A residual charge. Iron Fist and Pacific Rim (how did those two things end up in the same podcast?) LAYGO Batman Movie, Kong: Skull Island. We break down The OA. MANY MANY SPOILERS. Crippling winter. Replaced by a magician. Bosch. Luke Cage. Big Little Lies. Vikings. Travis Fimmel vs Charlie Hunnam. Adam is back on board with Samuel L. Jackson. Justin is back on board with Keanu Reeves and loving John Wick. Can anybody get back on board Batman & Robin with George Clooney?  The Shelf...

Hey Hey It's Shelfday! The sad decline of Johnny Depp. Get me to the Greico. The return of Skeet Ulrich. Big Little Lies. What is going on with the widescreen in Legion? Return to brekky radio. Stupid lists. Spitroastoscopy. Volcanic sunburn. Getting on board new sports. Nacelles. Guy Ritchie. Marvel music. The Gay Terminator. That director that cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart.    The Shelf Season XIV April 3, 10 & 17 on sale now.   

Old man noises, awesome rigs and many spoilers. Adam's been watching Riverdale, Justin has been watching Santa Calrita Diet, they've both seen The OA, and there will be many spoilers. Good Wife and Brooklyn 99 also get a mention. Justin has seen Split (more spoilers, like huge ones) and Adam is still very angry at M. Night Shyamalamadingdong for the glacial pace of Unbreakable (of which there are many more spoilers but it's an old movie, so suck it up crybaby). Some discussion about Doctor...

This is a massive 100 minute end of year wrap up podcast. Justin and Adam will spoil everything. Including that show with the robots that was on just this week. Mostly they're going to talk about how much they hated Suicide Squad. Favourite films, books, comics, tv shows and other malarkey from 2016. Look, it's two hours, the less time you spend reading this, the more time you'll have to listen.

Major Snotty. Things from before you were born. The best things about Luke Cage. Smoother than smooth. Nailing Superman. Justin tries to explain to Adam what happened in Secret Wars, and bemoans Civil War 2. Vision 11 has hurt both of them. Doctor Doom: Bad Debt. Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor at the Pearly Gates. Samuel L. Jackson and Tim Burton.

Adam feels like he's been in an abusive relationship with Melbourne, and is chased out of town by Paste-Pot Pete. Night and nighter. Sax careers. Justin's new record. Adam has been watching TV from the nineties, Frasier and Star Trek, and Justin has been watching cartoons, Bojack Horseman and Rick & Morty. Adam has been reading Invincible, while Justin is still loving Tom King, especially his run on Batman. Some deep love for Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol. Six degrees of Hot Gossip. Justin...

The mics keep cutting out on this one. Some repairs have been attempted, but it’s a bit annoying. Adam’s been to Melbourne to do a different podcast and Justin has gone full hipster. Adam is reading Saga (spoilerific) including talk of Y: The Last Man and Ex Machina. Adam has been watching Brain Dead, Justin watched Interstellar on his new TV, and Adam has to guess which scenes he’s watching (spoilwah). Does the Batman V Superman extended cut improve things (spoilerish)? More Affleck V Bale,...

Who’s your favourite in The Goodies, Justin’s instagram animals, Adam has watched London Spy (spoiler alert), Justin is totally into Rake (trigger warning), and they both love Cleverman, although Adam isn’t sold on Frances O’Connor’s very smooth face (elbow skin alert), Justin loves Kate Beckinsale and may be getting into fetish gear as a result, the disco Grammy, Lady Chiklis, Game of Thrones theories (spoiler alert and trigger warning), The Vision by Tom King, Batman by Snyder &...

Justin thinks he has thermometer poisoning, Adam spoils Unfollow (SPOILER), Justin has a domestic disaster, Sydney winter, Adam’s not entirely sold on the Preacher TV show, Mad Men, Lost, Law and Order, Justin has a proposal for a Walking Dead crossover, Ian McShane in Game of Thrones (LOTS OF MASSIVE SPOILERS and some nutty theories), Justin’s Mum and her strident opinions on Hans Zimmer, Man of Steel dick ships, Scott Snyder’s Batman, 2000AD Progs 1977-1983, Grant Morrison’s Heavy Metal,...

Robot vacuum cleaners, The Sha-na-nas, nearly twenty minutes about X-Men Apocalypse (MANY MANY SPOILERS) including some very deeply nerdy discussion of John Byrne, Barry Windsor-Smith and Walt Simonson. Adam’s Brett Ratner conspiracy, including more derision of Batman V Superman and Man of Steel. Lots of comic talk including the new Steve Rogers Captain America comic (OUTRAGEOUS SPOILER) and DC Rebirth (DANCING AROUND A SPOILER). Justin’s Bento Box, Rove’s Condiments, Cap V Trump, Lost, The...

Adam and Justin meet up at Justin’s house to talk about The Wicker Man, Blade Runner, Captain America (They both loved Captain America: Civil War, and the entire conversation is spoiler-free until GIANT SPOILER! Literally. You’ve been warned). The Brubaker & Phillips comic series, Criminal, Velvet, Ms. Marvel, Jessica Jones (the tv show and Alias comic), Justin’s new catchphrase and whatever happened to Gerard Butler? All this plus Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger, Kelvin the Cactus and bad...

Another drive to the airport, the morning after the end of Season XIII of The Shelf live show. Justin has finally watched a couple of episodes of The Flash TV show, and enthusiasm abounds, despite missing the Wally West Flash, and as a result Adam tries to convince Justin to watch Arrow. Justin loves the new Wonder Woman Earth One by Grant Morrison & Yannick Pacquette, and Adam has really enjoyed the Harley Quinn & the Suicide Squad April Fool’s Day Special by Rob Williams, Jim Lee...

