Woah! What happened? I could have sworn it was just yesterday that our last episode went up...but we must have got caught up in some kind of quantum tornado time machine or something! Anyhoo, the boys brought an honorary Bluff onto the show this time, and we think you're really gonna like him. His name is Joshua James Jackson, and he makes some killer music. Go check out his album "Living The Dream", and listen to it front to back. It's funny too, but more so like "haha this is a great...

The Bluffs are watching a movie called Top Gun this episode. I don't think anyone's heard of it, and I don't think anyone will hear of it again. It's a real spiral down the thought of what movies can be green-lit, and I don't think anyone left the set with a job.

Listeners, I think we can all agree on one thing in this God-forsaken life: parents stink! Thankfully, the Bluffs are here to help you work out all that angst through  a story of taking back power from those that gave you life to begin with, with a little help from some automatons that took the concept of "skin-walker" a little too seriously. I've heard of a bris, but this is ridiculous! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok:...

Happy BOO year everyone! Oops, did I scare you? The Bluffs have a bat-tacular episode this week. It's the instant cult classic of 2022, the belle of the ball: Morbius. Jared Let-us in on his little world, his Jared Little world, and we're here to stay! Morbius every episode, baby! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

The Bluffs are back, and they’re blazin’, baby! They love this movie just about as much as they love the taste of that crispy, Cali Kush. But uh oh…the future they spin seems to be free of that great great ganj, and it’s up to two unlikely heroes to make sure that doesn’t happen. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Uh oh, you thought spooky season was over, but The Bluffs are here to rope you right back in! This week they take you down a river of romance, with a dash of spectral spice…let’s hope you don’t just scream yourself to death while listening >:)

Wow, I just listened to this episode, and it's left me hungry! This week, The Bluffs whisk us off into a covert mission held between America's top diner franchises, all while snackin' continental and with a sun-roof flapjack! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Uh oh! The bluffs are tackling two of Reagan's least favorite issues in this episode: drugs, and rap battles! Will they be able to bob and weave their way through these eggshell issues? Of course, they're actually not that sensitive of issues, and I was just trying to build some suspense.

This week, the Bluffs find a secret prequel to the X-Men franchise: the gritty tale of a doctor scorned not by his peers, but by the hubris of his desire for his white whale. HOT POINTS: Undergraduate Xavier, spider vision...spider butt maybe?

Woah! Hope y'all have your sweet teeth ready to rip, the Bluffs are taking you on a tour through an old classic! Daniel Day Lewis has his work cut out for him in his role of a lifetime this episode when he strikes a chocolate deposit, and becomes the world's premiere Candy Baron. HOT POINTS: Crushing cans for God, Dean Puldapart, and "can you think of anything sweeter?"

Two humble street magicians try their best to make it to the top. One's up there, making millions, the other's down here wishing he could be killing him. Come take a ride with us on a horse named "Jealousy" as we see what one man is willing to do for success. Instagram: @themoviebluffs TikTok: @themoviebluffs email: [email protected] Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themoviebluffs

This week the boys find themselves deep in the mud with a rag tag country boy that teaches some life lessons, and just take each situation as they come to them. HOT POINTS: Hobo genie, Darla Debbie Dupont Delilah Peppercorn, and the price of true love.

Hoo boy, the Bluffs really got themselves twisted up in this tale...they turn a simple story of infidelity into a raucous trek through time. Well...just a couple days, that is. HOT POINTS: Tornado time travel, French spunk musk, and UNOFFICIAL SPONSOR: @bang.stickers! Check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/themoviebluffs

Oh boy, I hope y'all are in the Christmas spirit! The Bluffs take you down a road towards killing one of America's most beloved Capitalist symbols himself: ole Saint Nick. HOT POINTS: Easter Island habitat, questionable German accents, and a couple plane rides gone cruelly awry.

You always thought "I.T." stood for "Internet Tonnection", but this week the boys create a new definition of the acronym: Identity Theft. HOT POINTS: All paper coding, hot Pierce-on-wall action, and jimmy rigging a wi-fi hack.

This week, The Bluffs find themselves in the middle of the nineties, where hacking was the craze, and the pizza was free flowing. HOT POINTS: A family legacy pizza website, Sandra Bullock the gamer girl, and gas powered internet.

In this week's episode, the Bluffs tackle the sea life, with all the charm of Frank Sinatra, and all the Marine Biology knowledge of George Castanza. HOT POINTS: Possible false Alzheimer's, a half man/half shark experiment gone wrong, and Samuel L. Jackson just along for the ride.

This week, the boys take you on journey through time, both the future, AND the past! Kurt Russell and his horny little sidekick find love, and hate, in the distant future, and try to get by in a world more metallic than they're used to. HOT POINTS: Robethany, a human poker bet, and Russell's big block head.

This week, the boys teach you a bit about American. Namely, the tragic tale of two much-beloved vigilantes, and the road to stardom two detectives take to catch them. HOT POINTS: Flashback mania, a failed band, and some good ole Chicago deep dish.

In this episode, the bluffs follow Barack Obama (portrayed by Peter Dinklage) in his post-presidential escapades.  HOT POINTS: Lawless flotilla, Ibizan DJing, and innovations to equestrian sports.

This week, the boys delve deep into the psyche of a man with a secret. A saucy little secret. He'll do anything to keep his shame his own. HOT POINTS: Spaghetti snafu, Buscemi's forgotten funeral, and efficient butter pumping.

This week, the boys have to deal with some SPOOOKY aliens! Those little freaks love watching people guzzle down a glizzy or two. HOT POINTS: Competitive eating, fake Kobayashi, and Nic Cage's incredible power stance.

On this episode The Movie Bluffs take Haley Joel Osment's giant teeth on a tour through MLM Management. HOT POINTS: Kevin Spacey. So many Kevin Spacey jokes. I'm so sorry.

On this episode, the boys find themselves in the middle of a tale of kidnapping, loss, and the supernatural. HOT POINTS: Romanian voodoo, Macaulay Culkin, and a punch bowl from hell!