Episodes
Surprise again! We're still not dead! 2021 has gone, shall we say, poorly, but things have finally steadied out enough to get an episode done! We're too scared of jinxing ourselves to say anything about that state of affairs continuing, but hope springs eternal.This time around, join us for the conclusion of everyone's No Good Very Bad Night at Restormir, a moment that may be a contender for Jame's worst, and Tori taking the Grimly Holt for a fairly literal ride.
Published 09/14/21
Surprise! We're not dead! Thank you all so much for your patience while our lives got wildly out of control, we're so excited to be back! After our unexpected hiatus, welcome back and join us for the continuation of the No Good Very Bad Night in Restormir, Brier's ongoing existential crisis, and the question of what, exactly, Lyra Lackwit has been up to lately!
Published 04/09/21
This week, join us for the start of Jame and Brier's No Good Very Bad Night in Restormir, Kindrie's ongoing collection of secrets, and the very first appearance of the very best girl, Rue!Also, stay tuned at the end for an exciting update about what Gabe is doing with their time and why this episode took SO very long to go up!
Published 11/14/20
This week, join us as Bane puts in another appearance, we rhapsodize over Brier Ironthorn, and Tori scares everyone!
Published 09/25/20
This week, join us for a history lesson, the birth of the Rawneth Hate Brigade, and frogs!
Published 08/07/20
This week, join us as Jame makes her escape from the Knorth, Kindrie makes his from the Randir, and several trees make theirs from the Riverlands.
Published 07/03/20
This week, join us for Jame's latest architectural destruction, a serious loss of face, and Tori finally getting the sword to work.
Published 06/09/20
This week, join us as that prediction of Torisen's comes true in dramatic fashion--a shadow, some assassins, and a memorial all come to Gothregor, and Jame takes off the mask.
Published 05/10/20
This week, join us as we meet M'Lady Kallystine, we get emotional about Brenwyr and Aerulan, and Gabriel gets in touch with their inner Labrador retriever.
Published 04/22/20
For the start of Seeker's Mask, join us as we kick off Jame's time in the Women's World with chaos, tragedy, and a fall down some stairs! Also, stay tuned after the outro for an update on episode releases during the Covid-19 outbreak.
Published 03/30/20
In this episode, we have an hour and a half of basically just Hanging Out And Chatting. Spoileriffic topics include Bane, Kindrie, Ashe, Tai-tastigon, and several houses of the Kencyrath. If you're looking for plot or narrative cohesion of any kind, you won't find it here--give us a couple weeks and join us for Sections I-III of Part I of Seeker's Mask (the chapters are going to get a bit weird, but bear with us).
Published 03/04/20
This week, we're finishing up Dark of the Moon, and chatting about our plans for a special episode before the next book!
Published 02/14/20
This week, join us for the aftermath of the Battle of the Cataracts. Jame and Tori face consequences and each other, and we actually start crying about it (and also about Tyrandis).
Published 01/30/20
In this week's episode, join us as all hell breaks loose on the Cataracts, people die, and we both get really, really emotional about it.
Published 01/16/20
This week, join your very sleepy hosts as we wax nonsensical about battle plans, talk up Tyrandis' brilliance, and debate Graykin's life choices. Also, Jame and Tori are finally within a hundred feet of each other, and nothing is okay.
Published 12/28/19
In this absolutely wild episode, Jame and Tori finally show up in the same chapter (although not the same place) and everything goes directly to hell.
Published 12/11/19
This week, Torisen starts to slip into the dark, we meet a new friend, and Ardeth plays spider to Kindrie's fly.
Published 11/09/19
This week, Jame gets answers, and we have a meltdown about Tyrandis.
Published 10/23/19
This week, Torisen fights a war with his past, a war with the dead, and a war with a rock, in more or less that order.
Published 10/11/19
This week, Jame gets lost (again), finds a portal to a dark place, and finally starts to get a handle on her past.
Published 09/27/19
This week, join us as Torisen plays Machiavelli, Kindrie continues to be the best person in the Kencyrath, and Gabe loses their necklace privileges.
Published 09/12/19
This week, join us as Jame, Jorin, and Marc explore more of the Anarchies than they bargained for, solve an old mystery, make an unusual friend, and get up-close & personal with MC Escher.
Published 09/02/19
This week, join us for Fantasy Politics and a whole host of new characters!
Published 08/16/19
This week, join us as Jame almost makes a terrible mistake, Marc gets to show off his brilliance, and the pair of them run into a Bethesda glitch, also featuring the latest in Gabe's heraldic fixation.
Published 07/23/19