Adam and Justin are in the car, back in Melbourne. Justin needs to go home to Sydney after The Shelf live show, so there’s blinkers, toll beeps, coughs and sneezes. Justin has a goopy eye, Bieber fury and ignorance, panelling radio shows, Batman V Superman (multiple spoilers alert, although the whole film is a spoiler for all films, ever), Deadpool’s opening credits, Daredevil episode 3 (casting spoiler), Jessica Jones (sex scene spoilers), Adam is scared the Doctor Strange movie is going to...

The Shelf Podcast Rises. Justin V Adam: Dawn of B******t. The first podcast in nearly a year, featuring tasty Adelaide snacks, gym advice, Justin’s new found love for Harry Styles and rekindled love for Neve Campbell, hanging out with Alfie Allen, making tapes of compilation LPs, breaking an embargo and so many movies, TV shows and comic books, including (of course) Doctor Who, Sherlock, Power Man & Iron Fist, The Notebook, Batman V Superman, Cannon, The Rockford Files, Mighty Isis,...

The last of the Comedy Festival live recordings with Justin and Adam. Justin is feeling a lot better and imagines the porn he would make. Adam is on the verge of quitting comedy, like alcohol, he's done so much. Adam explains blossoming, which is distressing on a number of levels. Justin has had enough of oversharers, and Adam cuts sick on clean comedy. Adam does the worst mime of all time, and then falls into a Rob Schneider fury hole. If you're playing along at home, Adam is up to Episode 4...

Justin and Adam during the Comedy Festival again. Justin interrogates the audience. Imperial Comedy producer Angela Thompson delivers coffee. Adam manages to draw a line between Mad Men, Grey's Anatomy and The Good Wife. Justin reveals he used to be able to recite the whole of Mad Max. He's also charging $128 for his shows next year. Justin raves about Daredevil. There is a lot of talk about Mad Men. The Shelf XII tickets are on sale now. Huge lineup including Wil Anderson, Dave Anthony,...

Justin is unwell and a bit croaky, and Adam is putrid. Another of the live Shelf Podcasts recorded during the Comedy Festival at the Imperial Hotel. Some very outdated references, including Justin having just seen Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler, and Adam being excited about the trailer for Daredevil. Lots of dirty gay talk (Adam has mistaken it for the Poofcast, it seems), steaming open Gwyneth Paltrow's envelope, Adam's infamous pressed hams in the office, Justin getting in trouble at a...

Recorded LIVE during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, with special guest Josh Earl, host of the hilarious panel podcast Don't You Know Who I Am? Lots of fun with old mate JEarl, talking rubbish about playing basketball, henna tattoos, Justin's Blood and Toner show, hijinks on roadshow, disfiguring accidents, and the last time Adam and Jearl went to the Logies (possibly ever). There are visual gags that will make no sense, and references to things that happened months ago, when it...

Adam joins forces with Steele Saunders from the Steele Wars podcast to talk all things Star Wars, live during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.  

Justin and Adam are joined by The Shelf regular Tegan live at the Imperial Hotel for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. An indiscrete story about Wil Anderson and a poof, Tegan dropping the C-Bomb, James Bond, bus toilets, Hey No Dad, Justin's watch, Tegan touching celebrities, Jeremy Renner gawking at J.Lo, faceboob, 90s shows making a comeback and . For hardcore Shelf fans, there are tram bells. Also, all these live podcasts have visual jokes in them that we don't really explain....

Justin and Adam are joined by Geraldine Hickey and Anne Edmonds from The Downlow (you can hear them Sundays on RRR). Eddo and Gezza normally talk about footy and other kinds of sport (with Kate McLennan), and we do eventually get on to that topic, but first you can hear us all bitching and moaning about our comedy festival shows. Also, we find out how they get the bubbles into a soda stream and it's surprisingly spiritual. Recorded live at The Imperial Hotel during the Melbourne International...

The first of our LIVE podcasts, recorded at The Imperial Hotel during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival (tickets still available for other episodes at comedyfestival.com.au) this one featuring The Shelf teaming up with the Little Dum Dum Club podcast - Justin and Adam with Tommy Dassalo and Karl Chandler. Things get out of hand pretty quickly with a trip to a brothel, some dicey behaviour in a gay sex-on-premises establishment, doing shows in Town Hall storage facilities, school...

This has everything you want in a Shelf podcast. Tram bells, sirens, walking to a cinema, driving around Melbourne. We ask all the big questions, like what was The Fonz doing in his office in the toilet? Why do people do those "One Man " shows? How does that Wizard of Oz / Pink Floyd thing work if they have incredibly different running times? Why doesn't Doctor Who trick a robot into a hole? Why isn't Apple as easy as it should be? Why is it so windy? Plus, you'll get to meet the new cosmic...

The Shelf is back very soon, here are the most palatable highlights from an episode of Season X. They're not very palatable. Tickets on sale now for The Shelf and The Shelf Podcast Show.

Adam and Justin in the car going to the country, talking about the Hunger Games sequel, Interstellar (of course - Justin has just watched all of the trailers again), old men being mean to Taylor Swift, anti-ambition, decompressed storytelling, Ryan Reynolds vs Chris Pratt, the planning permit avenger, and many other topics all frequently interrupted by the annoying GPS lady. Tickets for The Shelf at The Toff on sale now from Moshtix.