George A. Hirliman Productions released Reefer Madness in 1936 and 1938. Louis J. Gasnier directed the film starring Dorothy Short, Kenneth Craig, and Lillian Miles. ‘Reefer Madness’ 30-Second Summary Reefer Madness also known as Tell Your Kids is the classic cautionary tale as told by a high school principal to a bunch of parents at a PTA meeting. Mae and Jack are dastardly accomplices in the distribution of marijuana. Mae uses her womanly charms to seduce some local high school students...

Paramount Pictures released The Love Guru to theaters on June 20, 2008. Marco Schnabel directed the film starring Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, and Romany Malco. ‘The Love Guru’ 30-Second Summary In The Love Guru Pitka has always wanted to be a guru since the age of 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, disapproves of his reason for wanting to become one, and make him wear a chastity belt until he learns to love himself. Years pass, and Guru Pitka lives in America. He wants to appear on the Oprah Show...

Warner Bros. released A Christmas Story 2 to video on October 30, 2012. Brian Levant directed the film starring Daniel Stern, Braeden Lemasters, and Stacey Travis. ‘A Christmas Story 2’ 30-Second Summary The original, traditional, one-hundred-percent, red-blooded, two-fisted, All-American Christmas continues five years later with Ralphie, Randy, mom and the Old Man. This time, Ralphie has his eyes fixed on a car. But trouble is sure to follow. Read the full movie summary here, and add the...

Warner Bros. released A Christmas Story 2 to video on October 30, 2012. Brian Levant directed the film starring Daniel Stern, Braeden Lemasters, and Stacey Travis. ‘A Christmas Story 2’ 30-Second Summary The original, traditional, one-hundred-percent, red-blooded, two-fisted, All-American Christmas continues five years later with Ralphie, Randy, mom and the Old Man. This time, Ralphie has his eyes fixed on a car. But trouble is sure to follow. Read the full movie summary here, and add the...

Malibu Bay Films released L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach in 1998 sometime. Andy Sidaris directed the film starring Julie Strain, Rodrigo Obregón, and Julie K. Smith. ‘L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach’ Movie Summary In L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach, the L.E.T.H.A.L. Agency successfully deploys a deep space crime-detection satellite while undercover Agent Ava watches on from the KSXY Radio station in Hawaii. Back at the Agency’s headquarters, a woman...

Malibu Bay Films released L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach in 1998 sometime. Andy Sidaris directed the film starring Julie Strain, Rodrigo Obregón, and Julie K. Smith. ‘L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach’ Movie Summary In L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach, the L.E.T.H.A.L. Agency successfully deploys a deep space crime-detection satellite while undercover Agent Ava watches on from the KSXY Radio station in Hawaii. Back at the Agency’s headquarters, a woman...

21st Century Film Corporation released Captain America on December 14, 1990 in the UK and July 22, 1992 in the United States. Albert Pyun directed the film starring Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, and Ned Beatty. ‘Captain America’ 30-Second Summary Captain America begins in 1936. A Nazi experiment transforms a young Italian boy into an angry supersoldier named Red Skull. The lead scientist, Dr. Maria Vaselli, doesn’t like the way the Nazis use her invention. She escapes them, and flees to...

21st Century Film Corporation released Captain America on December 14, 1990 in the UK and July 22, 1992 in the United States. Albert Pyun directed the film starring Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, and Ned Beatty. ‘Captain America’ 30-Second Summary Captain America begins in 1936. A Nazi experiment transforms a young Italian boy into an angry supersoldier named Red Skull. The lead scientist, Dr. Maria Vaselli, doesn’t like the way the Nazis use her invention. She escapes them, and flees to...

Malibu Bay Films released Day of the Warrior in 1996 sometime. Andy Sidaris directed the film starring Kevin Light, Cristian Letelier, and Julie Strain. ‘Day of the Warrior’ Movie Summary In the Day of the Warrior, an unknown enemy has once again breached poor L.E.T.H.A.L. Agency’s Headquarters. The thief manages to managed to break into their computer system, and tamper with classified documents about the Agency’s agents. The man behind this cyber attack is none other than a former CIA...

Malibu Bay Films released Day of the Warrior in 1996 sometime. Andy Sidaris directed the film starring Kevin Light, Cristian Letelier, and Julie Strain. ‘Day of the Warrior’ Movie Summary In the Day of the Warrior, an unknown enemy has once again breached poor L.E.T.H.A.L. Agency’s Headquarters. The thief manages to managed to break into their computer system, and tamper with classified documents about the Agency’s agents. The man behind this cyber attack is none other than a former CIA...

Universal Pictures released Halloween III: Season of the Witch on October 22, 1982. Tommy Lee Wallace directed the film starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, and Dan O’Herlihy. ‘Halloween III: Season of the Witch’ Movie Summary Eight days before Halloween, Silver Shamrock’s Season of the Witch begins. Two men in suits chase Harry Grimbridge down a deserted Northern California road. After killing one of the suits, Grimbridge collapses at a nearby gas station—still clutching a jack-o’-lantern...

Universal Pictures released Halloween III: Season of the Witch on October 22, 1982. Tommy Lee Wallace directed the film starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, and Dan O’Herlihy. ‘Halloween III: Season of the Witch’ Movie Summary Eight days before Halloween, Silver Shamrock’s Season of the Witch begins. Two men in suits chase Harry Grimbridge down a deserted Northern California road. After killing one of the suits, Grimbridge collapses at a nearby gas station—still clutching a jack-o’-lantern...

