This week, Paul and Mike discuss the controversial conspiracy episode, door-melting gravy, and apartment timeshares. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul and the Mr. X aka Truth Seeker aka The Truth Finder aka The Man Who Pierces the Veil of the Shadows tell the real news, FINALLY. What percent of birds are real? Princess Diana's death is finally revealed! Who's in charge of the man? The truth is finally established on this brand new podcast.

This week Paul and Mike discuss the aquarium heist further, as well as conning bird watchers and teaching scammers to talk Minnesotan. Want to take a Minnesotan accent class? Visit us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul really brought his A game this week and I'm very proud of him. We discuss his ideas for recycled bread beer, sun dried bread bricks and more. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike argue about camping gear and crappy apartment gyms. Can they overcome their differences? Is this the end of the show? Probably not. Tell 'em not to end it all at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Whoo! Its a scorcher today! Lets head down to the basement and cool off... With some people that we've kidnapped. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss plans to scam Judge Judy, and make bank on Kickstarter. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul still wants out of the basement, but first we got to make an episode. This ones aboit shady dentists and a new meaty res-tultants. Contact us on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul's relationship with mike's aunt is starting to get weird. Desperate to talk about anything else, Mike asks Paul about his new landscaping crime ideas. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The boys are back in Auntie Donna-Marias basement. Paul's got some ideas for quick getaways form the cops, and some of them are good?! Just go to the website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Paul's out of prison! Does that mean his trial went well? Let's find out! Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com. The "is" in the title is not capitalized out of protest.

It's time for Paul's appeal. But before he represents himself again, Judge Cornelius J. Haypenny wants to have a few words with Paul.

Another week, another trip to see Paul in prison. To lift Paul's spirits, Mike discusses his plan for an upcoming heist. Tell us your favorite fish at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Mike makes another visit to see Paul in prison. Together they discuss qualities Paul wants in his lawyer. Apply yourself at theperfectcrimepodcast.com

Paul finally got to test out one of his crimes, and now he's in prison. Mike visits to try and make sense of the last week. Write in your escape plans at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

After a few weeks of troubles, Paul and Mike are back on top of the mountain. Or at least Mike is, Paul has some crimes that he thinks are good. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Mikes in trouble again and now he's on the run. Or at least he's trying to run, but Paul is holding his escape hostage until he listens to his fresh new crimes. Turn Mike in on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, Paul and Mike try to break in to the beauty industry with a lightning-round of crimes. Contact us on our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss political cartoons that make Mike laugh, wizards selling energy drinks to high school students, and how to make a lime lick. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discuss a new form of tanning, a SAP for the ages, and we narrowly avoid cancellation with bathroom crimes. Email us at [email protected].

This week Paul and Mike discuss opening a magic store, and crafting a better chop shop experience. Send an email to Magic Mike on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week, A three course meal of rest-ultants. Send us your perfect tiramisu recipe on theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Please excuse the technical difficulties, it's nobody's fault, except maybe Paul. This week we're all about taste testing soups, and hanging outside of corner stores. Tell Paul about his s****y microphone set up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike take a trip to the eye doctor, as well as exploring step 2 of the only replica of The Great Pyramids of Giza in Minnesota.

Mike needs some cash quick, let's see how much money we can make at the grocery store. www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com