I AM BACK MY LITTLE FOLLOWERS! And this time I sit down with the hilarious Claire Alexander! We discuss social anxiety in the comedy scene, getting denied in the group chat, and making poor life choices! But it is ALL GOOD cuz we are all just LIVING OUR LIVES and nothing matters, ya know? PLS LISTEN!!!!

The bitch is BACK and BETTER THAN EVER with hilarious comedian DYLAN ADLER. We discuss hot girl summer, hooking up in public, and all the comedy parties we are gonna stalk once we're vaxxed. Honestly this is a delightful ep and you should ALL LISTEN TO IT!!

HELLO FRIENDS I am B A C K and chatting with the lovely & talented Kim Dinaro! We discuss acting insane in relationships, social anxiety at parties, and the extreme pressures of casual dating!!! BUT WE ARE BOTH THRIVING AND FAMOUS AND WILL MAKE IT!!

OMG I AM BACKKKKK w/ comic and all around lovely human, Steve Rogers! We chat about his current relationship with a fellow comedian, as well as dealing with jealousy and getting comfortable with yourself. I also tell him some horrifying dating stories! WHAT A BLAST!

oh HELLO fans!! Ur girl is back with hilarious comedian and all around JOY, Riley Lassin! We talk sexting, the drama of comedy hook ups, and trying to find your inner hoe. We also discuss very real issues we have with our vaginas! Truly this ep covers a LOT of ground!! But most importantly, we come to the conclusion that you have to go through crap to get to the other side. PLS LISTEN & ENJOY!!

OMG I AM BACK BITCHES with the delightful comic/queen of gossip, Stewart Fullerton!! We discuss her stable relationship with another comic, how you have to slyly trap men, our idea for a LinkedIn dating app, and how dating bibles from the 80s/90s are actually helpful? PLS TUNE IN TO LISTEN TO US RANT ABOUT MEN AND COMEDY ;)

O M G ur girl is BACK, chatting with hilarious comedian GUS CONSTANTELLIS. Basically I ask a lot of dumb/obvious questions about the gay dating scene in NYC and Gus tells me about settling down with his current bf. We also talk shit about COVID. BASICALLY IT IS A DELIGHT AND WE ARE STARS PLS LISTEN TO THIS TYSM.

I AM BACCCCKKKK spittin' that truth with the lovely Brendan Sagalow! We discuss how hard it was getting laid throughout this pandemic even though we are both perfect specimens? He also gives me some SRS insight into the male brain and I am still confused but I appreciate his intel.

OMG the bitch is BACK after a brief lil' hiatus last week -- but I am BACK WITH A BANG! This week I sit down with my delightful friend and fellow comic, Sarah Garner. We talk about her new COVID relationship with her bff, the complexities of sexuality, power dynamics between men & women, and general COVID fatigue. I also cry in the middle for... no reason while discussing my childhood! How fun and traumatic for you all! PLS tune in to this emotional journey of an episode ;)

Uh-oh, the pod is BACK this week with special comedy guest Drexton Clemons to talk about COVID, comedy, and OFC our dating history. We delve into our attachment styles (Drex is avoidant, I am anxious obvi) and discuss how we exhibit the same patterns of behavior in relationships time and again. But we are both READY for change and in therapy so as soon as we get our shit together it is OVER for you hoes. Pls enjoy :)

HELLO CHILDREN! Your girl is ~back~ and this time I am joined by the lovely and talented Kelly Bachman! We talk crushes, rejection, and relationships between anxious and avoidant people. We discuss our pasts mistakes, out hopes for future relationships, and the importance of admitting to yourself what you're really looking for in a partner. But mostly we talk about being rejected constantly. PLS LISTEN!!

Oh hello my lil chickens! In this ep, I sit down with fellow comedienne and ~sexpert~ Rachel Green. We discuss COVID sex, communication and finding the right connection with a partner. Because at the end of the day, we're all just trying to have fun and get laid, am I right? Oh and also find love, duh.

Omg, the bitch is ~back~ and I am chatting with the one and only PATTY ROSBOROUGH! A very funny comic who also happens to be my mother! We discuss her dating past and she s***s on mine and all the mistakes I make on a daily basis. But she is just looking out for me, and as the survivor of a marriage between comics, she begs me to please stop dating/banging/flirting with with comics. Will i heed her advice? STAY TUNED!

Episode 3 is here babyyyyy. I sit down via zoom with good comedy pal, Will Abeles! He opens up about a wild breakup he went through a couple of years ago and how he has grown from it. We also discuss the stress and difficulties of millennial dating and Will helps me gain some insight into the male brain! I mean we are both still single AF but it's all about the journey, amirite?

This week I sit down with my delightful friend/fellow comic/soul sister Maggie Lalley to bitch about men and the games you have to play to trap them. We also discuss losing your mind in a relationship, dating comics, and embracing the hot mess attitude of your late 20s. Because at the end of the day, who really gives a f**k about how you choose to live your life?

Hi, I'm Molly and after going through a mid-pandemic break up, I've decided to take a different approach to finding a man. Enter - The Rules, a self-help book from the 90s on how to "capture the heart of Mr. Right." While some of these ideas may be incredibly antiquated/anti- feminist/dumb, I am going to use them as a basis for constructing my own list of Rules for finding my future husband. So each week I will sit down with one of my hilarious friends and come up with a new rule for myself....