Episodes
For the fight of the year two boxing obsessives come together to give you the commentary you deserve. Insider gossip, behind the scenes action and debates which cut to the very core of the boxing. Also taking in such classic boxing topics as Frank Oz's limited range, Mark Wahlberg and PE teachers. A clash of the vloggers - the unofficial commentary, right here. As far as we can recall, to the best of our memory we watched this legally. Originally broadcast 10/11/2019.      Here's the pitch...
Published 11/11/19
We've suffered the breaks. You know I still remember it, it keeps burning away, I know that you may take a while to come Tom & Jack around. This week features Star Trek, Budapest, our own biopics and a mistaken identity KSI-case. What Annoyed Us? Thanks for asking - well, racist royals, escape rooms and multi-nationals. Plus there's a bally old case of the rugger. Cloverfields, faasands of 'em . Originally broadcast 02/11/2019.      Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And...
Published 11/02/19
I sit Tom & Jack with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag of this weed, it gives me the s**t needed to be, the most meanest MC on this—on this Earth.   This week there's tales from the front of being involved in the biggest repatriation since Dunkirk. Lions led by donkeys. Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us - everything but also McDonald's, powercuts and seat stealers. We touch base with the world of vanity in Vloggers Gone Wild and discuss Thomas Crook and baked beans. I haven't tasted fish...
Published 10/14/19
While my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun. He says death will give us Tom & Jack to god, just like the setting sun, its return to the lonesome ocean. This week the Things What Have Annoyed Us are a homeless Inspector Gadget coat, Willy Wonka and dogging. In Reality Bustin' we plan to get on the Mail Online, boycott Whispnade Zoo and branch into merchandise with our own range of cards. Plus chat about MK1, Rick Waller, barbeques, Play Your Cards Right, Sunday Headaches, the...
Published 09/08/19
Oh, what a night. Late December Tom & Jack in '63. What a very special time for me, as I remember, what a night.   This week there's talk of degrees, plastic and the new wave of satire being surfed. Things what annoyed us this week included haircuts, wasps, aftershave, appalling train services and bus people. Plus the murky world of vloggers is revisited in Vloggers Gone Wild - this week the Ingham family are selling a plastic copy of their new born child for a very reasonable price....
Published 07/27/19
I never heard Carrickfergus ever sang so sweet, acapella in the bar using her feet for a beat, I could have that voice playing on repeat for a week and in this Tom & Jacked out room swear she was singing to me. This week we review the superb new album Collobrations Project No. 6 by Ed Sheeran (featuring the hit new single I Don't Care). Plus there is on-going planning of Jack's scout-do. Things what have annoyed us include dung beetles, cheerleading, Argos and estate agents. AND we take a...
Published 07/13/19
I had to find the passage Tom & Jack to the place I was before, relax said the night man, we are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave. This week there's Rory Stewart, appalling local radio jingles and dead neighbours. Things What Annoyed Us This Week & a Spoonful of Weather featuring the best of the worst TripAdvisor reviews. Plus there's the best made up nonsense the internet has to offer. Also, a table collapsed on a load of old people....
Published 06/21/19
And did you think this fool could never win, well look at me, I'm coming Tom & Jack again. I got a taste of love in a simple way and if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away. It's finally here. Your chance to to invest in world-changing company Soft Lad Gyms. What has been called "the opportunity of the life times" by Tom, is now on Kickstarter (approval pending)!Support if for God's sake. There's also a podcast going on; what annoyed us was the Chucker and...
Published 05/28/19
Talking bout home but we can't go Tom and Jack, I guess that's why we left, so we could take a step, keep moving and forget the rest. This week there's Here's a Thing what Annoyed Me This Week about internet abuse and unwanted gifts. There's also Jack's App Thing... with a lie detector test. PLUS new feature 'The Said the Thing!' featuring the Walking Dead saying 'The Walking Dead' on 'The Walking Dead'. Also there is eclectic chat from such far ranging topics as planning Jack's stag do and...
Published 05/18/19
When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos, then they clear the lane I go solo, the meaning of all of that, some media is the Tom & Jack, as your believe it's true, it blows me through the roof. Suckers. This week there's basketball assaults and relationship advice from the newly engaged-to-be-wed Jack Short. What Annoyed Us This Week was rude people and people playing music off your phone. There's another App review as we look at each other' hands and the Life Waster Chronicles features a...
Published 04/27/19
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door, ready to make an entrance, so Tom & Jack on up ('cause you know about to rip s**t up). What's wrong with the audio? Good question, thanks for asking. Jack did something wrong. This week sees Annoyed Us topics cat excrement, political correctness and feedback cards. There's 'the Roly-Poly Tom Project' and a hugely exciting Reality Bustin' update. Plus two new features - the Life Waster Chronicles and Jack's App thing.. Originally broadcast...
Published 04/19/19
Tell me is the Tom & Jack of the pool balls, neon buzzin'? Telephone's ringin', it's your second cousin. After a looong illness ridden sabbatical Tom & Jack. Jack's in a place called vertigo with his overstated sickness and Tom is just fine, thanks for asking. Things that have annoyed us include upsetting tricks to the doctor and dream affairs. Jack has his reality busted as Tom applies for the role of town crier in his name. And we all learn about racist pickpockets in What's the...
Published 04/06/19
Cornered the boy, kicked out at the world .The world kicked Tom & Jack a lot effing harder now. If you wanna try, if you wanna try. There's no worse you could do. Uh oh oh.   This week sees the long awaited return of TripAdvisor based feature A Spoonful of Weather. Plus there's far ranging chat from Mark Francois experience in the TAs, paint balling with Robin Gibb, Have I Got News for BORING, Topcat and Christian murder mysteries. Scouts for adults. Originally broadcast...
