Is an open door on or off? If we were the lead singer of a band, what would the band be called? Would we let delivery people use our bathroom? Do we have road rage? Plus, our favorite quote from a movie.

If we could only communicate using animal sounds for a day, which animal would we choose? Does Dammit Matthew still believe that the podcast needs a subscription the condo can't afford? What is our favourite thing to get at a buffet? If we have to pass gas in bed with our partner, do we go to the...