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Chewing gum, brownie ants, Mother’s Day, and more clean comedy for you and the whole family! Fake sponsor You’ll have to listen! Random Noodle Updates Jeremy stores gum for the apocalypse. Jenny eats eats with brownies. Daniel shares more about the fake sponsor. Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

Daniel is bald, Jeremy is back from California, and we’re back with the clean-comedy podcast! Fake sponsor When you hate someone so much you want to rip out their hair—LOCKS OF LOATHE. A simple call is all it takes, and an unlucky leprechaun will prance to your enemy’s location and pull out their hair while creepily whispering your name. Locks of Loathe can’t guarantee your satisfaction, but we can guarantee your enemy will know your name! Random Noodle Updates Daniel broke a...

Hold your Facebook reactions and grab some friends as you listen to this family friendly, clean-comedy podcast! IMPORTANT: We’re very grateful for our supporters, but we need your help to reach a milestone goal again before we can continue the podcast. Fake sponsor Emotions: now available in more than one flavor! Facebook’s new reactions? What do you think of Facebook’s new reactions emoji? Random Noodle Updates * Daniel shares the latest updates on his hair and nail regrowth,...

Hear Daniel’s newest, most-embarrassing story that happened at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). Fake sponsor Pumpkin Spice—We’re now paying you to buy the rest of the Pumpkin Spice everything we’re still desperate to get rid of. Random Noodle Updates This episode is all about Daniel’s visit to Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). He shares stories about staying healthy, staying busy, and staying well-hydrated. Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us...

We’re back with a new TV and a great marriage! Random Noodle Updates Daniel and Jenny have a great marriage, which is why there haven’t been more episodes and why Jeremy is back. And the marriage is so great, they got a new TV on Christmas Eve.   Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the black nails, black Fridays, long-haired hippies, and other racist-Friday shoppers with their ugly Christmas sweaters! Fake sponsor BLACK “FLYDAY”! THE TIME OF YEAR YOU START TO BE THANKFUL UNTIL YOU NEED THAT WAFFLE IRON AND YOU’LL KILL FOR IT! Random Noodle Updates Daniel gave a hair and nails update. Jenny shared a special story, inspired by Strongbad’s “Everybody to the Limit“: Once upon a time, there were two fawns named Moop and Mortimer. Moop was a...

You might not want to listen to this bone-crushing clean-comedy if you have a weak constitution,  weak declaration of independence, or weak healthcare. Fake sponsor When you’re too cheap to use black nail polish this Halloween, try Blood Nails! Have our special DIY kit delivered directly to your door! Once you receive our patented Blood Nails kit, simply pound the hammer-looking applicator onto your favorite fingers, wait 30 minutes, and you’ll have blackened nails for free! Get Blood...

We’re back! We share some short stories from when Jenny went on a vacation without Daniel. ## Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others find the podcast! Please rate and especially write a review for us in iTunes.

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Big news about the future of the Ramen Noodle podcast and videos! Plus, live calls to celebrate our 200th clean-comedy episode! Fake sponsor When your nose knows no nostrils and your  knees need neat kneading, never neither nefariously nail nor negligently negate Noble Ned’s Ninja Needles for nurturing your nerves! Neither Nether nor Norse nurses nearly notice the needless nagging of nausea after only ninety nanoseconds of knocking down Noble Ned’s Ninja Needles. Nay, nary a naval nun need...

Ramen noodles do strange things in your stomach and to interstates. Grab your spam and enjoy this clean-comedy! Random Noodle Updates Daniel is spamming the spammers. Noodles in the News Scientists Reveal Ramen Noodles Cause Heart Disease, Stroke & Metabolic Syndrome Here’s the boring source video, with fun music! Ramen Noodle Truck Crash Blocks I-95. What would you do with a truckload of ramen noodles? Thanks for the iTunes reviews! Your reviews encourage us and help others...

Close your flue, bandage your fingers, and explode your urinals as you join us for this clean-comedy podcast! Visit Lynda.com/noodle for a free trial and learn something new today! Fake sponsor THIS EPISODE OF THE RAMEN NOODLE IS SPONSORED BY THE ALL CAPS ASSOCIATION… FOR EVERY SINGLE STRONG EMOTION YOU CAN POSSIBLY TRY TO CONVEY IN A TEXT MESSAGE! Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s fingers get mysteriously cut. SEO recording: changing wardrobes, focus, ring, Carbon monoxide...

Tragedy at Goasis, tragedy at home, hot-pepper orchestra, Natalie Portman, and Feliz Navidad! Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s new job is The Butler, and he done it. Jeremy loses things in amazing public restrooms, like Goasis. Feedback  Hey guys, I have a funny story you guys would probably like. I have two birds, dinkleman the parakeet, and Nigel the cockatiel. They are both really weird. I’ll start with Nigel. You see, he really likes feet. Like a lot. It’s actually really creepy....

