LOCK THE DOOR. Check out @TMASTL on Instagram. Workshopping Baby Girl Radio. Rundown of Jackson's weekend. Iggy still smarting over cart path only last weekend. Jackson will be Tim’s partner in Member – Guest. Putting the boy to the test. Caddies. Jay Randolph Jr Fan Page Club Championship. Doug and Tim’s match today. Possibly bringing guests back for the Tim McKernan Show. Iggy’s putt on 16.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Florio will be joining Tim and Jackson on Balloon Party. Yearning for a hot chat in the TMA YouTube today. Jackson's hair. Doug on a heater in the DFS showdown. Cards escape with a win in a tough series against the Sox. Holding down last place in the NL Central. Audio of Marmol on what's going wrong with the club. The disapproval is reaching a fever pitch. The offense is struggling. When was the last time Iggy watched batting practice? TMA/Balloon Party listener overlap. Whoops, there...

10:00 - Tim went to the Zach Bryan show with his family and movies 10:15 - The Battlehawks attendance numbers are insane 10:30 - The Cardinals upcoming schedule 10:45 - NHL and NBA playoffs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ken on a goose saving crusade this morning. Congratulations to our Milagro Tequila Listener of the Month for April, Mr. Lix. Drops of the Week. We play to the incel crowd. Iggy brought in nudes to show the dais. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy Crouppen joins us in studio. Zyn-fluencers. Cigarettes and vaping. Talking about the Wall Street Journal article on the city of St. Louis. Discussing what it would take to revitalize the city. Billionaires like Dan Gilbert helping improve comparable cities. Tim and Doug's comfortable pairing on Monday. Soliciting a caddie for Tim. Zach Bryan concert last night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here come the White Sox. Jackson walking back his comments on Todd Reesing and his black socks. Commissioner Kurt fields some FPCC questions. Jackson's new C curl has the listeners edging. Iggy brought in a picture of Anna Cardente. Angry Anthony Pagano calls in to hold Iggy accountable on his bowling talk. He's been banished from calling in. Married edging. The validity of The Swinghaven Board Member. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10:00 - Jackson vs. NBA haters 10:15 - Mozeliak's comments about the state of the 2024 Cardinals 10:30 - Comcast and Bally's 10:45 - Empty stadiums Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How would Doug do in prison? The Outerbanks. Wright Brothers. How would an AI version of TMA go? Tales from Gatlinburg. TMA Live during COVID. More tales from Gatlinburg. Gatlinburg, Gatlinburg, Gatlinburg. More on the sports on TV fiasco. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackson and KG need 30-second timeouts. How do you wash your fruit? Audio of Adam Wainwright quoting Wilson Phillips on MLB Network with Greg Amsinger. Zach Bryan in St. Louis the next two nights. ZB and Brianna Chickenfry's entanglement. Country music in St. Louis. Top hats at concerts. Vince Gil. Baby, Baby. Weens in movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ball writers. Tough go of it for the Porter family lately. Some members of the dais are down on the NBA. Article from FOTS Jeff Passan with some early takeaways from the MLB season. Offense is down across the league. Wedding Tackle is blocked AND put on notice for a bad sports take. Comcast has dropped Bailey's so that hot Cardinal offense is going to be tougher to see. Audio of John Mozeliak and he's happy where the club is right now. Ken wants more honesty out of managers. When did the...

10:00 - Cardinals doubleheader yesterday and Jack Flaherty's brilliant performance 10:15 - The NHL and NBA playoffs 10:30 - Comparing college sports atmospheres to pro sports 10:45 - Cardinals vs. Tigers today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nards. Iggy on what he sees during the break (that he was late to come back from). Geese by the fountain. Mungenast DFS Showdown. The return of Night Shift. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is marmalade? Iggy was thinking about Haenchen yesterday. The Cardinals get the split in the twin bill yesterday. Flaherty was dealing. Betting the under on both legs of doubleheaders. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about Steven Matz's back injury. Cardinals pitching prospects in the minors. Trevor Bauer is still out there. Touching coworkers. Mayday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the JV Golf Coach the number one ranked emailer in the world? Guilty pleasures. Favorite song on the Thriller album. Listeners torpedoing potential guests on the show. The May Pole. Debating appropriate sock height. High-school and gala shaming. We're back on Iggy's putt on 16 from Sunday. Riding horses to Sportsman's Park. YouTube plaques. Talkin' FPCC Round of 32 matches. Who is going to keep tabs on the TMA Reddit now that Plowsy is gone? It was a STL fest in the Bruins Leafs tilt last...