Malibu Bay Films released The Dallas Connection on September 2, 1994. Christian Drew Sidaris (as Drew Sidaris) wrote and directed the film starring Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, and Julie Strain. ‘The Dallas Connection’ Movie Summary Someone is assassinating esteemed scientists throughout the world before a major scientific convention in Dallas, Texas. All that is known is that the killings have something to do with the upcoming International World Arms Removal project. It’s a big,...

Malibu Bay Films released The Dallas Connection on September 2, 1994. Christian Drew Sidaris (as Drew Sidaris) wrote and directed the film starring Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, and Julie Strain. ‘The Dallas Connection’ Movie Summary Someone is assassinating esteemed scientists throughout the world before a major scientific convention in Dallas, Texas. All that is known is that the killings have something to do with the upcoming International World Arms Removal project. It’s a big,...

The Cannon Group released Masters of the Universe on August 7, 1987. Gary Goddard directed the film starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and Meg Foster. ‘Masters of the Universe’ Movie Summary Masters of the Universe begins on the planet Eternia. Skeletor and his minions have launched a surprise attack on Castle Grayskull, and captured the Sorceress. All that remains between Skeletor and unlimited power is a shirtless blond beauty named He-Man. So, Skeletor has his army attack our hero...

The Cannon Group released Masters of the Universe on August 7, 1987. Gary Goddard directed the film starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and Meg Foster. ‘Masters of the Universe’ Movie Summary Masters of the Universe begins on the planet Eternia. Skeletor and his minions have launched a surprise attack on Castle Grayskull, and captured the Sorceress. All that remains between Skeletor and unlimited power is a shirtless blond beauty named He-Man. So, Skeletor has his army attack our hero...

Malibu Bay Films released Enemy Gold in June 1993 or maybe June of 1994. They aren’t clear. Christian Drew Sidaris (as Drew Sidaris) wrote and directed the film starring Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, and Suzi Simpson. ‘Enemy Gold’ Movie Summary Enemy Gold begins during the United States Civil War in the Big Pines Forest of Texas. Two Confederate soldiers go behind enemy lines and steal some gold from the Yanks. They then head deep into the woods, and bury the gold at the base of a tree...

Malibu Bay Films released Enemy Gold in June 1993 or maybe June of 1994. They aren’t clear. Christian Drew Sidaris (as Drew Sidaris) wrote and directed the film starring Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, and Suzi Simpson. ‘Enemy Gold’ Movie Summary Enemy Gold begins during the United States Civil War in the Big Pines Forest of Texas. Two Confederate soldiers go behind enemy lines and steal some gold from the Yanks. They then head deep into the woods, and bury the gold at the base of a tree...

Buena Vista Pictures Distribution released Cabin Boy on January 7, 1994. Adam Resnick directed the film starring Chris Elliott, Ritch Brinkley, and James Gammon. ‘Cabin Boy’ Movie Summary Cabin Boy begins as Nathaniel Mayweather, the most arrogant, self-centered virgin you will ever meet, graduates finishing school. His father sends a limo driver to take him to the ship, the Queen Catherine, which will then sail to Hawaii where Nathaniel will work for his father. However, Nathaniel quickly...

Buena Vista Pictures Distribution released Cabin Boy on January 7, 1994. Adam Resnick directed the film starring Chris Elliott, Ritch Brinkley, and James Gammon. ‘Cabin Boy’ Movie Summary Cabin Boy begins as Nathaniel Mayweather, the most arrogant, self-centered virgin you will ever meet, graduates finishing school. His father sends a limo driver to take him to the ship, the Queen Catherine, which will then sail to Hawaii where Nathaniel will work for his father. However, Nathaniel quickly...

Malibu Bay Films released Fit to Kill on October 27, 1993. Andy Sidaris wrote and directed the film starring Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, and Bruce Penhall. ‘Fit to Kill’ Movie Summary Fit to Kill begins in a waterfall in Hawaii. L.E.T.H.A.L. agents, Donna and Nicole, relax in a pool next to their guns. An alarm goes off, and the girls leave for cat and mouse paintball exercise outside of Las Vegas. They defeat Bruce and Shane three games to none. As the girls go one way, and the boys...

Malibu Bay Films released Fit to Kill on October 27, 1993. Andy Sidaris wrote and directed the film starring Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, and Bruce Penhall. ‘Fit to Kill’ Movie Summary Fit to Kill begins in a waterfall in Hawaii. L.E.T.H.A.L. agents, Donna and Nicole, relax in a pool next to their guns. An alarm goes off, and the girls leave for cat and mouse paintball exercise outside of Las Vegas. They defeat Bruce and Shane three games to none. As the girls go one way, and the boys...

Warner Bros. released Catwoman on July 23, 2004. Pitof directed the film starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, and Benjamin Bratt. ‘Catwoman’ Movie Summary Catwoman – or should I say “the movie that took the title of a beloved comic and created its own litter box with the character” – is a film that Julie Newmar would roll over in her grave if she watched this POS, directed by a single-named director that nobody remembers because they walked out long before the credits rolled. The movie...

Warner Bros. released Catwoman on July 23, 2004. Pitof directed the film starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, and Benjamin Bratt. ‘Catwoman’ Movie Summary Catwoman – or should I say “the movie that took the title of a beloved comic and created its own litter box with the character” – is a film that Julie Newmar would roll over in her grave if she watched this POS, directed by a single-named director that nobody remembers because they walked out long before the credits rolled. The movie...