We're back, unfortunately. This one is about cattle mutilations. Its not recommended that you listen to it nor should you tell someone to listen to it.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/notsafeforwork/support

We fulfill some promises in this one. They are stupid trash promises. But they are promises. It's probably about time you stop listening now right?

We are back with a new season unfortunately. We have new segments and sh!t. People like segments right? Anyway. Nothing changes. Don't listen to this season either.

We took a break. We forgot to put up our last episode of the season. This one is about animals again, but like...dead animals. So obviously you can skip this one. We'll be back with a new season unfortunately. Whatever.

We talk about BDE in this one. It's really stupid. No need to listen.

We talk about fraud in this one. Drew gives his opinions about fraud. That's why we are calling this episode Drewpinions. We're very clever. Just kidding, we're idiots. Don't listen.

We talk about slavery in this one. All kinds. We also talk about puppies but don't let that persuade you to listen to this episode. It's still garbage and we're garbage.

Drew got a Brazilian wax from the amazing Matt Leyes at Men's Grooming Parlor in Chicago so we talk about that. Matt is amazing, but we are trash people. Just a friendly reminder not to listen to this podcast.

We talk about gangs and the fun stuff they do to anyone who wants to join. We also started a gang so we shouldn't need to tell you, don't listen to this.

We talk about things that shouldn't be in you, 911 calls. And some other s#it. Nothing matters. You shouldn't be listening anyway.

We have the beautiful host of the podcast Lifetime Uncorked Patrick Serrano on this one. His podcast is better than this one. Listen to that one instead. Also, we talk about dirty nasty toys.

This one is about body modification. Consider skipping this one, and all others forever.

In this one we talk about people puttin' weird s#it in other people's food. Not even worth it to be honest. You can stop listening now.

We talk about parasites in this one. We don't condone listening to this episode. Actually...please don't.

We promised last week we would talk about the new drug Krokodil. We kept our promise despite the fact that we told you not to listened to the last episode. Stop listening to this garbage.

We talk about drugs in this one. And there's some light demon talk. Don't even worry about this one.

Universehead producer/engineer/Sharla's husband Patrick Hale joins us in being terrible to talk about incest. Along with a new segment "Everything is Garbage and Nothing Matters". It doesn't matter though. Hopefully you're not listening to this dumpster fire of a podcast.

We talk about some traditions around the world that need to f**king stop.  Friendly reminder: Stop listening to this podcast.

We talk about religion. It's a very inappropriate thing to talk about. You probably don't want to listen to this one.

We talk about donkeys on this one so, obviously you can skip this one and listen to another podcast instead. We recommend Doc Hard or something.

Drew is out this time around, but Sharla still gives the filth with guest host Brett Mannes from Comic Book Queers podcast. Brett is disgusting, don't even worry about listening to this one. Comic Book Queers is great though. Listen to that show instead.

We make death look sexy. Just kidding. There is nothing sexy about this episode. Just a reminder...don't listen to this podcast anymore.

We talk about some terrible home remedies. You know what's not a good remedy? This podcast. You can skip this one and just go see a doctor instead.

In this bonus episode Patrick Hale (Co-owner and Co-producer of Universehead Podcast Network sits down with SNL alumni and screenwriter Tim Kazurinsky.