10:00 - Teams across time that missed their championship window 10:15 - Young leaders in sports 10:30 - Sports media news 10:45 - The 10 people in STL sports you would most want to interview? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinco de Mayo. Remembering the 2006 WS in Detroit. 2019 Stanley Cup. Why did the Blues get rid of Gloria? Who will be coaching the Blues? Chris Naegel moving on to the sectional qualifier for the US Open. Threesomes. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do the Cards say? Shelby Miller. Breaking news regarding sports wagering in Missouri. Signatures are being collected in an attempt to get it on the November ballot. How will it affect the gas station video game slot machines? Poly Sci with Ken. Chairman Steve chiming in to weigh-in on the topic. Iggy's bookie. Gambling proxies. Beercats AKA Darnell up next on the phone lines.More wagering talk. Who’s out there playing these slot machines? The in’s and out’s of these issues. Iggy wants to...

Lettermen's jackets and going steady. They're not happy the show started a minute late. Refuting the allegation that Jackson worked at Ronnie's Cinema. Breaking wind in movie theatre seats. KG dancing on Chairman Steve's grave a bit. Iggy was confused why the Cardinal game got rained out yesterday. Reliving the Madison, Illinois Screw Job at Gateway on Sunday between Lix and Iggy. Time to talk orgies and sex parties. Are 20 somethings heavy into poly? Revisiting Iggy's first trip to...

10:00 - The Cardinals weekend that was and the bullpen 10:15 - Battlehawks outdrawing the Cardinals 10:30 - Steven Matz and the Blues coaching search 10:45 - MLB uniform news Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BFIB checking in. How prevalent is the BFIB? People are really curious about Longo Biggs match in the FPCC. Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason are out with the CBS NFL pregame show. The boys break it down. Tom Brady doing play-by-play. Do GOAT’s broadcast? Detroit was packed for the draft. Can we have a resurgence like that? Gatesworth season. New 8am sponsor IHOP in the building dropping off a feast for the boys. Article that MLB and Nike plan to fix the uniform issues. Fans rejoice! EMOTD  Learn...

Fun with headlines on STLToday. Announcing the winners of the "Win a date with Iggy to Stevie Nicks" contest. Iggy's taking a female but is being extremely cryptic. Are they in the building? Mr. Lix on the phone lines. Lix and Iggy seem to be fast friends. Iggy’s driving. Jackson’s match with Mr. Ciders. Chairman Steve and his game.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug's not happy with the show open. Iggy gave away Doug's robe. Cards can't pull off the sweep in Queens. The bullpen has been strong. KaKaw is still law after the Battlehawks grab another W. What will it be like when the Battlehawks play in the UFL Championship at The BattleDome? Iggy's smashburgers. Doug had a lesson on Saturday and it shaved 10 strokes off his game. Iggy is not happy with the yardage on his caddie's phone. Mr. Lix vanquished Iggy yesterday in the FPCC. Club tossin'. The...

10:00 - What changes if the Cardinals never win the 2011 World Series? 10:15 - More on Cardinals front office mindset 10:30 - A roster of only former Cardinals still int he MLB 10:45 - Uniforms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not a dry eye in the studio right now as Plowsy's final segment is upon us. Hrabe audio postcard in Plowsy's honor. Plowboy's next chapter. Cucky the Dwarf makes an awesome song for the PlowHawk. AI. Market manager John comes in for a tribute to the Plowsy and shouts out his nipple hair. The boys and PlowHawk share some sentiment. EMOTD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices