Woah! What happened? I could have sworn it was just yesterday that our last episode went up...but we must have got caught up in some kind of quantum tornado time machine or something! Anyhoo, the boys brought an honorary Bluff onto the show this time, and we think you're really gonna like him....

The Bluffs are watching a movie called Top Gun this episode. I don't think anyone's heard of it, and I don't think anyone will hear of it again. It's a real spiral down the thought of what movies can be green-lit, and I don't think anyone left the set with a job.

Listeners, I think we can all agree on one thing in this God-forsaken life: parents stink! Thankfully, the Bluffs are here to help you work out all that angst through  a story of taking back power from those that gave you life to begin with, with a little help from some automatons that took the...