Published 03/16/19
Talk behind my Tom & Jack but to my face they say nothing. Stand up in the dance, keep a firm steady stance. Keep the beanies touching, keep the beanies hot flushing. This week internet dating, computer troubles and shower calls. What Annoyed Us was 1 star reviews, scrumpy urine and anti-vegan patrols. PLUS an application for Hunted and e-book authory. 11 minutes and 49 seconds for DOG. Originally broadcast 08/03/2019.    Here's our application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for...
Published 03/09/19
And after about ten dear minutes, he was Tom & Jack in the game.Thought he was done man, thought he was finished, but he's Tom & Jack up again. Hello! This week there's bull masteefs, raw chicken and a heartfelt apology of behalf of Tom's uncle Jim Ratcliffe, the UK's richest man. This week homework for Jesus, frozen sandwiches and dearest MOMO annoyed us. Plus Soft Lad Gyms LTD is gathering steam and is coming to a Dragon's Den near you. Give me your gun. Originally broadcast on...
Published 03/02/19
Dreams don't last forever. Why you wanna fix me? See, if the police don't take it. God forsake it, I can't take it, why you stab me in the Tom & Jack? Hello! Two new features this week: Reality Busters and What's Wrong with You Tom/Jack/Both of You? There's also old favourite Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and a brief Vloggers Gone Wild. Tom's used an internet pseudonym to blag an interview to appear on the Apprentice and Jack has listened to him talk about it. Originally...
Published 02/10/19
I'm I'm Tom & Jack in your face like I've never been away, I'm Tom & Jack in your face and it's where I'm gonna stay. This week there's Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This combined with You Must Be Drunk into one mega-feature. Rejoice as we take pops at Saxon toilet products and the National Lottery. Delight in tales of joint accounts and Twitter scams and Christians. And there's an update on Tom's quest to become a TikTok superstar. Originally broadcast 28/01/2019   As promised,...
Published 01/28/19
And I told about equality and it's true either you're wrong or you're right. But, if you're thinkin' 'bout my baby it don't matter if you're Tom & Jack or white.   This week there is 2019's first instalment of Vloggers Gone Wild. It's a double header with ACE Family's lollipops and RiceGum's gambling children. Plus meandering chat from Fixodent to street fights and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week featuring Bregzit and Neeeewsbeat. Gary Newman did it. Originally broadcast...
Published 01/20/19
I've been watching you walk, I've been learning the way that you talk. The Tom & Jack of your head is at the front of my mind; soon I'll crack it open just to see what's inside your mind. Hello! It's back for 2019 due to unpopular demand. This week we kick off discussing New Year, New Year's Resolutions and murder. There's everyone's favourite feature a Spoonful of Weather featuring TripAdvisor reviews PLUS old favourites Etymology Corner and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week....
Published 01/13/19
Hello. And what a year it's been that it just was. So many memories, so many crass, ill-thought out mutterings on this podcast. Why not listen to some of our favourite bits (from the old episodes we could be bothered to listen to). And an auld lang syne to all.    As promised, here's us learning to cook with Zoella.  EVERYONE FOLLOW US ON THIS https://punkanary.com/ Watch Japanese House Cafe  Get more Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1iXAyyipo00RGO65ChYBHA Interview we...
Published 12/29/18
Those Christmas lights, light up the street. Maybe they'll bring her Tom & Jack to me. Then all my troubles will be gone, oh Christmas lights keep shining on.  It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid. This week there's a Christmassy Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week and the exchanging of Secret Santa gifts. Plus there's the final every Zoella's Cosy Tip with all your Christmas essential. And an Etymology Corner. See you in 2019! Originally broadcast 23/12/2018.    As...
Published 12/23/18
If I could turn Tom & Jack time, if I could find a way. I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay. Tune in to here two men panicking as they realise the Apprentice final is about to start. We talk about Brexit, when wasps go mad, children spitting, SNL and scouts, scouts, scouts. There are things that have annoyed us this week, a Christmas Etymology Corner and we learn to put meat on a slab with Zoella. Dial two 9s into your phone and a third when necessary. Originally...
Published 12/17/18
Why can't you see? Come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack to me. And I know I was wrong, when I said it was true, that it couldn't be me and be her in between - without you.   Jack is tired. Tom's been blocked by Alan Sugar. BUT together, they make it work. Here are some things that happen in this audio file - skaghead wheely  bin thieves, Pinky & the Brain, ongoing TikTok fame, preemptive self-defence and good vibe's [sic]. Plus Here's a Thing That's Annoyed Me...
Published 12/09/18
You got your hair combed Tom & Jack and your sunglasses on, baby.And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong - after the boys of summer have gone. This week join us for a Sunday headache and a bloody sundae brain-freeze. There's perverse Christmas covers and a flat battery in HATWAMTW, a cosy tip from friend of the pod Zoella and "an eclosed space used for storage" of an Etymology Corner. PLUS in You Must Be Drunk there is much laughing and gnashing of teeth as Pharrell...
Published 12/03/18
Too long I roam in the night - I'm coming Tom & Jack to his side, to put it right. I'm coming home to wuthering, wuthering, Wuthering Heights. This week that only lasted three days we learn how to become a TikTok superstar and lay out a cheeseboard with the help of Zoella. There's pottery painting and the theme tune for Of Mice & Men. Plus we examine a video shown AROUND the world as Logan Paul comes out as a flat earth-er. Originally broadcast 24/11/2018.   As promised, here's us...
Published 11/25/18