Gangster Pete and anybody that hasn't seen it. When was the last time you had a good cry. The dais responds. Plowsy cries because of animal rescue videos. Iggy does a great job acquiring auction items for charity. Gaga likes to bowl. Doug has one glossy. Macy's talk. Iggy has a Stallions jersey.

Fantasy debate between Doug and Plowsy. Cards are getting hot, baby. Doug watched Bachelorette instead of the Cardinals. More like Hose Martinez, right? Cardinals discussion. Callers share their thoughts. Nicksy calls in from the hospital to report on the WWE. 

Ferris Wheel discussion. The guys complain about The Open. Iggy's bowling career. He had several girls at each house. EMOTD. 

The Cardinals are on a bit of a roll. If we can just get hot, we can win this baby! PlowTake gets banty. Bader talk. Bikini Open. Dog chat.

Doug and the Cat are in today. The Cat had a 5 hour delay for his flight back to STL this morning. TMA Live is Thursday at the Dorsett Hotshots. In addition to being the toughest ticket in town, an exclusive after-party on Iggy's patio will be the social event of the season. Iggy ran out to his car in his underwear this morning. The Cardinals are charging. Plowsy went to the Muny and a Hibachi restaurant this weekend. Fan Pin Club Championship update. Stealing packages. We revisit the time...

People can't believe Iggy still pays with checks. Venmo has been great for drug dealers and their customers. Will STL get another PGA event? The guys discuss. Drops of the Week. Cuts of the Week. EMOTD.

Iggy misses Tim. Doug likes to party. Iggy does not. Iggy fell into a hole at Hedo. Like a hole in the ground. He woke up to so much blood, he feared his anger may had gotten the best of him. Marconi Awards discussion. Jay Jr. is down on radio and newspapers. Stash calls in to debate the dais. Media discussion. Francesa talks golf. Iggy doesn't go to the Kirkwood Schnucks because he doesn't think they will accept his checks.