Get ready for Christmas with our last clean-comedy podcast of the year! Fake sponsor: Chocobasco Are you a man’s man who wants to enjoy chocolate without sacrificing any manliness? CHOCOBASCO! Chocobasco combines a smooth, chocolate shell WITH THE RAGING BURN OF TABASCO. When you want chocolate without criticism, EAT CHOCOBASCO. Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s hair is making him look forward to baldness. How to make hot cocoa more manly. Pre-washed pancakes (remember the washed chicken...

Happy Thanksgiving! We share some Thanksgiving stories, a surprising Old Testament instrument resurrected, and our own accidental Frozen parody song. Fake sponsor This episode doth be brought to thee by ye olde Authorized King James Version. Random Noodle Updates Daniel had four Thanksgivings but no leftovers. Almost got a free hearing test from a guy that was being overly compassionate. A hair almost ruined Thanksgiving. And Daniel maybe have ruined EagleCoach95. Commercial break We at...

Jeremy’s gone and he must’ve given our technology a virus! We gripe and have fun, mostly about technology issues. Our podcast producer, John Bukenas, fills in for Jeremy. Random Noodle Updates Daniel is suffering from repeat computer repair—”YOU HAD ONE JOB, REPAIR CENTER!” John is stove-topless. ## 6 ways to deal with the technologically challenged * Tell them to give it 24 hours, and then try rebooting. Repeat until solved. * Pretend you don’t understand the problem, either. *...

Take a walk down memory lane and discover your childhood toys are worth a fortune. Grab your Oreos for this clean-comedy podcast! Fake sponsor Did you ever dare to wonder, to dream what it would be like to be in control of your stuff? Do long to feel the free from having others dole out your stuff? Isn’t it time you stop letting someone else decide how much stuff you deserve? Introducing Stuff-It-Yourself Chocolate Sandwich Cookies. You get 4 sleeves of cookies and a bucket of stuff. Do...

Cool people wear fedoras—Carmen Sandiego,  Dick Tracy, and Indiana Jones. If you want to be cool, buy a curved TV and listen to this clean-comedy podcast. Fake sponsor Love Letters from Mimes. Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s dealing with broken glasses and looks like a crazy man who talks about nothing, but makes it funny. ## The Amazoning Noodle Suggested by our producer, John Bukenas: 4.0 out of 5 stars Amazing TV. I only give it 4 stars because …, September 1, 2014 By...

Parallel-universe moments, a Minecraft promise, symbiotic relationships, and more clean comedy in this podcast! Fake sponsor (Inspired by Logan) This episode is brought to you by The oPad. Are you tired of using a single device in front of your face? Is it too big to carry in your pocket? Are you too weak to hold it all the time? That’s why you need The oPad! The open is a Halo-inspired mobile device that not only lets you work in 360º, but it even floats in mid air! The oPad! But wait,...

We can’t say that on a clean-comedy podcast! But we can still talk about pet rats, two-edged swords, and hair—all related? Fake sponsor Are you tired of being told to scooch in for the late-comers? Does the thought of catching your death from handshakes scare you? Do you want to make a “joyful noise” without the judgment of your nearby friends and family? Then Drive-Thru Church™ is for you! Just pull up, get your coffee, sing a song at the teller, and listen to the announcements and...

You are amazing, intelligent, and funny if you listen to this clean-comedy podcast. Fake sponsor Habitat for Inhumanity—making a world where everyone has an indecent place to live. Random Noodle Updates Daniel caught poison oak again, finally got his hair cut, and his dog missed the opportunity to be SuperDog. Feedback FEEDBACK The Amazoning Noodle Suggested by Federico Martín Iachetti: Missing parts 3 stars by Golidog on 10 Aug 2014 (UK store)  Theres a cover missing on...

Back from a podcasting conference, we give you funny stories, massive camera lenses, and cupcakes! Enjoy the clean-comedy podcast! Random Noodle Updates Daniel spoke at Podcast Movement and retold some of the funny stories. Jeremy is a struggling jump-roper. The Amazoning Noodle  By Heyolshan on October 11, 2011 Took this bad boy to the top of the Chrysler building and threw it off. It shattered into a million pieces, exactly as expected. Completely satisfied, would highly...

For the first time in forever, Daniel is now permanently missing a tooth, but that didn’t stop the clean-comedy! This was so awesome, you should go high-five a strange. Fake sponsor Does the Rubik’s Cube frustrate you? Do you struggle to crack the “code” to solving it? Well I have the answer for you! Try the all-new Solo-Colouréd Rubik’s Cube! Impress your friends by mixing up the cube and putting it back together in seconds! The all-new Solo Colouréd Rubik’s Cube is on sale for $49.99 and...